My aunt is transphobic and explained the surgeries to me in vivid detail. She was trying to convince me it was somehow wrong because it was disgusting and I was just like "why do you know all this?". She claims to be so disgusted by it but went out of her way to research it.
So according to her logic, it's the body that makes you a woman. As she hasn't all the parts that differ men from women, she's not a woman anymore. Which bathroom does she go to? Doesn't really matter to be honest. I'm going to sharpen my pitchfork. We ride at sunset.
Yes, that could be it. I guess it's hard to feel comfortable without feeling whole, but making this a problem of other people is just not the right way.
He added that if he ever interviews Buttigieg, “I’m gonna ask him very specific questions about gay sex and see if he can even answer. I doubt he even knows. You’re not gay, dude. Stop.”
I'm curious how many questions one could have about gay sex. There's oral, which his gender agnostic, and anal, which is also gender agnostic. Is Tuck Tuck trying to get advice on how to properly prep himself for butt stuff? Everything else is the same as hetero, just maybe more facial hair and you can't stick it in the front side.
"I'd need like ... specific details. Maybe even use my name in place of your partner... You'd have to draw some pictures too, or better yet take photos. Lots of photos."
That segment would be really, really popular given how puritanical and misogynistic their core audience is. Lots of fan boys re-watching that segment in the dark after the wife goes to bed.
Tucker will of course be able to make these judgements from, uh, experiences he’s… had relayed to him from some of his friends, the good gays you know. Not those nasty gays, which are most of them. And it’ll be all good because he’ll proclaim no homo, which proves that he is straight
Tucker has claimed multiple times at least since last year that Pete is actually straight. All because of his Gay Producer seemingly being the decider of who is and isn't gay. I wouldn't be surprised if either the Producer is just pulling it out of his ass, or he heard Pete might have dated women before coming out in 2015 so just assumes that means he couldn't be gay. Cause obviously there's no such thing as being in denial. That Producer might be experiencing a real Gold Star Lesbian thought process.
Either way, Tucker only knows anything about sex as a gay person because he's had sex with that demon (obviously an incubus) that supposedly scratched him last year. They were love scratches.
he heard Pete might have dated women before coming out in 2015 so just assumes that means he couldn’t be gay
I have a gay friend who sometimes sleeps with women. He's primarily into men, so he doesn't consider himself bi. But even so, he's been with more women than most straight guys have. He's a ruggedly handsome and engaging guy and women really like him. Men like him too. He's also a hell of a guy to go out partying with: I've been out until dawn with him on more than one occasion. I keep myself in good shape, but wish I had even half of his stamina.
And yeah, there are plenty of other gay guys who would be repelled by the idea of sleeping with a woman. As for me, I don't tell my queer friends how to be queer. Gold Star, omni-slut, all good, as long as they're not trying to fit other people into the box they've chosen for themselves.
No one should be seriously quoting Brianna Joy Gray. She lost all credibility when she and Jimmy Dore advocated for that ridiculous "Force the Vote" bullshit, a few years ago. She has about all the political acumen of a rubber mallet.
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xyzzy@lemmy.today · 121 pts · 334d
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 27 pts · 334d
Tucker was simply fake hitting on Pete to test if Pete was truly gay or not, obviously.
monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 334d
Tucker: Pete wouldn’t let me stuck his dick. Definitely not gay.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 12 pts · 334d
Tucker truly is a penetrative journalist.
shittydwarf@piefed.social · 6 pts · 334d
Balls didn't touch, thus not gay
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 94 pts · 334d
Tucker thinks about gay sex more than most gay men.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 334d
just imagine his bowtie spinning whenever he gets 'flustered'.
6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 334d
“This is the way.”
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 79 pts · 334d
Wait. This isn't the Onion?
sad_detective_man@leminal.space · 14 pts · 334d
wow, Pete's turn getting his skull measured came sooner than I thought. I thought they'd get rid of the racial minorities first
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 50 pts · 334d
Tucker, you need to learn to move on when your love interest won't go out with you.
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 29 pts · 334d
TELL ME ABOUT GAY SEX DAMN IT! DESCRIBE IT TO ME IN VIVID DETAIL! LEAVE NOTHING OUT!
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 334d
My aunt is transphobic and explained the surgeries to me in vivid detail. She was trying to convince me it was somehow wrong because it was disgusting and I was just like "why do you know all this?". She claims to be so disgusted by it but went out of her way to research it.
kibiz0r@midwest.social · 12 pts · 334d
Show her a video of a knee replacement surgery.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 9 pts · 334d
You man a transition from broken knee to working? Disgusting! A wheelchair is what dog intended, as foretold in the Bible!
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 334d
Yeah, all surgeries are disgusting. Ironically my aunt has no uterus, it was taken out due to cancer
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 5 pts · 334d
So according to her logic, it's the body that makes you a woman. As she hasn't all the parts that differ men from women, she's not a woman anymore. Which bathroom does she go to? Doesn't really matter to be honest. I'm going to sharpen my pitchfork. We ride at sunset.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 334d
I wonder if her transphobia stems from fear of being labeled as not a woman. She is a very irrational person
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 5 pts · 334d
Yes, that could be it. I guess it's hard to feel comfortable without feeling whole, but making this a problem of other people is just not the right way.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 334d
THERE WAS CANDLES AND SMOOTH JAZZ
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 3 pts · 334d
You've been seduced by Commander Riker? Now I want some too 😭
einlander@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 334d
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 334d
lmao
Wait, is tucker in the epstein files?
BassTurd@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 334d
I'm curious how many questions one could have about gay sex. There's oral, which his gender agnostic, and anal, which is also gender agnostic. Is Tuck Tuck trying to get advice on how to properly prep himself for butt stuff? Everything else is the same as hetero, just maybe more facial hair and you can't stick it in the front side.
wuffah@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 334d
I’ve met seemingly normal people who think Tucker Carlson is a real political commentator with good ideas.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 44 pts · 334d
Maybe they have him confused with Chris Tucker. I can see the resemblance.
someguy3@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 334d
Ridiculous broadcaster. It matches.
MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 334d
Tucker Carlson makes Ruby Rhod look like Walter Cronkite.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 5 pts · 334d
I'd take Ruby Rod. He's at least green.
LongIslandSunset@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 334d
Super green.
SPRUNT@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 334d
Chris Tucker didn't know who Chelsea Clinton was while Bill Clinton was president, and I would still choose his political advice over Tucker Carlson.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 334d
There's a man I would trust every day at 8pm.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 334d
After he literally argued in court that no reasonable person would believe anything he says is true.
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 334d
Tucker’s a little curious.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 334d
Typical conservative
LongIslandSunset@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 334d
Bi-curious.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 334d
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 334d
I hope Pete calls Tucker’s bluff because I am extremely curious what specific knowledge the latter has about gay sex that the former can confirm.
neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 334d
Haha, I was wondering what he would even ask.
Asafum@feddit.nl · 22 pts · 334d
"I'd need like ... specific details. Maybe even use my name in place of your partner... You'd have to draw some pictures too, or better yet take photos. Lots of photos."
fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 334d
Tucker’s wants sex with Buttigieg, adorable.
Kirp123@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 334d
Is Tucker Carlson gatekeeping gayness?
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 331d
Not very effectively, no.
JaymesRS@piefed.world · -1 pts · 334d
To be fair, a lot of people including those on the far left were gatekeeping gayness during the 2020 primary. It’s not new for Buttigieg.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 334d
Tucker, secretly gay, needs some advice on gay sex. Smart move fucker! No one sees through your cover.
fiendishplan@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 334d
Tucker Carlson is a little bitch.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 334d
He should take it up the ass (again) for journalistic integrity. The last time was in Moscow.
Bonje@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 334d
Bro just wants to take notes.
floofloof@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 334d
Vigorously and with mounting fervor.
stickly@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 334d
-- Tucker "The Sucker (Throat Goat)" Carlson
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 334d
Hey Tucker, you're a fake straight until you give me intimate details about your sexual life :3
ianfraserkrillmaster@midwest.social · 14 pts · 334d
carlson's kgb handler: "become relevant again or internet show is cancelled, da?" (sweaty carlson proceeds to further debase himself for clicks)
aesthelete@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 334d
So based upon the principles of them always projecting, I guess this means Tucker Carlson is fake straight.
frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io · 14 pts · 334d
That segment would be really, really popular given how puritanical and misogynistic their core audience is. Lots of fan boys re-watching that segment in the dark after the wife goes to bed.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 334d
So Carlson thinks he needs to take Pete for a test drive to verify his bona fides?
I doubt if Buttigieg would have an interest in such an ordeal.
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 13 pts · 334d
Tucker will of course be able to make these judgements from, uh, experiences he’s… had relayed to him from some of his friends, the good gays you know. Not those nasty gays, which are most of them. And it’ll be all good because he’ll proclaim no homo, which proves that he is straight
Diva@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 334d
I fucking hate the rat, but this is when you gotta hit them with the 'weird'
BleatingZombie@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 334d
"Where is it? How can I have some?"
Bridger@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 334d
Tucker Carlson is a lizard person wearing a human skin. He should allow himself to be flayed on live TV to prove otherwise.
fartographer@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 334d
Please, Daddy Carlson, show us what you know about doing a gay sex on someone.
ghostsinthephotograph@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 334d
Questions that only Tucker Carlson would know.
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 334d
Tucker: "So, say you and I were in bed, what, SPECIFICALLY, would you do... SPECIFICALLY. I mean leave nothing out."
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 333d
Is that because Tucker would know?
minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 333d
Fuchole Tucker has all the answers and knowledge on gay sex.
notgivingmynametoamachine@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 334d
The only thing Tucker Carlson deserves is an inescapable pit of sewage to starve to death in.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 334d
You know I think Tucker would know what dick taste like better then Pete.
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 334d
Sounds like Tucker wants some new gooning material.
neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 334d
https://imgur.com/dwight-has-serious-concern-about-gay-UiUJR
LovingHippieCat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 334d
Tucker has claimed multiple times at least since last year that Pete is actually straight. All because of his Gay Producer seemingly being the decider of who is and isn't gay. I wouldn't be surprised if either the Producer is just pulling it out of his ass, or he heard Pete might have dated women before coming out in 2015 so just assumes that means he couldn't be gay. Cause obviously there's no such thing as being in denial. That Producer might be experiencing a real Gold Star Lesbian thought process.
Either way, Tucker only knows anything about sex as a gay person because he's had sex with that demon (obviously an incubus) that supposedly scratched him last year. They were love scratches.
Tucker is a Demon Fucker. Pass it on.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 331d
I have a gay friend who sometimes sleeps with women. He's primarily into men, so he doesn't consider himself bi. But even so, he's been with more women than most straight guys have. He's a ruggedly handsome and engaging guy and women really like him. Men like him too. He's also a hell of a guy to go out partying with: I've been out until dawn with him on more than one occasion. I keep myself in good shape, but wish I had even half of his stamina.
And yeah, there are plenty of other gay guys who would be repelled by the idea of sleeping with a woman. As for me, I don't tell my queer friends how to be queer. Gold Star, omni-slut, all good, as long as they're not trying to fit other people into the box they've chosen for themselves.
someguy3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 334d
"He's talking about gay sex! This man can't be president! Think of the children!"
TheMinister@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 334d
“Like, real slow. In a whisper, in a really up close and personal interview. Mmhmm.”
Zexks@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 333d
Tucker wants to bottom for ol Pete.
xc2215x@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 334d
So moronic of Tucker.
BetaBlake@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 334d
Enquiring minds want to know, Tucker wants to tuck into that.
neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 334d
return2ozma@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 334d
F Tucker!
But also, Dems shouldn't run Wall Street Pete...
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 334d
No one should be seriously quoting Brianna Joy Gray. She lost all credibility when she and Jimmy Dore advocated for that ridiculous "Force the Vote" bullshit, a few years ago. She has about all the political acumen of a rubber mallet.