I think you might have discovered the next sequel to Jurassic Park:
Giant food conglomerate realizes it can sell dinosaur meat on the cheap, and attempts to breed dinosaurs as a bulk chicken substitute! Horror ensues when they realize it’s not as simple as it sounds.
Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come to Fishy Joe's. What they're made of is a mystery. Where they come from no one knows. You can pick 'em, you can lick em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em; if you promise not to sue us, you can shove one up your nose.
Yes, this is spot on. There are definitely ways to cook it that can help ease home of that gamer-ness. I had alligator nuggets in Florida and really enjoyed them.
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reddig33@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 295d
I think you might have discovered the next sequel to Jurassic Park:
Giant food conglomerate realizes it can sell dinosaur meat on the cheap, and attempts to breed dinosaurs as a bulk chicken substitute! Horror ensues when they realize it’s not as simple as it sounds.
bryndos@fedia.io · 10 pts · 295d
joelfromaus@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 295d
A better story than Dominion, to be sure.
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 295d
No wonder they went extinct. They all got eaten.
not_that_guy05@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 295d
Dino Nuggies
DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 295d
Dino Nuggets
Goun@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 295d
KFD
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 295d
Technically most of them got roasted.
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 295d
The global firestorm gave them a nice natural smoky flavor that's unmatched to this day.
wabafee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 295d
The great barbecue
WagnasT@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 295d
Dino shaped nuggies...taste like real dinos?
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 295d
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 295d
Dilophosaurus was delicious!
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 295d
KPgFC
muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com · 7 pts · 295d
No. Chicken tastes like dinosaur
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 295d
Chicken tastes generic, because the Chicken of tomorrow competition made them ballooney but tasteless.
https://nypost.com/2015/04/26/why-nothing-especially-chicken-tastes-like-it-used-to/
So, no: they would likely taste better.
Btw, seems like US food generally has less flavor.
medem@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 295d
Anyone here in the mood for a tasty, crispy, roasted Compsognathus?
Steve@startrek.website · 4 pts · 295d
Alligator has to be really close
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 295d
I heard so often that it does, but I have had alligator gumbo and it did NOT taste like chicken at all. Much closer to fish. And dirt.
CXORA@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 295d
Crocodile does taste somewhere between chicken and fish IMO, so alligator is likely similar.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 295d
Just commented about the exact description of gator. Where are you that crocodile is served?!
CXORA@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 294d
You find it (rarely) on menus in Australia, and i swear i saw it frozen at the supermarket once.
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 295d
Not really. Kind of but more... gamey I guess?
Edit: source: i live in Louisiana
WindyRebel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 295d
Yes, this is spot on. There are definitely ways to cook it that can help ease home of that gamer-ness. I had alligator nuggets in Florida and really enjoyed them.
thevoidzero@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 295d
Stop eating gamers
WindyRebel@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 295d
Ah shit. Gamers are delicious. They’re so salty from all their crying that they make for a nice savory snack!
On a serious note—I thought I changed it, but autocorrect wins. I’m leaving it.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 295d
I think of gator tasting like chicken, but with a hint of fish. Put that way it sounds revolting, but I do love it.