Trump, 79, Called Out for ‘Droopy’ Face at 9/11 Memorial

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-called-out-for-droopy-face-at-911-memorial/

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86 Comments

distantsounds@lemmy.world · 153 pts · 346d (8 replies)

Relax, it’s just a stroke, guy

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 346d (2 replies)

Just havin' a lil stroke calm down

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 346d

relax guys!

pentastarm@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 345d

A little stroke, as a treat.

kmartburrito@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 346d

mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 346d

"Doc says I can rub one out whenever I want!"

"No, Donald, he said you could have a stroke at any time"

MrWafflesNBacon@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 346d

Just another Thursday Stroke, don't mind him! 👍

Rothe@piefed.social · 11 pts · 346d (1 reply)

"Just a series of mini-strokes"

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 346d

It won't negatively affect his cognitive functions. Those are long gone.

opus86@lemmy.today · 151 pts · 346d (1 reply)

Strokes took out both my parents. Come on stroke, you owe me. I'll undoubtedly go out the same way.

hddsx@lemmy.ca · 33 pts · 346d

How did you manage hilarious and alarming in the same post lmao

just_another_person@lemmy.world · 94 pts · 346d (9 replies)

High volume activity and movement after a stroke pretty much guarantees a secondary event. Just saying.

NJSpradlin@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 346d (2 replies)
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DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org · 52 pts · 346d (1 reply)

"Pictures of Trump renew questions about Biden's health"

Inucune@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 346d

Biden could post a video getting his own mail from the end of a reasonable driveway as a display of superior health at this point. L

Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 41 pts · 346d

If you're going to get 3 billion people's hopes up, you better be fucking right

Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 346d

Don't tease me.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 346d

It's ok he had it a few weeks ago

hddsx@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 346d (2 replies)

What does this mean? You should be sedentary after a stroke?

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 346d (1 reply)

he should be or the chance of a second stroke is much higher.

hddsx@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 346d

Well, no matter which side wins it’s sure to be entertaining

TheKingBee@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 346d (4 replies)

I read the headline earlier, with no picture, and thought yeah he always looks like a bloated orange monster that tracks.

Actually seeing the pictures all I can think of is the training I did on FAST, literally the F is for face drooping, that old mother fucker is having a god damned stroke...

Rothe@piefed.social · 40 pts · 346d

It is even clearer in the video footage. A single picture could just be him grimacing in a single frame, but the video makes it clear that the droopy face is his actual resting face, which it wasn't before.

The hamberders are finally catching up to him.

CircaV@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 346d

TIA in progress.

tpyo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 345d (1 reply)

The acronym FAST is good to know:
From https://www.mass.gov/info-details/stroke-signs-and-symptoms-act-fast

Face
Arms
Speech
Time

One last thing. It's ted-ed but here's a brain researcher who experienced and analyzed a stroke as one happened:
https://youtu.be/mYD7Y9CXeUw

Cw if you need: she displays and handles a real human brain and spinal cord

DanWolfstone@leminal.space · 3 pts · 345d

Thank you for sharing that TED-ED talk, it was very impactful and insightful

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 346d

Maybe Kirk was one of his horcruxes

aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 45 pts · 346d
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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 346d

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 346d

lemmylump@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 346d (1 reply)

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 33 pts · 346d (1 reply)

We can call him Droopy Donny now right?

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 346d

Always could

Chivera@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 345d

Imagine if he died before Biden

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 346d (19 replies)

Hey! .... maybe the stroke might just mellow him out and he might not act so strange or say such terrible things

halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 346d (17 replies)

Evidence shows brain damage tends to make people even LESS empathetic and thus MORE fascist.

nfreak@lemmy.ml · 43 pts · 346d

Case in point: Fetterman

snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 346d (1 reply)

rmuk@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 345d

Title: You're Fine, You're Fine, Don't Tell Mom

Media: X-Ray on Silver Bromide

Year: 2023

Artist: Unknown

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 346d (13 replies)

For real? Because that didn't happen to my wife.

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 345d (1 reply)

It is fairly common for certain types of head trauma to be followed up with personality changes depending on the severity and type of brain injury, usually frontal lobe damage. A lot of people become more paranoid and angry, which often leads to their political views leaning to the far right.

Here’s an article on the subject. https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rstb.2020.0137

I had a traumatic head injury that required brain surgery as a child and it’s never lead to any of those kinds of symptoms, but it wasn’t anything involving the frontal lobe.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 345d

Thanks, that's informative. Fortunately her frontal lobe was unaffected.

onslaught545@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 345d (10 replies)

The brain is a wild place, but generally it's true.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 345d (9 replies)

Source: "trust me, bro"

onslaught545@lemmy.zip · -1 pts · 345d (8 replies)

Google is that way -->

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 345d (7 replies)

Since when is it my job to prove your claims?

onslaught545@lemmy.zip · -2 pts · 345d

Since when is it my job to type words into a search bar for you?

This isn't a formal debate or a peer reviewed journal article. I'm under no onus to cite anything other than my own knowledge.

ohellidk@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 346d

As rare as that possibility might be, that'd be really cool to see/hear!

STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 345d (2 replies)

Man, it's annoying seeing a headline starting with "Trump, 79" that doesn't end with "dead".

slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org · 2 pts · 345d

I really hope i never have to read a headline that says "Trump, 80..."

Octavio@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 345d
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Jolly_Platypus@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 346d

Doubt he lives to the midterms.

CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one · 18 pts · 345d

That's not so much a "call out" as a "hey, I think the president just had a stroke."

selkiesidhe@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 345d

I hope he sees all these types of posts where people are actively HOPING he had a stroke.

😊

BetaBlake@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 346d (3 replies)

C'mon man, just lay down and go off into that great night. You'll be at peace

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 346d (1 reply)

Well, if there is an afterlife, and any belief systems about it are true, he'll be burning eternally and providing an eternal source of entertainment for devils, or getting reincarnated thousands of times as a cockroach that gets stomped on every time.

aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 346d
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WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 345d

I think justice would be for him to develop locked-in syndrome and live another decade.

rustyfish@piefed.world · 14 pts · 346d (3 replies)

We always have a bottle of Pinot Grigio sitting around so we can spontaneously celebrate.

If this mf dies, we need more wine.

Sabata11792@ani.social · 3 pts · 346d (1 reply)

I got a bottle of Jack's Offs Danial's from the 80s set aside and a planned party to drink it at.

Edit: Made spelling more wrong

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 346d

*Denials

rmuk@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 345d

Not even a joke: I know someone with a wine cellar and he has bottles set aside for certain people's death and there's a bottle for Trump in there.

snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 346d

This is not an actual stroke right?

snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 346d

He had an Adderall stuck in his tooth.

Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 346d

CircaV@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 345d (1 reply)

Literally every 79 year old has already had a small stroke of some kind. TIA they are called. He’s on soooo many meds. Shits his pants daily.

slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org · 2 pts · 345d

He's been shitting his pants for decades tho

Salvo@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 346d (1 reply)

Botulinum Toxin overdose.

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 345d

Yeah, maybe he accidentally kissed Melania

W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 345d (1 reply)

I thought that video they put out with him speaking about Kirk was so weird and somehow wrong. Like AI or edited footage. I assumed it was because the man can’t string together coherent sentences but now I wonder if it could have been health related.

Nomad@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 345d

Remember how they just kept using the emperors face in the equilibrium movie after his death? That's what's going on here.

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 345d

Time to go to a locked facility grandpa

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 345d

Face.dropping like a plane hit it.

Zier@fedia.io · 2 pts · 346d (1 reply)

When is that orange mask NOT droopy???

Rothe@piefed.social · 4 pts · 346d

It has not been like that before. If you watch the video footage you can clearly see his resting face being completely different to what it used to be.

kometes@lemmy.world · -12 pts · 346d (7 replies)

Bell's palsy. I am fairly certain it is not a stroke. Sorry to disappoint.

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 346d (4 replies)

The diagnostic difference between Bell's palsy and facial paralysis due to stroke is that Bell's palsy gets better in a few weeks. The only way to know it's not caused by a stroke is when it goes away, or if scans and other diagnostic techniques to detect a stroke show that none has occurred (in which case it's more likely but not certain).

So where do you get your fair certainty from?

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 346d (1 reply)

University of his Ass

Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 345d

My alma mater!

kometes@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 346d (1 reply)

Can't really tell without an exam but bi-lateral arm movements seem even and regular. Speech does not seem to be affected. His doctors haven't strapped him to a bed to prevent a fall from right leg weakness. All the signs point to just facial nerve involvement and not CNS. Still could be a stroke, but from looking in from the outside, I don't think so.

meco03211@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 345d

Seeing reports now that he has since made appearances with no drooping and was able to speak coherently (at least his version of it) at length. Does this help the diagnosis?

P1nkman@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 346d

I had Bell's palsy for about 6 weeks back in 2008. Literally put a line down the middle of the face, and one side has full movement, and the other does not. Just the fact that Droopy Don can blink indicates he does not have Bell's palsy. I had to use tape to keep my eye shut.

Not to mention all the other facial movements he has on his entire face.

chunes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 345d

There are a shit-ton of diseases that can make your face droop. I don't know why everyone always goes to stroke.