I would let a chip be installed in my brain if it would allow me to erase memories of the games I have played to play them again as the first time.

Although, it may be a "premium" feature, so it's (still) a bad idea.

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Protoknuckles@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 1y (4 replies)

That's gonna be my version of old people saying "I don't do computers" now. There's no goddamn way I'm putting a chip in my brain.

cmbabul@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It’s wild that 15 years ago I’d sign up in a heartbeat, the entire world order would have to change dramatically for me to go for it today

ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I would only if it wass FOSS and self hosted. NO FUCKING WAY IM INSTALLING A MICROAOFT CHIP IN MY HEAD.

01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 1y

What about a Muskachip?

ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

You don't want your cherished memories (and darkest secrets) being automatically uploaded to facebook? What's wrong with you?

Cypher@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y (4 replies)
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dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y

"Don't worry about the sun, it's meant to be there."

RandomVideos@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y

You dont need a chip for that

navi@lemmy.tespia.org · 0 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This isn't monkeypaw

heavydust@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Nice try Spez-boy.

jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
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sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (3 replies)

That is very Eternal Sunshine of you...

WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Use the implant to watch Eternal Sunshine again and again without spoilers.

otacon239@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That movie would have been a lot less interesting, I feel.

Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

Understood, but there are other memories I'd much rather erase, not necessarily with the intent of reliving them for the first time.

RandomVideos@programming.dev · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

A futuristic brain implant sounds cool until you think about all the downsides

01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 1y

A futuristic brain implant won't allow you to think of the downsides, so don't worry about that.

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y

1000019784

TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

If such a technology existed, the government and shady companies would do all sorts of awful things with it.

oce@jlai.lu · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)
  1. FBI makes political opponent sign a contract to never ever eat cereals anymore.
  2. FBI uses chip to erase political opponent's memory of signing the contract.
  3. Next morning, political opponent chomp chomps.
  4. Afternoon, straight to jail!

Terrifying.

TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y

Or let’s say there’s a political/economic disaster caused by the greed and stupidity of…

What disaster? Things have always been like this and our king is a great man. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, or you’ll find yourself in the gulag in no time.

Not just terrifying. This is straight up nightmare fuel.

BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What could go wrong? Well just watch Black mirror

varyingExpertise@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You could be more efficient and implement the memory of having watched it.

BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

"I know Kung-fu"

otto@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Just give it time. After long enough, each game becomes new again!

NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

This is the only right answer.

mrodri89@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y
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0x01@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y

I just want to be in a post capitalism society with incredible AI that I could ask to continue a game I'd played before with a twist.

Give me pokemon red in 3d, but make more puzzles and more pokemon and the npcs more interactive. That kinda thing

jeena@piefed.jeena.net · 6 pts · 1y (7 replies)

Why not just buy a new game? There are so many out there.

NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I'm broke

jeena@piefed.jeena.net · 1 pts · 1y (3 replies)

But you have money for this chip?

NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Nah, maybe I'll present myself as a test subject so that it's ME who gets paid for fucking my brain.

Elgenzay@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You probably already did this and they took all your money and then wiped your memory of doing it and of having money and that's why you're broke in the first place

NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Maybe, or maybe I'm just a latin american living the latin american ✨experience

kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y

There's many games out there, but only one Outer Wilds.

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Sometimes games cause such a strong emotional reaction for me that I genuinely cannot recreate the same feeling. Same with books and movies. I end up feeling nostalgic for when I first discovered it.

Sure a new game might be really good and immersive in a similar way, but it'll never be the same, y'know?

sploosh@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Who dropped all this monkey paw in the shower?

heavydust@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

If this ever happens, your brain will constantly be raped by Trump, Musk, Zuck, Altman, and all the North Korean hackers. Enjoy.

NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

But what if I install Linux on the chip? 🤔

renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Other harmful side-effects aside, how much a game impacted you is significantly affected by the context of your life. Experiencing the same game at a different time in your life might not be as meaningful.

NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

You're absolutely right about that.

adarza@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

gamer: "worst game ever"

gamer: "i just wanna claw my eyes out"

gamer: "man, that game was so bad, i wish i could forget it."

announcer: Well you can now! For only $99.99* you can forget those games you'd really rather not remember

gamers (in unison, on triple-split screen): worth it!!!

*(per game, plus $15 a month per game--forever)

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Huh, and I worry about forgetting the great memories of the games I played. The duality of man

nthavoc@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 1y
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droporain@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y
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haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com · 4 pts · 1y

Classic blue pill. Hello cypher.

DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I too will let a company put hardware running rented software into my brain. They say you can't take away my pride, but pride is a emotion on sale for 19.99.

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1y

Nobody is installing anything in my brain, no matter the supposed benefits.

Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 1y

Have you played prey? Removing the chip takes out memories but putting it in gives abilities.

Cryan24@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Please upgrade to Monthly Premium for just $19.99 a month to disable the agonizing neurological pain.

Cryan24@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
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Codilingus@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'd be down, anything to relive those first play throughs of SEX with HITLER, SEX with HITLER 2, SEX with HITLER: 2069, and SEX with HITLER: WW2.

rottencabbage@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
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MITM0@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Reminder that chips heat up

Jarix@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Eternal sunshine of a spotless mind

Haven't read the book it's based on but i really enjoyed the movie

HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com · 2 pts · 1y

um no. im not sure chip in head will be a thing I would be willing to do where it gets to in my lifetime but if there was a replace game memories with like skill training maybe.

Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

But the company would also erase lots of other stuff from your mind they don’t agree with. Yikes.