Tucker Carlson says Pete Buttigieg is 'fake gay,' should answer questions about gay sex

https://www.advocate.com/news/tucker-carlson-buttigieg-fake-gay

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xyzzy@lemmy.today · 121 pts · 334d (4 replies)
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 27 pts · 334d (3 replies)

Tucker was simply fake hitting on Pete to test if Pete was truly gay or not, obviously.

monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 334d (1 reply)

Tucker: Pete wouldn’t let me stuck his dick. Definitely not gay.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 12 pts · 334d

Tucker truly is a penetrative journalist.

shittydwarf@piefed.social · 6 pts · 334d

Balls didn't touch, thus not gay

DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 94 pts · 334d (2 replies)

Tucker thinks about gay sex more than most gay men.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 334d

just imagine his bowtie spinning whenever he gets 'flustered'.

6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 334d

“This is the way.”

Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 79 pts · 334d (1 reply)

Wait. This isn't the Onion?

sad_detective_man@leminal.space · 14 pts · 334d

wow, Pete's turn getting his skull measured came sooner than I thought. I thought they'd get rid of the racial minorities first

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 50 pts · 334d (11 replies)

Tucker, you need to learn to move on when your love interest won't go out with you.

ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 29 pts · 334d (9 replies)

TELL ME ABOUT GAY SEX DAMN IT! DESCRIBE IT TO ME IN VIVID DETAIL! LEAVE NOTHING OUT!

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 334d (6 replies)

My aunt is transphobic and explained the surgeries to me in vivid detail. She was trying to convince me it was somehow wrong because it was disgusting and I was just like "why do you know all this?". She claims to be so disgusted by it but went out of her way to research it.

kibiz0r@midwest.social · 12 pts · 334d (5 replies)

Show her a video of a knee replacement surgery.

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 9 pts · 334d

You man a transition from broken knee to working? Disgusting! A wheelchair is what dog intended, as foretold in the Bible!

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 334d (3 replies)

Yeah, all surgeries are disgusting. Ironically my aunt has no uterus, it was taken out due to cancer

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 5 pts · 334d (2 replies)

So according to her logic, it's the body that makes you a woman. As she hasn't all the parts that differ men from women, she's not a woman anymore. Which bathroom does she go to? Doesn't really matter to be honest. I'm going to sharpen my pitchfork. We ride at sunset.

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 334d (1 reply)

I wonder if her transphobia stems from fear of being labeled as not a woman. She is a very irrational person

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 5 pts · 334d

Yes, that could be it. I guess it's hard to feel comfortable without feeling whole, but making this a problem of other people is just not the right way.

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 334d (1 reply)

THERE WAS CANDLES AND SMOOTH JAZZ

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 3 pts · 334d

You've been seduced by Commander Riker? Now I want some too 😭

einlander@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 334d

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 334d (1 reply)

lmao

He added that if he ever interviews Buttigieg, “I’m gonna ask him very specific questions about gay sex and see if he can even answer. I doubt he even knows. You’re not gay, dude. Stop.”

Wait, is tucker in the epstein files?

BassTurd@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 334d

I'm curious how many questions one could have about gay sex. There's oral, which his gender agnostic, and anal, which is also gender agnostic. Is Tuck Tuck trying to get advice on how to properly prep himself for butt stuff? Everything else is the same as hetero, just maybe more facial hair and you can't stick it in the front side.

wuffah@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 334d (8 replies)

I’ve met seemingly normal people who think Tucker Carlson is a real political commentator with good ideas.

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 44 pts · 334d (6 replies)

Maybe they have him confused with Chris Tucker. I can see the resemblance.

someguy3@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 334d (1 reply)

Ridiculous broadcaster. It matches.

MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 334d

Tucker Carlson makes Ruby Rhod look like Walter Cronkite.

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 5 pts · 334d (1 reply)

I'd take Ruby Rod. He's at least green.

LongIslandSunset@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 334d

Super green.

SPRUNT@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 334d

Chris Tucker didn't know who Chelsea Clinton was while Bill Clinton was president, and I would still choose his political advice over Tucker Carlson.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 334d

There's a man I would trust every day at 8pm.

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 334d

After he literally argued in court that no reasonable person would believe anything he says is true.

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 334d (3 replies)

Tucker’s a little curious.

Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 334d

Typical conservative

LongIslandSunset@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 334d

Bi-curious.

Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 334d
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Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 334d (1 reply)

I hope Pete calls Tucker’s bluff because I am extremely curious what specific knowledge the latter has about gay sex that the former can confirm.

neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 334d

Haha, I was wondering what he would even ask.

Asafum@feddit.nl · 22 pts · 334d

"I'd need like ... specific details. Maybe even use my name in place of your partner... You'd have to draw some pictures too, or better yet take photos. Lots of photos."

fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 334d

Tucker’s wants sex with Buttigieg, adorable.

Kirp123@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 334d (2 replies)

Is Tucker Carlson gatekeeping gayness?

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 331d

Not very effectively, no.

JaymesRS@piefed.world · -1 pts · 334d

To be fair, a lot of people including those on the far left were gatekeeping gayness during the 2020 primary. It’s not new for Buttigieg.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 334d

Tucker, secretly gay, needs some advice on gay sex. Smart move fucker! No one sees through your cover.

fiendishplan@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 334d (1 reply)

Tucker Carlson is a little bitch.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 334d

He should take it up the ass (again) for journalistic integrity. The last time was in Moscow.

Bonje@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 334d (1 reply)

Bro just wants to take notes.

floofloof@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 334d

Vigorously and with mounting fervor.

stickly@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 334d

Oh yeah? Well if you're so gay then why can't I suck your girthy dick?

-- Tucker "The Sucker (Throat Goat)" Carlson

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 334d

Hey Tucker, you're a fake straight until you give me intimate details about your sexual life :3

ianfraserkrillmaster@midwest.social · 14 pts · 334d

carlson's kgb handler: "become relevant again or internet show is cancelled, da?" (sweaty carlson proceeds to further debase himself for clicks)

aesthelete@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 334d

So based upon the principles of them always projecting, I guess this means Tucker Carlson is fake straight.

frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io · 14 pts · 334d

That segment would be really, really popular given how puritanical and misogynistic their core audience is. Lots of fan boys re-watching that segment in the dark after the wife goes to bed.

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 334d

So Carlson thinks he needs to take Pete for a test drive to verify his bona fides?

I doubt if Buttigieg would have an interest in such an ordeal.

Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 13 pts · 334d

Tucker will of course be able to make these judgements from, uh, experiences he’s… had relayed to him from some of his friends, the good gays you know. Not those nasty gays, which are most of them. And it’ll be all good because he’ll proclaim no homo, which proves that he is straight

Diva@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 334d

I fucking hate the rat, but this is when you gotta hit them with the 'weird'

BleatingZombie@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 334d

"Where is it? How can I have some?"

Bridger@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 334d

Tucker Carlson is a lizard person wearing a human skin. He should allow himself to be flayed on live TV to prove otherwise.

fartographer@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 334d

Please, Daddy Carlson, show us what you know about doing a gay sex on someone.

ghostsinthephotograph@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 334d

Questions that only Tucker Carlson would know.

jordanlund@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 334d

Tucker: "So, say you and I were in bed, what, SPECIFICALLY, would you do... SPECIFICALLY. I mean leave nothing out."

CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 333d (1 reply)

Is that because Tucker would know?

minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 333d

Fuchole Tucker has all the answers and knowledge on gay sex.

notgivingmynametoamachine@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 334d

The only thing Tucker Carlson deserves is an inescapable pit of sewage to starve to death in.

WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 334d

You know I think Tucker would know what dick taste like better then Pete.

JcbAzPx@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 334d

Sounds like Tucker wants some new gooning material.

neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 334d
LovingHippieCat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 334d (1 reply)

Tucker has claimed multiple times at least since last year that Pete is actually straight. All because of his Gay Producer seemingly being the decider of who is and isn't gay. I wouldn't be surprised if either the Producer is just pulling it out of his ass, or he heard Pete might have dated women before coming out in 2015 so just assumes that means he couldn't be gay. Cause obviously there's no such thing as being in denial. That Producer might be experiencing a real Gold Star Lesbian thought process.

Either way, Tucker only knows anything about sex as a gay person because he's had sex with that demon (obviously an incubus) that supposedly scratched him last year. They were love scratches.

Tucker is a Demon Fucker. Pass it on.

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 331d

he heard Pete might have dated women before coming out in 2015 so just assumes that means he couldn’t be gay

I have a gay friend who sometimes sleeps with women. He's primarily into men, so he doesn't consider himself bi. But even so, he's been with more women than most straight guys have. He's a ruggedly handsome and engaging guy and women really like him. Men like him too. He's also a hell of a guy to go out partying with: I've been out until dawn with him on more than one occasion. I keep myself in good shape, but wish I had even half of his stamina.

And yeah, there are plenty of other gay guys who would be repelled by the idea of sleeping with a woman. As for me, I don't tell my queer friends how to be queer. Gold Star, omni-slut, all good, as long as they're not trying to fit other people into the box they've chosen for themselves.

someguy3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 334d

"He's talking about gay sex! This man can't be president! Think of the children!"

TheMinister@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 334d

“Like, real slow. In a whisper, in a really up close and personal interview. Mmhmm.”

Zexks@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 333d

Tucker wants to bottom for ol Pete.

xc2215x@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 334d

So moronic of Tucker.

BetaBlake@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 334d

Enquiring minds want to know, Tucker wants to tuck into that.

neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 334d
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return2ozma@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 334d (1 reply)

F Tucker!

But also, Dems shouldn't run Wall Street Pete...

Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 334d

No one should be seriously quoting Brianna Joy Gray. She lost all credibility when she and Jimmy Dore advocated for that ridiculous "Force the Vote" bullshit, a few years ago. She has about all the political acumen of a rubber mallet.