*pat pat pat*

I like more compare with the Harpia birdy

Whoa

I know albatross are big, but I can't stop seeing it as an abnormally small man petting an abnormally well-behaved seagull.

He wants to fuck that bird, doesn't he?

God literally used the scale-up tool on a seagull. I guess it was a Friday afternoon in the animal design bureau.

Don't do it man!

Doesn't really show the friggin' massive wingspan of the damn things, though...

You've earned me chip, big fella

When their pecker is bigger than your 'pecker'...

Never let a bird with a beak that size get it that close to your junk.

If risky to put dick in mouth, why make it friend sized?

Original Illustration to Samuel Coleridge's "Rime of the Ancient Mariner", 1798 (not colorized).

That's the expression of a man who just had a random naked encounter with an albatross. It's a mix of befuddlement and wonder.

That dinosaur is about to eat that 8 year old boy, is nobody doing anything?!

What flavor is it?

This reminds me of that one subreddit, “science diagrams that look like shitposts“ or something like that?

Ooh and that's alright, I'm ok

I'll pet the albatross

For one more day

Watch conservationists weigh & feed an underweight chick (not yet fledged, not too happy).

At that size it gets difficult to imagine having one hung from your neck.

Carlos for scale.

Let me tell you all a story 'bout a mouse named Lorry

Hm, how tall is the person? I mean people's size varies. You can be under a meter or 2m 10.

ALLLLBATROOOSSS!

i just realized the only way for me to actually comprehend their size is to think of them as glide-flying swans