It's truly indecipherable

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Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 152 pts · 305d (12 replies)

My closest guess is that it's a tankie viewpoint. But I think the real answer is that it was just made as a joke. The gay/trans flags being on opposite sides and the UK being on both sides seems pretty on the nose.

sunoc@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 305d (2 replies)

That’s my guess as well, but I feel too many flags on the right don’t match the core tankie bs. Biden ? Vatican ?

Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 304d

Putting Cuba and Venezuela opposed to China tells us its not a ml perspective.

Kanda@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 304d

UK on both sides, US and Israel opposite (???)

Railcar8095@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 305d (1 reply)

UK fighting against a situation it created seems honestly correct

Whelks_chance@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d

Chaos is a ladder

kazerniel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 305d

Tbh the idea of tankies idolising freedom and Jesus seems pretty wild.

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 304d (3 replies)

There are quite a lot of gay people who are anti trans.

Which is incomprehensible to me, but it is a thing.

Tonava@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 304d (1 reply)
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OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 304d

Which is funny, because basically all the cis lesbians I know irl are pretty staunchly against terfs.

blicky_blank@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 304d

Colloquially known as "pick me gays"

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 304d (1 reply)
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Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 304d

Like I said, I don't think that's the real answer, I think it was made as a joke.

I'm also not really passing judgement on tankies by saying that, it's just the closest match I can make between that meme and a coherent ideology.

I don't see much point of beefing with tankies in general.

Johandea@feddit.nu · 71 pts · 305d (8 replies)

The UK playing both sides. Nice 👍

cRazi_man@europe.pub · 25 pts · 305d (6 replies)

Yet somehow never comes out on top.

LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 305d (3 replies)

And increasingly no-one wants us to bottom either

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 305d (2 replies)

I'm normally a bottom, but I'll top a scot. I gotta know if they moan in an accent

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 304d (1 reply)
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dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 304d

Honestly, you have no idea how turned on I would be

GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 305d

...except for those 200 years or so...

Whelks_chance@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d

Tends to hover around 5-7th out of ~200.

0ops@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 305d

You can thank the Scotts for that

Sv443@sh.itjust.works · 63 pts · 305d (6 replies)

All I could gather is North Korean Jesus loves transgender people

midribbon_action@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 38 pts · 305d (4 replies)

Unless they're also gay

Klear@quokk.au · 20 pts · 305d (3 replies)

Or wrong British.

Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 305d (2 replies)

Ugh. The wrong British are the worst

KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol · 19 pts · 305d (1 reply)

Jesus and Satan are natural enemies, like trangender and British people, or Californians and British people, or British people and other British people. Damn Brits! They ruined Britain!

Catpurple@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 305d

lmao

voodooattack@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 305d

Hey! Hey! Stop fuckin around with Korean Jesus. He busy. With Korean shit.

JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org · 47 pts · 305d (4 replies)

Israel and Palestine on the same side

DivineDev@piefed.social · 26 pts · 305d (2 replies)

LGBT and trans flags on opposing sides, this must be deliberate trolling

Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 304d (1 reply)

This overall picture is def deliberate trolling, but there's a concerning amount of LGBTQ+ who would be willing to throw their trans siblings under the bus, and have even proposed removing T from LGBT. So like very much possible.

tomiant@piefed.social · 7 pts · 304d

This is what happens when you abandon humanism and instead focus only on the rights of whatever clique you happen to belong to in particular.

joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 305d

On the side of Jesus.

ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 305d (2 replies)

Is that the Marlboro logo?

The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world · 12 pts · 305d

It's a proud nation.

victorz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 304d

And the Olympic games lol

_AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 304d (5 replies)

reminds me of this

XiELEd@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 304d (2 replies)

What war was that?

porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 304d

I guess the Nigerian civil war, but Wikipedia doesn't have that 'supported by' table

b000rg@midwest.social · 2 pts · 304d

Right? I have to know what it means by "Vatican Ciry (Alleged)"

Objection@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 304d

Usually the play on these is to pick the opposite side to Israel but this one's tough bc Israel's on both sides.

I'm picking the left side bc China had brain-meltingly bad foreign policy during this era and there's also Rhodesia and apartheid South Africa on the right.

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 304d

BilboBargains@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 304d (2 replies)

Son of a bitch, the Brits are spread betting

bampop@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d (1 reply)

It's the only way we can be sure of losing

BilboBargains@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 303d

It's the British way

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 29 pts · 304d (1 reply)

UK plays both sides.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d

Nah. England vs.

(Shirts n skins)

kazerniel@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 305d (6 replies)

UK is both? Alright...

gmtom@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 304d

The UK:

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 305d (1 reply)

I like how they worked in a Biden/Harris flag opposite the American flag

Ajen@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 304d

But the same side as the gadsden flag... Maybe someone's ideas of the horseshoe theory?

Whelks_chance@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d

Across history, it's probably had enough time to be on both sides of most conflicts at one time or another. As well as arming both sides, and drawing the lines on the maps that created a few of the problems.

titanicx@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 305d

So is the us

kurwa@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 305d

The sun never sets on the empire...

ViatorOmnium@piefed.social · 16 pts · 305d (2 replies)

This could easily be the allies of two of the 20 sides in the Libyan or Syrian civil wars.

BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 305d (1 reply)

I was going to point out that several flags are on both sides but then like yeah... fair point.

tourist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 305d

My rebel faction in the conflict was armed by both the Olympics committee and the Biden Harris campaign

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 305d (1 reply)

Israel and palestine on the same side.
And north/south korea.

Verdorrterpunkt@feddit.org · 11 pts · 304d (1 reply)

I appreciate correct flag ratios :)

multifariace@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 304d

What is the correct flag ratio of the top center of a marlboro label?

foggianism@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 304d (3 replies)

Iran and Israel on the same side

87Six@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 304d

2 eras of israel on opposing sides lol

thewitchslayer@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 304d

North and South Korea as well

OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 304d

And Palestine

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 304d

There is some secret organization power-struggle going on and this person knows much

CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 304d

Love the Easter egg of the Event Horizon version of the Australian flag.

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 305d (5 replies)

Big fan of how the U.S is bad, but canada California specifically is fine.

Ajen@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 304d

US bad, California good. UK bad, UK also good. Biden good, also thin blue line and gadsden flag good. Isreal good, also Palestine good.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 305d (1 reply)

Also Mississippi. Honestly I expected to see both Mississippi flags on there when I noticed the one (they recently changed from having the confederate flag on theirs to one with a flower they're particularly fond of)

omega_x3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d

A flower from a tree that just cums on everything and leaves stupid large leaves all over the place.

svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 304d (1 reply)

That's the New California Republic from Fallout. There are not enough pixels to prove me definitely wrong, therefore I believe this is true.

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 304d

I wouldn't really say so.

rustyfish@piefed.world · 8 pts · 305d

The devil has the EU and Germany. According to my calculations, that makes two Germanys.

Jesus is fucked.

Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 305d

Fuckin gym class dodgeball lineup...

biotin7@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 304d

Apolitical ?? Try chaotic

devolution@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 304d (6 replies)

I'm sorry but stating China and Russia as freedom bastions is some tankie apologist bullshit.

Droggelbecher@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 304d (1 reply)

Usually id agree but this is clearly chaotic for the sake of being chaotic. Even if nothing else gave it away, Israel and Palestine are on the same side.

Edit: also, a tankie would've never put south Korea on the 'good' side.

EddoWagt@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 304d

Somehow the UK is on both sides

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 304d (2 replies)

Sure but I feel that is offset by the NATO/Ukraine flag, also the fuck is Mississippi doing there.

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d (1 reply)

And Biden, which was definitely opposed by China and Russia if only because they explicitly endorsed Trump over the Ukraine and TikTok policies.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 304d

Also going to point out that the flag of the Vatican or Papal States is on its just that it blends in with the white of Jesus's clothes. Also I just noticed what I think is the aboriginal Australian flag. Pretty sure this is just a shit post meme meant to confuse folks who are into vexillology.

reptar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d

Dude you have up to soon. The fun is continuing down each side because the "team ups" are confusing

plyth@feddit.org · 5 pts · 304d

I cannot fucking decipher what the stance behind it could be

Maybe that's the message. It's impossible to tell which is the good side. What has precedence, the flags or the image?

Overall, the left side could be the countries that are controlled by the US, which includes Cuba because of the embargo. LGBTQ is on that side because the logo was abused by the corporations whereas trans is alien to the US establishment.

Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 304d

Damn. Shitposting has reached a new epoch.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 304d (5 replies)

So basically, everyone allied with China/Russia (the usual dictators, and shitty ideologies, along with a few unfortunate victims such as palestine), vs all th- nwm, it puts trans vs gay. This makes no fucking sense.

EDIT: The only pattern I notice is that the left side is all "vanilla" and "boring", while the right is cray cray.

tyler@programming.dev · 11 pts · 304d (1 reply)

this just in: lgbtq, japan, the united states, and olympics are vanilla and boring while palestine, switzerland, france, and biden are cray cray.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 304d

Lgbtq is boring. It's been around forever.

We need lgbtq 2.0

spittingimage@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d (1 reply)

New Zealand's on the right. What did we do?

Manticore@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 304d

China's our biggest trade partner iirc. Maybe it's about that

tyler@programming.dev · 1 pts · 304d
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iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 303d

the more you look at it the weirder it gets

pyre@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 304d

pretty sure this is a parody

humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 304d (2 replies)

This is easy. US and EU and Ukraine and Taiwan on Satan's side. UK playing both sides. France, DPRK, ROK, Palestine, Israel all on Jesus side.

Answer is choose China. From Brother where are't thou... They are the only ones remaining unaffiliated.

omega_x3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d (1 reply)

Ugh why is the state of Mississippi on the Jesus side?

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 304d

And also the blue lives matter crew.

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 305d (1 reply)

The fact that it’s Jesus ensures it’s not neutral.

Also, given how white Jesus is, it hints at a certain direction.

shawn1122@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 304d

Is there an upper limit to how white they can male Jesus?

altphoto@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 305d (1 reply)

Wow, Mexico is on the evil side? I thought they were neutral always.

shawn1122@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 304d

Except on slavery. Outlawed that shit early, much to the US' bemusement.

CovfefeKills@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 304d

This reflects many lemmy users yes it is quite accurate in that sense... It has to be made by a lemmy-typical type intelligence It's kinda shocking as a kinda new lemmy user you aren't just drawing your own version. I think you aren't implying shit is more complex then black and white, I think you are implying the binary map was drawn wrong.