There's some old guy who lives near me goes around painting over graffiti like this, when he yelled at my friend for putting up posters one night, i made sure to remind the old codger what he was doing is illegal too
He looks like what you'd get if you shook out every TV-facing recliner chair in America, scooped all the middle-aged man skin flakes and loose hairs into a pile and added a little bit of water.
I do apologize, but it is by design. I've discovered it works as a sort of 'captcha' that keeps Twitter bot farms from reading them. If they manage to recognize there's words, they generally shit themselves.
That's interesting in and of itself - I'm all for things that confuse AI.
But out of curiosity, why do you want to confuse Twitter bots?
Genuine question. I'm not on Twitter and I know nothing about the bots on this disater of a platform. But I wonder what reason you might want have to want to prevent them from reading you memes.
Because the Twitter bots reply with inflammatory shit or just straight up misinformation - so I don't wanna deal. It's not about like... Making a name or something- literally just sick of these fucks.
Dude had to use the 2m pole because he obviously doesnt know what the flat part of the paint tray is for and would look like a pollock bukkake party if he use the hand roller with that much white paint on it.
Shit, I didn't even think the text was shopped on at first; I thought maybe the tagger just used that crazy paint that bleeds through normal paints that get used to try and cover up the graffiti. 🤣
Why does he have two paint trays filled with the same paint for a section of that size and did he apply it with the roller or did he just literally throw the paint at it?
Looks like one was a tray and one was a cover. Probably had the cover in the tray, didn't secure it or it was the wrong size or shape, and was having problems. So, he took the cover out and just used the tray. I'm sure he had no idea what he was doing.
43 Comments
trager_bombs@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 343d
And I got a blank space, babyyyy
immutable@lemmy.zip · 49 pts · 343d
You can tell from the quality of his work that this might be the first time he’s done any kind of manual labor.
What a thrill for him to pretend he’s a working man. Probably got done went home opened a $12 microbrew and really let his hair down.
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 343d
That's the first thing that came to my mind. Drips all over the place, looks like a toddler did that.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 343d
He'll hire a crew of underpaid illegal immigrants to fix that right up I'm sure
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 343d
If it was his house, for sure.
He doesn’t give a shit about the commons, as long as they don’t say things he doesn’t like.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 343d
And he couldn't find a matching colour?
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 343d
Painting without splatter is woke.
(I hope MAGA takes note, starts splattering paint around their houses, and claims it's peak performance.)
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 14 pts · 343d
He looks like a fat seagull after dumping a massive lump of guano on the wall.
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 343d
Crozekiel@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 343d
That's a lot of cum, even for Ted Cruz.
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 343d
Sincerely hope it gets tagged again over the paint.
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 20 pts · 343d
Is this Ted Cruz?
Chainweasel@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 343d
It looks like him, but that doesn't look like Cancun in the background so I'm skeptical.
trager_bombs@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 343d
It is! He's pictured here being a bootlicking lil chud and grandstanding over some anti-Kirk grafitti
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 16 pts · 343d
I would recognize that oversized belly anywhere.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 343d
Lol, the locals are going to put that back with emphasis after seeing this.
Hominine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 343d
Race me.
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 343d
There's some old guy who lives near me goes around painting over graffiti like this, when he yelled at my friend for putting up posters one night, i made sure to remind the old codger what he was doing is illegal too
fucking losers
BigBenis@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 343d
Why is there a period after FUCK?
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 343d
Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 343d
We don't want him here in Houston. How much did this fucking photo-op cost the state?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 343d
He looks like what you'd get if you shook out every TV-facing recliner chair in America, scooped all the middle-aged man skin flakes and loose hairs into a pile and added a little bit of water.
deacon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 343d
Damn that’s vividly disgusting. Well done.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 343d
He sure is. I'd rather drink a gallon of that slush pile than shake his hand.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 343d
Nah perfect opportunity to stink palm the fucker
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 343d
He made it worse.
The story of Ted Cruz's life.
trager_bombs@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 343d
Alternate option if you're a spreader of dank (see also; shitty) maymays
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 343d
Why are these hideous and unreadable fonts suddenly everywhere?
trager_bombs@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 343d
I do apologize, but it is by design. I've discovered it works as a sort of 'captcha' that keeps Twitter bot farms from reading them. If they manage to recognize there's words, they generally shit themselves.
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 2 pts · 343d
That's interesting in and of itself - I'm all for things that confuse AI.
But out of curiosity, why do you want to confuse Twitter bots?
Genuine question. I'm not on Twitter and I know nothing about the bots on this disater of a platform. But I wonder what reason you might want have to want to prevent them from reading you memes.
trager_bombs@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 343d
Because the Twitter bots reply with inflammatory shit or just straight up misinformation - so I don't wanna deal. It's not about like... Making a name or something- literally just sick of these fucks.
_vote@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 343d
So he half-assed it?
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 343d
This has to be a huge motivations for taggers to tag this again, and add a bunch more around the same area.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 343d
Goddamn, “Ted”, do you suck at everything you do?
JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 343d
Dude had to use the 2m pole because he obviously doesnt know what the flat part of the paint tray is for and would look like a pollock bukkake party if he use the hand roller with that much white paint on it.
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 343d
Ew, can I just do the second one please?
Psythik@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 343d
How about we don't turn more fascists into memes? We already have the Stephen Chowder "change my mind" meme and that's one too many.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 343d
Shit, I didn't even think the text was shopped on at first; I thought maybe the tagger just used that crazy paint that bleeds through normal paints that get used to try and cover up the graffiti. 🤣
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 343d
Hes getting a lot fatter. Must be on Trump's McDonalds diet.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 343d
I'm helping!
I'm good for something!
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 343d
Why does he have two paint trays filled with the same paint for a section of that size and did he apply it with the roller or did he just literally throw the paint at it?
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 343d
Looks like one was a tray and one was a cover. Probably had the cover in the tray, didn't secure it or it was the wrong size or shape, and was having problems. So, he took the cover out and just used the tray. I'm sure he had no idea what he was doing.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 343d
I zoomed in to check and yeah, that’s a paint tray cover. Jesus fuckin’ christ…
Hominine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 343d
I drink beer on that bridge. Fuck.