Dutch people eat like an alleycat in a cartoon

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glorkon@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 318d (12 replies)

It tastes fantastic, though. If you happen to like fish.

Dojan@pawb.social · 11 pts · 318d (8 replies)

Is it a raw fish with onions and pickled cucumber?

glorkon@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 318d (7 replies)

It's pickled herring. The Dutch put them in wooden casks where they ripen, so they become incredibly tender, very mild and just a little salty. And they don't smell bad at all. I'm German and whenever I visit the Netherlands, I make sure to have some.

Dojan@pawb.social · 7 pts · 318d (1 reply)

Aah, it's pickled! That's why it looks raw-ish. Nice! Then I'm sure this dish has a lot of complex flavours.

glorkon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 318d

Absolutely. It is complex and pleasant. Best time to have it is in late June when they celebrate the opening of the new batch at Scheveningen (Den Haag).

We have pickled herring in Germany as well. You can buy it as grocery stores. It's labelled "nordische Art" ("northern style"), and totally not the same as the real thing from the Netherlands - much more salty, less complex and not in the same league at all. So if ever you go to Germany, don't confuse the two.

JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 318d (1 reply)

This is what I tell people: it is not that salty and I taste a bit of sweetness with it (that sort of mild sweetness, hope you know what I mean).

If I travel to Germany in the future, I would love to try Mett. That's one dish people here sometimes turn their heads at, however it sounds very nice from the descriptions.

I think more people should consider the whole "when in Rome, live as the Romans do" idea when traveling, food is a great way to appreciate a country or area.

glorkon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 318d

Mett is quite popular where I live (Berlin). It's basically just ground pork seasoned with a little salt. Absolutely nothing special tastewise, but when you grow up with it, it becomes sort of a comfort food. We put it on freshly baked sliced in half "Brötchen", add pepper and onions and sometimes pickles as well, depending on personal preference. Me and my pals sometimes jokingly call it "Nothack", literally "emergency minced meat", implying you always need some of it within easy reach.

kartoffelsaft@programming.dev · 5 pts · 318d (1 reply)

Here in the US I've gotten a lot of pickled herring over the years, and "mild" is NOT how I'd describe it. It's super sour and sweet (and creamy if you get ones with sour cream, which I usually do) One of my favorite foods, but now I'm worried that I've been eating something else lol.

incidentally had some in my fridge for reference

Maestro@fedia.io · 10 pts · 318d

That's something completely different. If it's super sour it's probably something like a rolmops. Also referred to as sour herring. It's very different from the fresh raw, slightly pickled herring.

Mavytan@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 317d

I'm not sure if pickled is the right description, it for sure doesn't give the right impression. It's more like a salted or cured product and relatively fresh. It has nothing to do with the pickled sour herring in jars which can be conserved for a long time.

Psythik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 318d (2 replies)

Cut the tail off before serving and I'll give it a try. (To their credit, at least they removed the head.) It looks similar to the pickled herring that comes in a jar in the states, and I eat that shit like it's candy.

Ronno@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 317d

Cut the tail off? No, you take it by the tail, hold it over your head and eat it in one go. This is the way.

glorkon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 317d

It's already gutted and separated in two halves, the tail end is what holds the thing together. You grab it by the tail, swallow the fish, bite it off the tail and throw that tail away.

Also, I would very much doubt there is anything on par with Dutch herring. Just saying. I absolutely love that stuff.

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 318d (16 replies)

I hope there's garlic in that

Maestro@fedia.io · 39 pts · 318d (13 replies)

Nope. It's raw fish (herring) with raw onion. The pickles are optional (and regional). You eat it by holding the tail, dipping it in the onion and then lifting it above your head and lowering it in your mouth: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/31/Haring_03.jpg/1280px-Haring_03.jpg

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 62 pts · 318d (7 replies)

Oh it's not raw. It spends between a day and a week in a barrel full of salt with some of its intestines. That way, the pancreatic enzymes can make the fish even tastier!

ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 318d (1 reply)

Thanks for that... 🤢

datavoid@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 318d

Can almost taste the worms!

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 318d (4 replies)

Sounds like Garum?

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 318d (2 replies)

No that's fermented.

Rothe@piefed.social · 4 pts · 318d (1 reply)

Both are fermented. It's just less fermented than garum.

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 318d

Let's just say that garum covers moet of the rotting phase of the fermentation process.

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 318d

Yes, but muuuuuch shorter.

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 318d (3 replies)

Do you know what? No.

Just no.

No.

brambc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 318d

Or, just my opinion: yes!

Maestro@fedia.io · 3 pts · 318d (1 reply)

If you're ever in The Netherlands you should really give it a try. It's great!

ieGod@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 318d

Concur. I miss it.

blazeknave@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 318d

Like a cartoon alley cat in a bowtie and a fancy bib...

RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 318d

Garlic? The fuck

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 318d

counterpoint: i hope there's garlic in me. soon.

JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 318d

I love Dutch herring!

Most times of year it's referred to as Matjes Herring, which is the usual catch and tastes as nice as herring does.
At the right time of year, from around some time in June/July, you get Hollandse Nieuwe herring, where it has at least 6% fat. Has a melt in the mouth effect and even nicer.

I'm going to NL within a few weeks and cannot wait! It's the first thing I get, even before going to a coffeeshop.

It's also very good for settling my stomach and gut, as I get a lot of inflammation there. Sorts it out, can't explain the science behind that though.

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 318d (1 reply)

Gotta be served on a trash can lid for full effect

johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 318d

Looks like it's being served on an old facemask, I think the effect is there lol.

thericofactor@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 318d (4 replies)

Die Holländer sind seltsam.

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 9 pts · 318d (2 replies)

Das sind nicht nur die Holländer. Quasi alles, was da oben an der Küste rumfleucht ist seltsam, sogar die Deutschen.

10MeterFeldweg@feddit.org · 8 pts · 318d (1 reply)

Keine Sorge, wir finden dafür alle weiter südlich merkwürdig und merkwürdiger, je näher es an die Berge geht.

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 3 pts · 318d

Das ist ja auch richtig und wichtig 💖

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 3 pts · 318d

Zuviel Brokkoli.

TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 318d (1 reply)

TIL this is an actual food not a meme. It's just too simple of a food to be an exclusively Dutch specialty.

Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 317d

You described Dutch cuisine in general.

ArrrborDAY@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 318d

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 9 pts · 318d

Seagull alert!

blave@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 318d (2 replies)

Yo, pickled herring is amazing.

BroBot9000@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 318d (1 reply)

Do you eat it in one gulp and pull out the tail and spine like in the cartoons too?

blave@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 318d

That is the traditional way to eat maajtjeharing (which is cured in salt like in the photo, not pickled).

blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 318d

Give it to us raw, and WRRRRRRRRRIGGLING

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 318d (2 replies)

And you just eat the whole thing? Skin and all?

gerryflap@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 317d

Yes (apart from the tail, bones, and head). It's honestly very nice.

Ronno@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 317d

Yeah, everything but the tail.

Codpiece@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 318d (20 replies)

Is that the usual American response when they see food that isn’t ultra-processed?

Edit: apparently I meant ultra-processed.

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 318d (1 reply)

This herring has been processed though. It has been cured in salt and put in a brine

Cethin@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 318d

Yeah, most food has been processed. That's why we have the term ultra-processed for most American food.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 318d

No, it quite literally looks like what cartoon alley cats eat in old cartoons.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 318d (1 reply)

It's definitely processed and also it was a funny joke because for Americans eating a fish mostly intact isn't all that common. I don't even like seafood and shockingly that doesn't mean I eat ultra processed food every meal. I know, hard to fathom something different from your own diet.

scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech · 1 pts · 318d

Most Americans eating fish isn't all that common. Ftfy. Most Americans eat beef, chicken, and pork. On average very very few eat fish regularly

slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org · 6 pts · 318d

Eww it's not even from a big brand and doesn't have 76 mystery ingredients

Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 318d

I think they referencing the traditional way to eat maatjes, lifting the whole thing by the tail and lowering it into your mouth

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 318d (2 replies)

I'm constantly amazed by what Americans call food.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 317d

I'm continually amazed by the weird ways people have found to be bigoted

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 318d

Kind of an ignorant take. You can get literally any nationality's food in America. This country is fucked, but at least for now, we still have some really fucking good food here.

CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world · -19 pts · 318d (9 replies)

You should probably understand what processed means if you want to toss shade.

Back to seriousness, it always amazes me the euros still toss shade about American food. It's some of the best of the planet. Certainly better than anything out of the Netherlands 🤣. As if you people have even earned a right to be in the same room as the rest of Europe much less the international stage.

You have flattened ice cream cones and crepes you have confused for pancakes.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 318d (5 replies)

I was with you until you shit on Dutch food. What a bizarre point of view.

CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world · -7 pts · 318d (4 replies)

Garbage compared to most of Western Europe. DE might be the only saving grace.

I'll still eat the crepes and waffle cones though. I guess the Indian is on par though.

RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 318d (3 replies)

Even to the last you have to demonstrate your ignorance.

The UK has by far the best Indian (of all varieties) in Europe, not NL. I mean, it's ok here, but nothing like in the UK. This is like culinary 101 man.

CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 318d (2 replies)

Do you know what on par means? Average.

Codpiece@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 318d

Do you know what on par means? Average.

No it doesn’t. It means to be on the same level as something else.

RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 318d

Yes, and how to say it in several languages. But thank's for the concern.

Rothe@piefed.social · 4 pts · 318d (2 replies)

Aw, did the American get its feefees hurt?

CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 318d (1 reply)

I eat better than you.

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 4 pts · 318d

Username checks out...?

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 4 pts · 318d (2 replies)
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camelbeard@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 318d (1 reply)

Haring definitely is a classic Dutch streetfood

https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollandse_Nieuwe

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 3 pts · 318d

I stand corrected.

pigup@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 318d

Lekkerbekje is all I need to survive.