Just need to keep your talent a secret. Put on your mask, grab a shovel, turn all the walls between you and the bank vault to shit, take what you need and leave. Cops come, the bullets/guns/cuffs police left feet to poo. Wash the money figuratively once done cleaning it literally, then figure out your next step.
Poop at ballistic speeds can still kill you, I guess if the power has unlimited range you are safe by turning the guns into poop before they shoot.
If the power works by contact as is usually the case, you would need a team to rob the bank, it would be the same as having a very fast drill to break the vault.
Yeah if someone is shooting at you it's a bit late. Being that the character didn't have a weapon on them I was hoping for a bit of not immediately murder him energy.
Although I suppose once they get there you could just create a couple feet thick wall of shit out of the air around you making an escape funnel. Until you can block their view and escape.
Without having a range/time to perform/nor limits on how much can be converted it really is pretty powerful.
Also gardeners and farmers would very much want poo. So first you get a deal where someone pays you to turn trash or such into poo, then when the poo dries up, sell it as fertillizer.
Technically any human was already capable of doing that, the pill doesn't say that it's necessarily something you can just instantly do at a distance with your mind.
Due to the nature of physics, and black hole made of poo would be the same black hole.
It's like a question Randall got, how much water would it take to extinguish the sun? Answer of course being adding water or ice to the sun will only make it hotter.
Yeah, as I was writing it I thought the same thing. If not density though, then what do you measure as the... object itself? Since the prevailing theories are that black holes are either infinitely dense in a singularity, or that some are gravistars, we'd either turn an infinitely small dot into poop, or we'd turn something large enough for the poop to be dense enough anyway, so it may just shrink the blackhole.
Second point also works if using Schwarzschild radius or Kerr metric instead of a gravistar.
That's pretty cool until CIA or another government intelligence kidnaps you to keep you inside a box converting everything you touch into poop, giving them an advantage against other countries
That depends on what exactly is the poo. If it's a poo of a living creature, it will be very not good, it's riddled with microorganisms, viruses, and bacteria that you really really don't want in your bloodstream. If it's an abstract idealistic version of poo than it might be better.
The pill doesn't let you un-poo a thing, so you'd be destroying a whole planet forever just because of one dickhead, who'll be around for 34 more years maximum.
Well I mean to be fair there’s a few vindictive pooing spree people in my own life. I was driven mad years by this dystopia ago so not to worry that ship has sailed
I take green and Start with all weapons on earth.
Imagine the redneck waking up with poop under their pillow, poop on their walls and whole cabinets filled with poop. Fkin hilarious
Somewhat unfunny answer: a 3cm diameter ball of thorium, that easily fits into one's palm by size, should be enough to provide all power an individual uses in a lifetime.
This can change a lot based on usage and actual power generation efficiency.
Clarification for green. Does it require physical contact or is it like a Death Note situation? If it's the former, don't we already have that ability? What about non-bio-based materials? If you eat a rock and poop out a rock, does it also now qualify as poo?
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Ravi@feddit.org · 72 pts · 332d
Green pill = infinite money cheat. Turn all the plastic trash, nuclear waste etc. into bio mass
MrMcGasion@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 332d
You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 332d
Just need to keep your talent a secret. Put on your mask, grab a shovel, turn all the walls between you and the bank vault to shit, take what you need and leave. Cops come, the bullets/guns/cuffs police left feet to poo. Wash the money figuratively once done cleaning it literally, then figure out your next step.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 332d
Poopsmith origin story
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 332d
You can likely find a stuffed poop emoji you can turn into the mask. I'm torn between PoopBoy and ShitHead
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 332d
Poop at ballistic speeds can still kill you, I guess if the power has unlimited range you are safe by turning the guns into poop before they shoot.
If the power works by contact as is usually the case, you would need a team to rob the bank, it would be the same as having a very fast drill to break the vault.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 332d
Yeah if someone is shooting at you it's a bit late. Being that the character didn't have a weapon on them I was hoping for a bit of not immediately murder him energy.
Although I suppose once they get there you could just create a couple feet thick wall of shit out of the air around you making an escape funnel. Until you can block their view and escape.
Without having a range/time to perform/nor limits on how much can be converted it really is pretty powerful.
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 332d
Something like a midas touch to balance the power in the next patch or something
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 332d
ShitHead ended the world by accidentally turning all of its atmosphere to shit when he sneezed.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 332d
I have a few people in mind. Nobody I know personally, though.
frog@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 332d
Imagine Death Note replaced with this power instead.
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 332d
targets dropping dead as I turn their brains to poo
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 332d
It says you can transform anything, which would imply it has no range. You could do that without leaving your house
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 332d
Unfortunately, it's imprecise and now the ocean is literally just shit.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 331d
Also gardeners and farmers would very much want poo. So first you get a deal where someone pays you to turn trash or such into poo, then when the poo dries up, sell it as fertillizer.
CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe · 64 pts · 332d
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 34 pts · 332d
You show up at the capitol to turn Congress into poo.
It doesn't work, because they're already full of shit.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 332d
Netanyahu? instant poo. Trump, Putin? Instant poo. Turn shitty humans to shit and cut the middle man.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 8 pts · 332d
Technically any human was already capable of doing that, the pill doesn't say that it's necessarily something you can just instantly do at a distance with your mind.
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 332d
You couldnt tranform a black hole if there was a range limit, which would mean you couldnt transform anything
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 332d
Due to the nature of physics, and black hole made of poo would be the same black hole.
It's like a question Randall got, how much water would it take to extinguish the sun? Answer of course being adding water or ice to the sun will only make it hotter.
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 332d
Is density preserved?
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 332d
Yeah, as I was writing it I thought the same thing. If not density though, then what do you measure as the... object itself? Since the prevailing theories are that black holes are either infinitely dense in a singularity, or that some are gravistars, we'd either turn an infinitely small dot into poop, or we'd turn something large enough for the poop to be dense enough anyway, so it may just shrink the blackhole.
Second point also works if using Schwarzschild radius or Kerr metric instead of a gravistar.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 332d
eh if its not poo at a distance, don't wanit
blarghly@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 332d
I was thinking blue, since you could sell the thorium. But no, you're making a solid case here...
qupada@fedia.io · 5 pts · 332d
If their case is too solid, try eating more fibre.
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 332d
That's pretty cool until CIA or another government intelligence kidnaps you to keep you inside a box converting everything you touch into poop, giving them an advantage against other countries
wdx@feddit.org · 13 pts · 332d
turn the kidnappers into poo
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 332d
Ah Mr Bond but that's why I am wearing a suit made out of poo, your power cannot affect me inside my fecal encasing
CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 332d
Aqarius@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 331d
I wonder if transforming all the microplastics that are everywhere would improve or worsen everyone's health.
Predalien@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 331d
Boom, miniscule amounts of poo in your bloodstream
CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 331d
Nalivai@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 331d
That depends on what exactly is the poo. If it's a poo of a living creature, it will be very not good, it's riddled with microorganisms, viruses, and bacteria that you really really don't want in your bloodstream. If it's an abstract idealistic version of poo than it might be better.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 332d
We already have https://lemmy.ca/post/865320
hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 332d
I can turn a lot of things to poo already tho, I just have to eat them first and wait a while
sausager@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 331d
Do trump next please
Zozano@aussie.zone · 0 pts · 332d
Could I make Mars poo just to fuck up Elon's plans?
qarbone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 331d
Just turn Elon into poo. Don't fuck with Mars.
Zozano@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 331d
Nah, I want to take his dreams away from him before I turn him into shit.
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 2 pts · 331d
Let him land on mars first, then poo.
Zozano@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 331d
Green pill me you sick bastard.
qarbone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 331d
The pill doesn't let you un-poo a thing, so you'd be destroying a whole planet forever just because of one dickhead, who'll be around for 34 more years maximum.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 28 pts · 332d
You literally already have the power of the green pill. Don't take that one.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 332d
I have this power - I turned the entire Republican Party into shit and everything got WAY worse
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 332d
I'd love to see you turn cyanide into poo. Better act fast!
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 332d
Eat a bunch of apple seeds
yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 332d
As long as the rate of cyanide is low enough, you can do it no problem.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 332d
But some of that stuff isn't very pleasant to eat.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 332d
I think I would take turn anything into poo. Trump, Netanyahu, Putin and every billionaire would be instantly poo
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 331d
Can you add Kid Rock to your turn to poo list please?
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 331d
Done
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 332d
Then the Copromancer saved the world and never went on a vindictive pooing spree driven mad by his own unstoppable power, The End
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 331d
Well I mean to be fair there’s a few vindictive pooing spree people in my own life. I was driven mad years by this dystopia ago so not to worry that ship has sailed
steve@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 331d
They're already pretty shitty
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 331d
So it’s a fitting end
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 331d
Nothing changes.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 331d
Start with just the roof of their mouths.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 331d
For more petty cases, turn people's stuff or food into poo.
python@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 332d
Black pill's gonna have some mysterious side effects with my other medication
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 332d
When we say lifetime supply of thorium. Does it mean the receivers lifetime Or the thorium's lifetime???
AreaKode@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 332d
Is it lifetime or halflifetime?
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 332d
Half-life (thorium in the bg instead of...uhh...idk who the main character is)
Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 332d
Hello Gordon
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 332d
Im taking the black pill every time. I got a lot of retard to undo
EldenLord@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 332d
You have become Derpenheimer, destroyer of retards
Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 331d
I take green and Start with all weapons on earth. Imagine the redneck waking up with poop under their pillow, poop on their walls and whole cabinets filled with poop. Fkin hilarious
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 331d
All the new recruits in the army, literally polishing a turd, because theyre scared of the sergeant and dont know if this is a hazing thing or what
Bysmuth@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 331d
Mac@mander.xyz · 14 pts · 332d
Black pill. Please cure me of my ailments.
I would be un-fucking-stoppable as a normie.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 332d
Neurotypical pill pls
balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 332d
Turn anything into poo: turn plastic waste into manure/fertilizer. Millionaire pretty quick. Could also become a supervillian.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 332d
I would turn every star to poo, including black holes
frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 332d
enough poo = black hole
cabron_offsets@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 332d
Geodad@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 331d
MiDaBa@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 331d
We'd call it getting green pilled
lena@gregtech.eu · 6 pts · 332d
Green, I'd turn trump into poo
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 332d
How much thorium does the average person use in one lifetime?
filcuk@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 332d
Somewhat unfunny answer: a 3cm diameter ball of thorium, that easily fits into one's palm by size, should be enough to provide all power an individual uses in a lifetime.
This can change a lot based on usage and actual power generation efficiency.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 332d
Well, now I know what I'm buying everyone for Christmas
Una@europe.pub · 5 pts · 332d
blue :3
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 332d
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 332d
So what, like 10 grams?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 332d
depends on how much cancer has already metastasized in my body already I suppose.
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 332d
Honestly I tried to look it up but couldn't understand the data as presented.
rustyfish@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 332d
joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 331d
Too complex. I somehow mixed 2 of them and lemm.ee died
Winter_Oven@piefed.social · 2 pts · 332d
What...will be the consistency? The answer will impact the uses I would have for the green pill.
Angelusz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 332d
Orange and Purple for sure.
Aeri@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 330d
Black and blue. I could stand to be less stupid and also thorium is very useful to power generation I could probably sell it.
individual@toast.ooo · 2 pts · 332d
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 332d
Green. What's the range?
ICastFist@programming.dev · 1 pts · 331d
Your colon
EldenLord@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 332d
I need that unretard for sure!
ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 332d
Orange and black
InnerScientist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 331d
I'll take two unretard.
harfang@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 332d
Yellow yellow yellow !
BigBenis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 331d
Clarification for green. Does it require physical contact or is it like a Death Note situation? If it's the former, don't we already have that ability? What about non-bio-based materials? If you eat a rock and poop out a rock, does it also now qualify as poo?
Johanno@feddit.org · 1 pts · 332d
Uhhmm eehhhh uhhhmmm
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 332d
i already got green gimme orange
Megacomboburrito@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 332d
I'll have uhhhh....
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 332d
Purple! Dont even need to uhmmm... think.... Uhhh... Hm.