pro tip

please killall

I see...

Or do the opposite for..relief

Fucking mv doc doc1

Fucking shutdown

alias go-go-gadget=sudo

$ go-go-gadget apt update

$ scotty-i-need-more cowbell

This from the OS that made me have to do a search for "how to kill children".

$ alias please="sudo"  

$ alias stay="shutdown"  

$ please stay_  

Nah, uh, uh. You didn’t say the magic word!

side note: My all-time favorite linux utility is "fuck". When you make a mistake and get a command line error, you type the word fuck and it looks at what you previously typed and the error message, and tries to figure out your mistake and what you should have typed instead. Then it types that in for you. If it's correct all you have to do is hit Enter. Or you can edit first, but it's usually right. Amazing tool, and doesn't even use AI, just a list of common errors. It's been around for years and years. Its mere existence really captures the whole culture of linux IMO.

I aint typing out 'please', I will compromise on alias plz='sudo'

alias ty='exit'

alias fuck=sudo !!

please !!

also set up insults in sudoers for a unique experience

please albert-get update

Plz for faster typing

With fuck https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck

please shtudown
fuck

wouldyoukindly kill -9 1

atlas:: $ andrewryan=1
atlas:: $ wouldyoukindly kill -9 $andrewryan

alias alias='alias'

alias yabbadabbasudo=sudo

It's impractical and I often forget that I have it. But the times I remember I laugh a bit

I might actually do this, it seems nice.

please apt install clang

User isn't in polite boy list. This incident will be reported.

I don't ask my machine to do something. It doesn't have feelings. I keep civilités for humans.

please rm -rf /

I actually like this lmao

"Would you Kindly ..."

In fact, i do not recommend this.

Bitch would be better

can_you_kinda_sorta_maybe_im_not_sure

please shutdown

THIS INCIDENT WILL BE REPORTED.

I prefer to use kudasai ... but as some may already know, it should be at the end of the sentence command 😅, so I added a custom hook to my ZSH config to make it run commands as pacman -Syu kudasai.

Essentially you can add any type of string matching in the function. Add this to the end of your .zshrc file:

function kudasai_preexec() {
    # Check if the last word is ' kudasai'
    if [[ $1 == *" kudasai" ]]; then
        # Remove ' kudasai' and prepend 'sudo'
        cmd=${1%" kudasai"}
        eval "sudo $cmd"
        # Prevent the original command from running
        return 1
    fi
}

# Register the preexec hook
autoload -Uz add-zsh-hook
add-zsh-hook preexec kudasai_preexec

Edit: as downside you always get 1 exit code with this implementation (little_annoying) .

Please shutdown -h now

It’s a longer command. I wanna get shit done. I’m aliasing commands to make them shorter, not longer. But it does seem like it’d be a little friendlier.

sudo make me a sandwich

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTERCAL#Control_structures

aka The Magic Word.

The sudo who do what-you-don't-have-permissions-to-do people.

hahha I love this.

more typing. if i set up an alias for it, i'd rather set up su

What it feels like using windows.

"Please shutdown?"

"No, forced update time."

"Please uninstall this browser and use this other instead?"

"No."

I don't care what machine it is in not using pleasantries to tell it what to do until it gains sentience. Pleasantries are for people.

Thus does become an issue for me when i use a call a support line and the actual person just happens to talk like a recorded menu.