With cookies like these, you can't just go right for the center. You have to nibble around the edges a bit and work your way in slowly. Always good to have another cookie in your hand while working on the first. Then trade off... A little taste from this one, a little from the other.
51 Comments
WFloyd@lemmy.world · 105 pts · 347d
Is that the breast you can do?
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 347d
You used too much milk
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 44 pts · 347d
My eyes are down here
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 346d
Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.
You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.
Signtist@bookwyr.me · 8 pts · 346d
All my homies got eye nipples.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 347d
Do you have to dip them in milk or just squeeze the nip- I mean, iris?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 30 pts · 347d
Nabisco™ Tits.
"Hey, I think these things are responding!"
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 347d
Funny thing is that when I put them in the refrigerator the center of them expands
bdot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 347d
bistits
null@lemmy.nullspace.lol · 2 pts · 346d
Betcha didn't know
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 346d
Sweet clementine flavor.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 346d
Everything reminds me of her
bdot@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 347d
you could call them cup cakes
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 347d
D-cupcakes.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 346d
B cup cakes
FuckFascism@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 347d
SirMaple__@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 347d
80085
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 347d
billwashere@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 346d
Now you just need some milk.
devolution@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 347d
Looks like the titty monster has come out to play.
aesthelete@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 347d
How was the orgy?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 346d
The cookies weren't the only thing that didn't last long.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 347d
Just save them for the adult party.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 347d
Boobs.
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 346d
You're very perceptive
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 347d
👀
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 346d
those are some suckable cookies
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 346d
It's the internet. You can say "fuckable."
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 346d
your mom is fuckable lmao
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 347d
These would pair well with vaginger snaps
mkhopper@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 347d
With cookies like these, you can't just go right for the center. You have to nibble around the edges a bit and work your way in slowly. Always good to have another cookie in your hand while working on the first. Then trade off... A little taste from this one, a little from the other.
... Then go full cookie monster.
JackLSauce@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 347d
Eye don't see the issue
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 347d
SCP-597
::: spoiler unrelated note that scp is definitely someone's fetish :::
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 346d
ckmnstr@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 346d
I baked mushroom cookies once, specifically stinkhorn-looking cookies. No idea why I thought of that just now.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 347d
"eye ball" cookies
WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 346d
Thats no titty, that's a moob!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 4 pts · 347d
They’ll be stale by Halloween but this was first posted to Facebook by a drunk uncle nineteen years ago.
Stamets@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 347d
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · -2 pts · 347d
2006 Facebook level memes are the worst.
OP should spend more time sharing his wife and less time shitposting.
Stamets@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 347d
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 2 pts · 347d
There’s shitposts and shitty shitposts and this is like pulling out and being hit with Taco Bell diarrhea.
Stamets@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 347d
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 1 pts · 346d
I do apologize for having standards.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 347d
They could have been from someone doing a test batch, and learning a lot from it, among others to have at least another test run after the change...
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 346d
Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 346d
I recommend blue or purple.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 346d
Veiny boobs are unattractive. I suggest piping on a lacey pattern, like lingerie.
Denjin@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 346d
Your core premise is incorrect
robocall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 347d
Those are titties
flango@lemmy.eco.br · 3 pts · 346d
That's just like Cassatella di sant'Agata.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassatella_di_sant%27Agata
Also look for Festival of Saint Agatha,
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festival_of_Saint_Agatha_(Catania)
ddplf@szmer.info · 3 pts · 347d
What are these, cookies for infants?
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 346d
I guess goo goo gaa gaa. I’m an infant.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 346d
Now I got this stuck in my head (nsfw)
https://youtube.com/shorts/61IHLWROG7Y
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 346d
The elves are getting lonely. Is there a Tinder for elves? "L-vy Love" or something.
Deflated0ne@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 346d
Are you at all related to Ed Gein?
BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 346d
I don't think everyone understands the reference...
https://youtu.be/6wyzKUmlw5c