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trager_bombs@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 343d (10 replies)

And I got a blank space, babyyyy

immutable@lemmy.zip · 49 pts · 343d (5 replies)

You can tell from the quality of his work that this might be the first time he’s done any kind of manual labor.

What a thrill for him to pretend he’s a working man. Probably got done went home opened a $12 microbrew and really let his hair down.

DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 343d (3 replies)

That's the first thing that came to my mind. Drips all over the place, looks like a toddler did that.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 343d (1 reply)

He'll hire a crew of underpaid illegal immigrants to fix that right up I'm sure

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 343d

If it was his house, for sure.

He doesn’t give a shit about the commons, as long as they don’t say things he doesn’t like.

Almacca@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 343d

And he couldn't find a matching colour?

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 343d

Painting without splatter is woke.

(I hope MAGA takes note, starts splattering paint around their houses, and claims it's peak performance.)

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 14 pts · 343d

He looks like a fat seagull after dumping a massive lump of guano on the wall.

jordanlund@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 343d

Crozekiel@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 343d

That's a lot of cum, even for Ted Cruz.

Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 343d

Sincerely hope it gets tagged again over the paint.

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 20 pts · 343d (8 replies)

Is this Ted Cruz?

Chainweasel@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 343d

It looks like him, but that doesn't look like Cancun in the background so I'm skeptical.

trager_bombs@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 343d (6 replies)

It is! He's pictured here being a bootlicking lil chud and grandstanding over some anti-Kirk grafitti

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 16 pts · 343d

I would recognize that oversized belly anywhere.

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 343d (1 reply)

Lol, the locals are going to put that back with emphasis after seeing this.

Hominine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 343d

Race me.

manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 343d

There's some old guy who lives near me goes around painting over graffiti like this, when he yelled at my friend for putting up posters one night, i made sure to remind the old codger what he was doing is illegal too

fucking losers

BigBenis@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 343d (1 reply)

Why is there a period after FUCK?

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 343d
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Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 343d

We don't want him here in Houston. How much did this fucking photo-op cost the state?

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 343d (3 replies)

He looks like what you'd get if you shook out every TV-facing recliner chair in America, scooped all the middle-aged man skin flakes and loose hairs into a pile and added a little bit of water.

deacon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 343d (2 replies)

Damn that’s vividly disgusting. Well done.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 343d (1 reply)

He sure is. I'd rather drink a gallon of that slush pile than shake his hand.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 343d

Nah perfect opportunity to stink palm the fucker

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 343d

He made it worse.

The story of Ted Cruz's life.

trager_bombs@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 343d (4 replies)

Alternate option if you're a spreader of dank (see also; shitty) maymays

manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 343d (3 replies)

Why are these hideous and unreadable fonts suddenly everywhere?

trager_bombs@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 343d (2 replies)

I do apologize, but it is by design. I've discovered it works as a sort of 'captcha' that keeps Twitter bot farms from reading them. If they manage to recognize there's words, they generally shit themselves.

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 2 pts · 343d (1 reply)

That's interesting in and of itself - I'm all for things that confuse AI.

But out of curiosity, why do you want to confuse Twitter bots?

Genuine question. I'm not on Twitter and I know nothing about the bots on this disater of a platform. But I wonder what reason you might want have to want to prevent them from reading you memes.

trager_bombs@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 343d

Because the Twitter bots reply with inflammatory shit or just straight up misinformation - so I don't wanna deal. It's not about like... Making a name or something- literally just sick of these fucks.

_vote@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 343d

So he half-assed it?

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 343d

This has to be a huge motivations for taggers to tag this again, and add a bunch more around the same area.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 343d (1 reply)

Goddamn, “Ted”, do you suck at everything you do?

JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 343d

Dude had to use the 2m pole because he obviously doesnt know what the flat part of the paint tray is for and would look like a pollock bukkake party if he use the hand roller with that much white paint on it.

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 343d

Ew, can I just do the second one please?

Psythik@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 343d

How about we don't turn more fascists into memes? We already have the Stephen Chowder "change my mind" meme and that's one too many.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 343d

Shit, I didn't even think the text was shopped on at first; I thought maybe the tagger just used that crazy paint that bleeds through normal paints that get used to try and cover up the graffiti. 🤣

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 343d

Hes getting a lot fatter. Must be on Trump's McDonalds diet.

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 343d

I'm helping!

I'm good for something!

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 343d (2 replies)

Why does he have two paint trays filled with the same paint for a section of that size and did he apply it with the roller or did he just literally throw the paint at it?

ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 343d (1 reply)

Looks like one was a tray and one was a cover. Probably had the cover in the tray, didn't secure it or it was the wrong size or shape, and was having problems. So, he took the cover out and just used the tray. I'm sure he had no idea what he was doing.

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 343d

I zoomed in to check and yeah, that’s a paint tray cover. Jesus fuckin’ christ…

Hominine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 343d

I drink beer on that bridge. Fuck.