ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.
Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals
Jesus, talking to me at the pearly gates: "so you know that one joke about human trafficking by sniggleboots? Yeah man you caught for WAY too long, sorry pal. Eternal damnation it is for you."
86 Comments
SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 126 pts · 1y
Without another man's dick in it 👀
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 66 pts · 1y
I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.
Hugin@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
Its what made Starbucks standout back in 2003. Surprising people forgot. ^/s^
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 22 pts · 1y
Missed opportunity to brand it Starcucks
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
I'll have the cuckaccino with extra milk
SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
with extra
milkmilfiii@mander.xyz · 21 pts · 1y
Don't knock it until you've tried it!
SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Hmm
socsa@piefed.social · 17 pts · 1y
Which man's dick do you prefer in your coffee?
SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
My own honestly, I like the burning sensation
errer@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW
tetris11@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 1y
If I do, can I get a different barista for my order?
Cort@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?
TheDoozer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y
welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.
socsa@piefed.social · 7 pts · 1y
To be fair, OP did specify man dick
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.
Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals
Not_Dav3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
What are you, the police? Let women burn their dick in cofee if they want to!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 83 pts · 1y
Up my butt?
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 14 pts · 1y
Interesting...
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
Can i get mine to go?
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
Had to update my preferences.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 1y
I'm just struck by those incredible blue eyes
where even am I
Denjin@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 1y
A curling gif? In the wild? Yay!
Not_Dav3@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
!antiquememesroadshow@lemmy.world
sniggleboots@europe.pub · 82 pts · 1y
Shipped from Colombia in a burlap sack.
Randomgal@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 1y
Jesus, talking to me at the pearly gates: "so you know that one joke about human trafficking by sniggleboots? Yeah man you caught for WAY too long, sorry pal. Eternal damnation it is for you."
mr_satan@lemmy.zip · 48 pts · 1y
Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?
wxpwn@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
ground up and in the freezer
peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Weak
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 6 pts · 1y
I took it as 'i don't like it.'
KraeuterRoy@feddit.org · 46 pts · 1y
"Black, Bitter, preferably Fair Trade" - Dr. Krieger
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y
Hot, bitter, and with little to no pubic hair.
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
little?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 1y
Look its three conditions, that's a lot yo ask, and you need to have some slack somewhere.
Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de · 37 pts · 1y
Microwaved because I forgot about them?
Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y
Imported from a developing country in a burlap sack
GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y
Ground up and in the freezer for freshness?
reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y
Are we still talking about coffee? 🤔
JubJubBird@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y
Dark and bitter?
neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 1y
I don't like coffee
reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y
I don't like women
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 1y
Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 1y
With a spoon in them.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
Alternatively...
sundray@lemmus.org · 17 pts · 1y
Irish.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Alcoholic.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 5 pts · 1y
Sundray already said that.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Acidic, full-bodied, pre-infused, and a little nutty.
PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y
Ground up and in my freezer?
Flamekebab@piefed.social · 15 pts · 1y
In my lap?
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Dark and bitter?
Cheap and thin?
Cheap and tasteless?
White and sweet?
Full bodied and hot?
BitchPeas@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Flat and white
Decaffeinated
With whipped cream on top
Single origin
With pumps of brown sugar
Warm....
Girl idk I think I'm just ordering.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Old and cold, but the only choice you had in the late-night gas station.
Bruncvik@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Strong and bitter.
iii@mander.xyz · 12 pts · 1y
Cold and moldy?
razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 1y
drath@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I prefer to grind my woman rough
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
Cheap and prepared by slaves?
vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 1y
Don't?
zakobjoa@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Cheap and sour?
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
You don’t like coffee, right?
hypnicjerk@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
OP are you italian
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 7 pts · 1y
Half tbh...
Hupf@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y
https://youtu.be/tzQuuoKXVq0?t=3m37s
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
I bet gay men who don't like coffee love that joke.
techt@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
...drunk?
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Full of whiskey.
radiohead37@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Cold and bitter
Valmond@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Restricted (ristretto).
Very very short.
don@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
Oily and weird? (Starbucks olive oil coffee drink reference)
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Grounded up in a bag on the back of a donkey.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
black and sweet
Theprogressivist@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Bitter and Rancid
m4xie@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
I like my movies like I like my women.
A tight ninety.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
With their own dentures?
polydactyl@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Is this from something? Because it’s brilliant
m4xie@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
m4xie@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Benchamoneh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
Wet
rivvvver@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
wet and in my mouth?
Player2@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
Hot, strong and sweet like toffee
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Heaten 2 min in the microwave.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
HOT STRONG AND SWEET LIKE TOFFEE OHH
rigged at 2d platformers, literally 2025, parkzer D:
joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Created by deleter
mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Eww
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
Boomer joke moment