My favorite blonde

mamaya ay first interview for a job wohoo need na mag practice

Ike-claim ko na pag-alis ko talaga dito. Bahala kayo.

Good morning! Sana magawa nyo na mga gusto nyong gawin sa buhay ✨

Phlemmy tawag sa PH community dito? Nabasa ko lang sa comment kanina. Parang plema / phlegm lang. LOL

adjusting pa sa lemmy, parang easier than reddit no? Anyway good morning mga accla!

Hi guys, galing din ako sa reddit and just migrated to lemmy a few hours ago. I couldn't find a community for my city Baguio kaya gumawa na lang ako. For those interested po, you can join at !baguio@lemm.ee

As an aside, tangina mo u/spez

MAKIKITA KO SI CHAEYOUNG SA SEP AAAAAAAAAAA TWICE TIX SECUREDDDD

Medj nakaka ewan ‘tong tita ko na sobrang disappointed sa 18yo na niece ko kasi maitim jowa niya. 🥹 Hindi lang ‘yun ‘yung ayaw niya sa guy but nakaka ano na rin banggitin ulit. Ineexpect niya ata artistahin magiging jowa since vv pretty din naman si pamangkin. Pero shet naman, hayaan niyo na ‘yung bata. Pressured na nga sa acads, pati jinojowa papakialamanan pa.

Proud pa siyang ikwento na harapan niyang sinasabihan na matalino nga, tanga naman sa pag-ibig. Huhuhu trauma aabutin ng bata sainyo.

success meet the parent 🤭🤭

bat kaya tinawag pang auto detailing di nalang carpenter

Ang linis ng Lemmy, no? Kahit wala kang adblock at naka-Chrome ka, walang ads.

Tangina mo spez ayusin mo buhay mo. Libo-libong pera ginastos ko sa reddit at 3rd party apps tas ganto lang gagawin mo sakin. 😭😭

???? anong nangyayare

Putangina 7am, may nagpapatugtog na agad nakaspeaker pa!!!

Masasanay ako sa paggamit ng lemmy pero sq totoo lang ma miss ko ang reddit.

NEW BLACK MIRROR EPISODES OUT NOW!!! 💖

Sorry sa morning rant, pero wala akong tiwala sa tito ko na doktor. Hindi nagpabakuna for covid. at diniscourage yung isa kong tita na magpabakuna dahil di siya naniniwala sa covid at bakuna.

lumakas ung tunog ng mga naglalato=lato nung lumindol, eto na ba bagong seismograph naten hahahuhu pero jk sana safe ang lahat!

Umagang-umaga may binilin agad sa akin sa trabaho. Respeto naman sa bagong gising lang. Grrrr. Tsarlot

So apparently new mods are taking over privated subs.....

Nagdance revo ako sa arcade nung hapon at may nakisali na lalaki sa tabi ko pero wala siyang credits. Annoying pero hinayaan ko lang rin siya. Maya maya, yung mahihirap na kanta yung mga pinipili ko para magpapawis at pampataas ng stamina. Nakakasabay naman siya until bumilis ang kanta at humirap ang steps. Dun siya tumigil at umalis na rin.

Sorry my man... kailangan ko talagang itunaw yung mga masasarap na foods na nakain ko kagabi.

Lumindol daw, stay safe mga bbys

Mas lalo na ikaw /u/****, hihi 🤭

Meanwhile on Discord:

"Kailan babalik ang Reddit"

"Kapag tapos na ang flyover sa Molino"

I feel so incompetent at work I always get shocked when no one tells me that I'm terminated yet.

Shuta ngayon ko lang nakita to. Lemmy feels more tactile than Reddit.

Di ko rin pala na-backup mga saved jokes at ibang nuggets of wisdom ni redkinoko. Tulad nung nagreply siya dun sa frustrated na makahanap ng career dahil 30+ na siya:

“Hitler didn't start his career in politics until his thirties. Sometimes destiny takes a while to manifest. Cheer up.”

“Stalin did not start holding office until he was 34. Prior to that he was kicked out of school, arrested, and drifted from job to job.

The late bloomers tend to do the most because they feel they have lots of catching up to do.”

On hold with BDO at kanina pa ko kinakausap ni Pia Wurtzbach

Nanginginig na siguro yung mga di maka pag spam posts and comments kasi sarado pa din

Tonight's Ask PHlemmy: Who’s an idiot that gets treated like a genius?

Nagugustuhan ko yung lemmy talaga, ang dali mag reply with photos

Bruh akala ko nahihilo lang ako umaalog pala talaga yung office chair na inuupuan ko

good morning mga cute

maabunan sana kayo ng biyaya at hindi ulan ngayong araw

Sabi ng tropa ko: Sa mindoro daw nag-SS si Sand King

Amaccana sa DOTA accla ka. Hahahah

May black mirror na!!!!

woke up to the dumpster fire that is reddit making stupid decisions one day at a time ugh anyway, can you guys suggest lemmy communities to subscribe to? maliban sa c/ph hehe <3

It’s like 2021 all over again. Haha

It starts with...

ONE THING

I don't know why

Bakit mo ako laging dinedeny.

Good morning! Found Lemmy in a r/meme post iirc. So far, I kinda like this reddit-alt.

My girlfriend is currently at Bicol; however, I regretfully made her upset while she went there yesterday. In an attempt to lighten her mood up, any puns or jokes related to Bicol or Mayon Volcano?

Later this afternoon, I have my thesis defense scheduled about the pulp oil obtained from the indigenous Pili tree in the Bicol region. Wish me luck!

Kahapon may batang nanghingi sakin ng P5. Akala ko pandagdag ng pamasahe, pero sabi niya may bibilihin daw siya. Naisip ko agad siguro bibili ng lato lato. Sinundan ko siya ng tingin habang papalapit sa mga tindahan. Lato lato nga ang bibilhin niya kaya lang parang kulang pa yung pera niya. Kawawa naman walang pasok ngayon.

So real talk, will you be ditching reddit after june 30? I probably will use lemmy for on the go but use old reddit for desktop.

I do hope all the cat subs I like come here.

Hello yaya

Asan kaya yung ibang subs? Huhhhu

Good morning! Sana maging maganda araw nyo ✨✨✨✨✨

EARTHQUAKEEEEEE

Max capacity for the TWICE concert sa Philippine Arena: 55,000

Queueing number ng friend of a friend: 69063

LOL

Lumindol kanina, sabi ni Google at sa Twitter. Somewhere sa northern Occidental Mindoro yung epicenter.

Edit: malapit sa Calatagan, Batangas yung epicenter.

Ilang araw na may tokwa ulam namin. Iba na naman trip ng lola ko. 😭

Testing lang to see kung similar dito sa lemmy ang paglilink sa texts

Lumindol ba????

Good morning! Day 3 of going to work this week, pagod na ako haha. Weekend na ba?

Di ako nagising ng lindol nice

Awaiting magkaroon ng Lemmy Enhancement Suite. Yung RES lang naman ang dahilan bat ako nagstay sa Reddit almost 12 years ago.

Jamie Robinson's perpetual graduation parlor look is so distracting. GMA doesn't have faith on au naturelle?? 😕

Hilong hilo pa rin ako dahil sa lindol kanina 🥲

What would actually make me move to another country to live there isn't more about for job seeking and because our own country is becoming shit. It would be because I want to stay away from possible natural disasters here given that the Philippines has frequent earthquake and volcanic eruptions.

I love my country no matter what happens. But damn nature, you scary!

Ulan ulan kada afternoon enebeeee usto ko lang naman ng hugs kape

I made a mistake at work na baka ika tanggal ko 🥺

Practice ulit ng mySQL at java para sa 3rd year, feeling confident :)

Yung hotspot yung tapat ng bahay nyo ng lato lato contests ng mga neighborhood chikitings.

TAKA TAKA TAKA TAKA TAKA TAKA TAKA TAKA

Still getting used to this Lemmy thing haha

Rant: Ang hirap gampanin ng gawain para sa bagay na unti-unti ko nang hindi pinanampalatayanan. Alanganin (o "nanghihina") na baga sa paniniwala. Hanggang kailan kaya ako tatagal? Hanggang kailan ako magtitiis? At kailan ako bibigay at aalis? Nakakakonsensya kasi at baka di ko masikmura yung mga maaaring consequence na nakaabang...

Kaya napanaginipan ko si senior. Ayun pala’t gustong-gusto ko na palang bumitiw pero hindi ko masabi sa kaniya nang harapan.

came across his gym selfie sa stories and all i can think of is that one comment from a thirst trap on tiktok: "until my jaw dislocates" AHHASFAS sorry ang aga pa pala xD

Shopee's return policy is very inconvenient. Why do I have to personally bring the item to a J&T branch when in fact it's your seller who sent me a defective item?

Lazada, in contrast, will ask a rider to pickup the item from your house provided that it's packed properly.

Ah, Shopee, you're again disappointing me.

pov: in-open mo friendster ng crush mo tapos isa dito yung background music niya.

Hello dun sa nakinig ng Bastille kahapon hehe.

Dagdag ko lang na panalo din yung covers nila. (Esp. Yung Killing Me Softly saka yung I Can’t Fight This Feeling) Ang galing ng areglo!

Hindi ako updated bago nag-balckout. Bakit pala 'di nalang sumanib sa Pilipinas@lemmy.ml na dati ko pa nakita dito bago pa yung drama sa Puladit?

Oh no may naglalaro na ng lato-lato dito

Late night na pala pero since indefinite/di ako sure sa future ng r/PH, namigrate ko na muna dito yung moderated sub ko from Reddit. Please check !concertsph@lemmy.world. Salamat pu and early SHABU

A moment, a love. A dream, aloud. A kiss, a cry.

Ano soundtrip natin today RD?

Lumindol. 🙃

Nanginig at gumalaw ang computer chair ko sa lindol kanina. It reminds me of the Christmas Day earthquake of 2020.

ah? sino?

Lumindol kanina lang omg

Is it politically weird that I support and follow the Miss Supranational pageant more than some of the major pageants like Miss World and Miss International only because they are the only pageant organization who took a stand against Russia (while others didn't I'm looking at you, Miss Gr*nd).

Walangya naman arr slash Advice Animals drama yun.

Also anuba reddit bakit wala pa yung data ko yoqonasenyo =.=

Good Evening everyone

di pa ba mago-open r/philippines? hirap basahin ng nested replies dito hahaha

I’m using mlem. How can I reply with pics?

Miss u Yaya

New Black Mirror season today. It seems more promising than the previous season. I hope it doesn’t disappoint as much

Anu meron sa AUB? I’m seeing it all over Twitter.

Ingat poooo

Apakalakas naman ng ulan

Pina-evacuate kme ng building. Lahat ng residents pinababa. Kumusta naman un nagmamadali akong mag-bra tsaka face mask?! Tapos sa fire exit ang daming may dalang furbabies. Buti na lang wala sa akin si Zoey ngayon. 😓

I was wondering, ano kaya okay na term for Lemmy users? Lemmings? Wala ba may pinoy tinge??

Guys pano mag sort comments as new sa Jerboa?

I think I've seen this film before

And I didn't like the ending

haha hindi ko napansin na approve na pala yung registration ko

Masasabi mong hawak pa din sa leeg ng mga relihiyon ang bansang ito sa dami ng na-offend na Katoliko at INC sa viral videos ng sets nila Gold Dagal and Jeleen Cubillas. (Pero napanganga ako sa roasting ni Gold, very controversial and hilarious take sa INC.)

Darating kaya yung point na magiging dominant ang mga atheists sa bansang 'to?

"It hurts to be something. It's worse to be nothing with you."

Ate mong Laufey mapanakit. Gandang gabi! Nakaka demotivate nagreresign mga team mates mo kasi di na nila makayanan yung gulo ng client when it comes to directives. Paresign na rin ako tbh pero yung boss ko, super sad girl, ang hirap tuloy iwan. Hahaha.

ganda ng Ted Lasso!! 😭

Indefinitely na talaga ang pagpaprivate ng r/PH? Parang di rin kasi magbabago new policy ng Reddit. Para naman mamanage ko ang expectations ko. 😭

Dudz, ang linis ng bagong UI ng Steam client.

Yung pagod ko umabot na hanggang December 😮‍💨 Jusko pooo kanina pa ko nakahilatay lang sa kama kahit madami pang kelangang gawin 😂

Medyo nalilito pa rin ako how this works lol. Or maybe pangit lang na client si Jerboa?

What do you guys think about homeschooling? Am worried for my 4 year-old niece kasi balak i homeschool ng parents niya. Baka lumaking mahiyain at takot sa tao. Sheltered na sheltered din. And sa mga sobrang successful na tao parang wala pa ko narinig na homeschooled sila during their childhood. Kung ako lang sana parent nun eh kahit sa miriam ko na lang pagaralin, malapit pa sana sa house nila.

Don't you guys feel proud that we belong to the pioneer batch of lemmy users? It's like those classic reddit accounts who had a join date of 2015 or earlier. Sarap sa feeling na nauna tayo sa lemmy.

Bakit biglang nauso ang pag gamit ng sunscreen? Pati mga barako nagpapahid na sa mukha. Is this another trend that was started by the koreans?