Rap names

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rtxn@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I love how the comments boil down to:

  • Young [completely ordinary item], and
  • Young [reason why I will never find fulfillment in life and will probably die alone, unloved, by alcohol or high speed lead injection]
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"Young memory of my father's brain on the asphalt the day he died."

People just want any opportunity to vent.

Kase@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Tbf I'd want to vent about that too

Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y

Young electron

wolfshadowheart@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 2y

Not enough physical attributes though imo. Should be more like Young Dandruff, Young Acne (ft. Young Scab), maybe a Lil Stain or Big Mole y'know?

Edit: shout out to Young Eczema in the thread

tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
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paddirn@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y

Young Back Pain

Though in my case it should probably be Ol’ Dirty Back Pain

A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y

Young Chronic Depression sounds like a diagnosis, not a rap name

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Young Eczema coming in with the most flaky, itchy flow

ohlaph@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Shit, 'beat' me to it.

SkySyrup@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Young something has been in my eye for the past twelve hours and I want to scream

OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"Young eye pain"

Rolando@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Dude, "Young Eye Scream" is right there...

JPSound@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Young Pocket Sand

shalva97@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Why do you keep sand in your pockets? :D

JPSound@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

Enkers@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

young testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch

Donkter@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

Yung T.S. Double Dub in the house.

Deiv@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

check me as I race down these streets; no clutch

recapitated@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Young PKW

klemptor@startrek.website · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Young Chapstick

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

MC Eucalyptus is in the motherfuckin' house, y'all!

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Young Steward Calculus 7th Edition Volume I.

walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 2y

Classic

Pooptimist@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Young social anxiety

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Young D20

TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Young picture of my wife

platypus_plumba@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

... How young...?

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

No no, the picture is young (i.e. recent) not the wife.

feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The wife's old. Reeeal old.

CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 2y

Leonardo Di Caprio when wife turns 25

Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Young picture of this guys wife

krondo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Young existential dread.

bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Young Aspergers

Sheeple@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Mood

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'd be willing to pirate your first album

bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

That's the highest praise I've ever recieved as an artist

lobut@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y

Young Herpes

MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

"Young Crippling Sense of Impending Doom"

Psaldorn@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Young asthma inhaler

moistclump@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Young Epipen

LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Young Imposter Syndrome

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 7 pts · 2y

Young Empty Wallet

Nougat@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Young Penis

wait.

Anticorp@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

You. List. Now.

CodexArcanum@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

After about 20 years it evolves into Old Dirty Loan Shark Debt, gotta make way for those fresh Young Medical Debt kids.

Bigoldmustard@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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recapitated@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

It's sad but it's ok. We all can only make choices in the present moment, including today, and including that week. I know you would have liked to see him more, but you did see him before that. And if you did see him that week, there could still be days in between. It starts to look more and more arbitrary. What's important is you all love each other, and I'll bet he would want you to enjoy your loving memories with him now.

KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y

Young Depression

Ashyr@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

Young Undeserved Self-Confidence!

Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (6 replies)
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tjsauce@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I've never heard of unipolar, how does it differ from bipolar?

Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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tjsauce@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Damn, I hope things improve for you

Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Love the T1D analogy, from another mental T1D...

Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Britain post-brexit - fewer Poles

_danny@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Young crippling depression

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2y

F

Driveway4964@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Young Lactose Intolerance

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

I'll be the one you always got beef with for no reason: Young Lactase

lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 2y

Young Keys

pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

young underwear. i have underwear on me except when i gotta shower

FReddit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Young flatulence

doingless@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I prefer young gassy

Emerald@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Image Transcription: Twitter Posts


Matt, @mattwhitlockPM

your rap name is "young" + something you always carry with you, no matter where you go

B.J. Sutton, @PrettyBadLefty

Young Student Loan Debt

lethargic_lemming@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Young Mitochondria

subverted_per@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Young Athsma Inhaler

Steveanonymous@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Young cuts

sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Young Childhood-Trauma

ThePantser@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Young Wallet

discostjohn@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y

Young Wallet, represent

LengAwaits@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Young Ennui

feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Wait wait

Young Prostate

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Young hand sanitizer.

Neil@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

Young crippling anxiety in the house!

Muscar@discuss.online · 3 pts · 2y

Young snus

wellee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

There are so many random and copied responses, that I'm starting to wonder how many of you are bots

MycelialMass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Bleep bloop dont worry im not a bot bleep blorp

Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Young bot

thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Young Diabetes!

Icalasari@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

Young Kleenex

sploosh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Young Crippling Anxiety might not have the popular appeal that I would need to go far.

feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Young Scrotum

chooglers@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

young chode in the cut

feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Young Droopy Eyelid

shalva97@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Young Keychron K7 pro

Scribbd@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y

Ah yes. My personal bluetooth jammer.

llamapocalypse@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Young Childhood Trauma count?

StopSpazzing@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Young Aches

DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y

Young pocket lint up in da hiz ouse!

sagrotan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Young Leatherman ... Got a career finally

feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Young Huawei

wait

Young Xiaomi

Otherwise_Direction7@monyet.cc · 2 pts · 2y

I’m always carrying my phone when I go out, so my name should be ‘Young iPhone’

Google@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

Young Shame

Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

Young Vintage Photo of Young Bea Arthur

Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Young Glasses

DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Young Flask

AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

All these are terrible

feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Young Skidmark

Macropolis@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Young dreadlocks

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Young Lower Back Pain

callyral@pawb.social · 1 pts · 2y

Young Water Bottle

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y

Young pants

Bassman27@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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Resol@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Young Depression

sour@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y

young french phone

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2y

Young cellphone

Gordon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Yung-Heuristics in da house!

feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Young Golfer's Elbow

NoelMusicGamer8@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y
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skeptomatic@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

Young Muffin-Top

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Young car keys...WHAT'S SO EXCITING ABOUT THIS?

ohlaph@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Young Eczema

KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y

Young Heart

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Young Deviated Septum

clevercrab@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Young nervous tic

Kase@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Young Mario keychain my sister gave me for Christmas bc I'm her "Super Mario Bro" :)

feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

Young Stash Canister

(using this one)

undeffeined@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 2y

Young Suicidal Throughts

Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

Young Home Made .50cal Sub-Machine Gun

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y

Young Charger.

vexikron@lemmy.zip · -1 pts · 2y

Lets see here:

Young Villain

Young Trouble

Young Wisdom

Young Flo

Young Jung

Young Thrilla

I am willing to bet that at least one of these random artist names I pulled out of my ass either is or is darn close to some kind of astoundingly overproduced mumble rap artist.

I'm sticking with Tupac, Run DMC, The Blue Scholars, Aesop Rock (not fuxking Aesop Rocky), DJ Shadow...