If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not? NSFW

If you answer with anything other than some variation of “why don’t you find out for yourself?” You’re going to blow your chances.

'you'll get used it it'

Works either way lol

Penis size is 99% male insecurity and 1% female preference.

I would say I’ve never had any complaints. Then, depending on context I might add — but let’s be honest, probably not — “only one way to find out.”

On a more serious note, would it be okay to ask her if she’s tight? It’s basically the same question and deserves an equally serious response.

You tell them "it's not 12" but it smells like a foot" and then get ready to fight them off with a stick.

Tell her she's gonna have to find that out for herself

In the context of someone really asking, and not just joking around, yes you should be honest. Sounds like you'll be on the path to showing them so don't lie.

There's no right answer.

So many dudes lie about having a big dick that no woman will ever believe any man that tells them they do.

If you tell them no they'll probably believe you.

The correct answer is some kind of coy flirty response like "play your cards right and you'll find out".

"Kolanaki, are you big?"

"I'm 6'6''."

"Haha no, I mean are you big?"

"I weigh 260lbs...?"

Don't lie. Here are some things you can say:

"Never thought about it. But I have a messuring tape here somewhere"

"It's average"

"My last partner enjoyed it"

"When aroused; It's exactly x cm girth and y cm from root to tip"

gesticulate, indicating size

"everything is relative"

"People stare in the shower room"

"it's vanishingly small"

"I always had an advantage in that area"

"It's satisfactory"

"It's .00000000000107 or about 10⁻¹² astronomical units"

"It can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs"

I would answer the true size in the unit of football fields.

Or light years, depending in what mood I am.

"You be the judge"

Let down the pants

Slap her in the face with it.

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No but jokes aside, it's either an inappropriate question that you don't have to answer, or she's about to find out and decide herself.

Just imagine a guy asking the same about a woman's labia... wtf

Generally, if a woman asks you this, it is supposed to trigger male penis insecurities to see how you handle it.

So, even if you are not insecure about your penis size, you're quite obviously insecure in how to answer the question. For a woman that cares about this, you failed already, no matter what you answer.

Of course, if you manage to obscure your insecurity, your failure might be hidden. Such is the way of dating, in general.

You are not supposed to lie, which would be pretty stupid if they are interested and going to find out anyway.

If it is someone interested in you, it is flirting and could vary widely from wanting to know an accurate description to being similar to something else as a humorous comparison. One joke I've heard is built like a tuna can because it is girth but not long. Not a literal comparison of course, but it gets the idea across.

Flirty answer followed by real answer if actually pressed. It's not like it's something you reasonably have control over anyway (I don't consider lengthening surgery reasonable, though more power to anyone that does, it ain't my body), outside of maybe some small gains if losing weight in your pelvis area or improving your general cardiovascular health.

Not gonna come out here and say size is totally irrelevant, but there's lots of ways to have great sex without going around bruising women's cervixes.

Saw this happen at a party once, dude said its the best clit rubber you'll ever experience with confidence of a God. Everyone laughed.

It depends on the context. Does she expect a serious answer? Do you feel comfortable telling her? If so you may want to use quantitative measurements (ie., an accurate length in cm/in) rather than vague adjectives like "big". One person's "big" is another person's "average."

"Big enough to fill most" then after say "we're talking about shoes right?"

Who are these people asking these questions? Im so out of touch

Lmao username checks out. Ask her how long her throat is and carry on

I'd say lying is not a great idea if its someone you'd like a sexual relationship with as they're going to find out anyway. That said the right answer is all about context. You could spin it playfully and use the find out type of lines or stay mysterious with something like "a man can't share all their secrets". If you've got the confidence you can give them an accurate number or idea of size visually. I'd bet the confidence/delivery of the response matters more than the actual number for most people.

I cannot imagine asking a guy his size. That is rude as heck.

If you have to answer "big enough" or "haven't had any complaints" seems reasonable though honestly I'm having trouble putting myself into the mindset of someone who would inquire.

I'd be honest all the way. If my member is small, I'd tell her that. If it's big... I'd tell her that. It doesn't matter to me, as lying just gets anyone nowhere.

"Big enough."

"haven't had any complaints" (They've all been too polite)

never ask a woman her age or weight.

never ask a man his penis size.

if someone asks you how big you are tell them, "big enough to ruin your night". could be both ways and still enticing enough to continue flirting.

if she continues to ask, tell her "you could find out yourself if you're inclined." then offer to go somewhere.

I think a lot depends on context. I've only been asked this in public razzing environments where joking back is appropriate "why? are you really loose?" Or "your dad didn't complain" If flirty, "play your cards right and maybe you'll find out" works. Like others've said. If joking and flirty, "what I lack in length, I make up for in quickness" To your question, I wouldn't give a number. Treat it as a vibe check and be confident. your dick is fine, bro.

I usually just sorta hold my hands out in front of me and gesture like I'm describing a fish I caught.

I don't really give a fuck. If that's how you determine a partners suitability, cya.

You're not supposed to be insecure about it.

You can be honest , you can joke about it. I'd probably just tell them it's so boringly average, I measure every day and compare to the wikipedia article on penis size.

You tell her you hope that she's not scared too easily and do it with a straight face. Then, say no more on the subject. She'll be too intrigued at the meaning of it to hold back the curiosity. Then it's too late. It's just a penis.

/Insert Nelson from Simpsons 'haha' here

If asked, likely it's that they want access?

I'd just be truthful

I don't know, you tell me

Not every lady wants big. An insecure guy would hear this question one way, like “do you have a small dick or what?” But it could also mean “are you going to hurt me because you’re too big?”

All of that assumes she has some interest in you. If it’s just a random person asking another random person then “that’s none of your damn business” would apply.

Everyone here’s saying “one way to find out WINK WINK” but that assumes she’s someone you want to have sex with. In my life the only women I’ve met who were this crass and forward were also beasts I wanted nothing to do with.

"why don't you cum and find out? 🍆"

"You won't care after I've first finished you off with my tongue talents"