Distraction Cabbage

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/37634227

Manic Stew

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124 Comments

n3cr0@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 312d (3 replies)

I fogot what I ate last.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 312d (2 replies)

We're just gonna call yours Forgetfulness Fries, then ๐Ÿคท

jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Sounds like a useful meal.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 312d

A bit carb-heavy but yeah, I'd love a serving of those once in a while ๐Ÿ˜„

janus2@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 312d

Executive Dysfunction Homemade Breakfast Bar is quite a name

SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org · 16 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Distracted Banana

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 312d

As it happens, that was Tiger Woods' secondary excuse ๐Ÿ˜‰

JustJack23@slrpnk.net · 16 pts · 312d

Anxious Pringles

jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 312d

Low energy bread

HorreC@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 312d

Fixated Muffin

jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 312d (1 reply)

IBS Strattera

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 312d

Not the MOST requested variant of Strattera ever..

jessica@beehaw.org · 11 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Easily-Startled Lettuce

(this tells you far too much about me)

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 312d

It tells me that you're a rabbit or some small rodent

flughoernchen@feddit.org · 11 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Procrastination Biscuit

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 312d

I need to cut down on those ๐Ÿ˜

ZamBan@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 312d (2 replies)

Anxious Parfait

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 312d

I'd be anxious trying to pronounce it ๐Ÿ˜

Pencilnoob@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 312d

We have the same horse!

infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 312d

Demand Avoidance Peanut

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Rage ribs.

I actually kinda like it

GerardsGuitar@retrolemmy.com · 7 pts · 312d

That goes way harder than it should lmao

burble@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 312d

Yogurt Dysfunction

hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 312d

Depression Mozzarella.

He's a good boy.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 312d

Depression pretzel

dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Suicidal Ideation Coffee

b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 312d

๐Ÿซ‚

m4xie@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 312d

Negative self talk chicken sandwich

KrenkoMobBoss@piefed.social · 8 pts · 312d

Anxiety Pavlova

BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network · 8 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Executive Dysfunction chowder

Duranie@leminal.space · 6 pts · 312d

And for dessert, Executive Dysfunction Glazed Croissant.

infinitevalence@discuss.online · 8 pts · 312d

Anxiety kielbasa

Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 312d

Nightmare Granola. Not bad.

Deestan@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 312d

Emotional Toothpaste

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 7 pts · 312d

ADD peanutbutter/choc sandwiches.

I started out PB but got distractedโ€ฆ

RedSnt@feddit.dk · 7 pts · 312d

Autistic Anxious Flatbread

I forgot that autism isn't classified as a mental disorder.

yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Inattentive Corn Chip

sploosh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 312d

Lol I put Inattentive Cand Corn.

d00ery@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 312d

Paranoid Pizza

princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Mania Kimchi

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 312d

I think I've had that. It's great at first but it wears out its welcome around the seventh bowl..

RaoulDuke@fedia.io · 7 pts · 312d (2 replies)
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fish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 312d (1 reply)
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affenlehrer@feddit.org · 3 pts · 312d

Anxious Quark

bugwhisperer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 312d

Hyperfocus Hopia

tio_bira@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 312d

Lazy Brownie

Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 312d

Excessive pussy

ICastFist@programming.dev · 6 pts · 312d

Procrastinating Egg Sandwich

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 312d
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cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 312d

disordered eating rice cake

he does his best

slackassassin@piefed.social · 6 pts · 312d

Insomnia hot dog sandwich.

YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth · 6 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Fatigued Cheese

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 312d

I like your derby horse on pizza ๐Ÿ˜

biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 312d

Highly spatially aware garlic bread

Boppel@feddit.org · 5 pts · 311d

executive dysfunction sandwich

T156@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 312d (2 replies)

Distracted barramundi.

That sounds more like a comment about fish than a name for a horse.

KittenBiscuits@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Don't they have gnarly teeth? That's a poor fish to get distracted around.

T156@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 312d

Better than a parrotfish, at least.

eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Pathologically Lying Pussy

XiELEd@piefed.social · 5 pts · 312d

Real??

SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 312d

I was a little skeptical at first, but "Anxious Fry" does kinda sound like a horse ๐Ÿค”

warbond@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 312d

Hyperaware Tater Tot

Areldyb@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 312d

And it's a photo finish between Depression Pop-Tart and Too-Quiet Tea!

etherphon@piefed.world · 5 pts · 312d
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Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 312d

Paralysis Bolgnese

Welp I've been to much internet today.

moondoggie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 312d

Forgetful Nuggets

sploosh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 312d

Inattentive Candy Corn

SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 311d (1 reply)

Distracted meatball

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 309d

Unfocused sushi

lunar17@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 312d

Apathetic soup

irotsoma@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 312d (3 replies)

Too hard to choose the first one. These memes need to have a single option for an individual not hundreds. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 312d

Executive dysfunction granola bar it is!

KittenBiscuits@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Just list multiple top tier options, not too many though, we can't read that much.

irotsoma@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 312d

Yeah that's the issue...too many for anyone to ever want to read and my inability to pick just one as they're all "top-tier" thanks to the AuDHD combo. ๐Ÿคฃ

It's just ironic that the meme is using a question that someone like me can't answer in meme form in a forum for someone like me, so great job to the OP there. Reminds me of the horrible looking socks that the horrible Autism Speaks org sells with thick seams not only in the toes, but down the side (which I've never seen before), despite one of the stereotypical major things that Autistic people can't stand is bad socks. Just so ironic as hell that I dont know if they are making a point with them or more likely just dont understand Autism at all since they're just around for the money and making parents feel better about being bad parents rather than helping Autistic people. <\rant>

ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 312d

Suicide scramble actually sounds fucking badass, so Iโ€™ll take it.

AstralPath@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 312d

Hyperfixation Bagel ๐Ÿฅฏ

cactusfangs@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 312d

Panic Pie

glitchdx@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 312d

sad burrito

XiELEd@piefed.social · 5 pts · 312d (2 replies)

Impulsive Stir-fried bananas, pineapple, potatoes, string beans and beef in tomato sauce with kimchi and rice

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Let me guess: you only intended to eat a banana, but then you got ideas? ๐Ÿ˜‰

XiELEd@piefed.social · 3 pts · 312d

Well, in that instance my mom cooked that early in the morning for breakfast, but just like her, I also have the tendency to experiment with food depending on what's available. If you have tomato sauce, soy sauce, some lemons and some protein you can add vegetables to your heart's content. Also I forgot to mention that a carrot was also a part of the recipe

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 312d

Impulsive toast

DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 311d

Suicidal Sun Chip

UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 312d (4 replies)

Lethargic hamburger helper

isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 312d (3 replies)

What even is hamburger helper? I've heard of it but it's not sold in my market.

KittenBiscuits@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 312d (2 replies)

It's a random pasta shape & a powdered sauce (usually containing former cheese) in a box so it's shelf stable. You brown and crumble minced beef that you buy separately, then add water, milk, and Hambuger Helper box contents to make a one-skillet easy meal.

I wasn't allowed this stuff at home as a kid (but Kraft mac&cheese/ Kraft dinner was ok, go figure). So naturally I lived on this stuff in college. Many years later, I got nostalgic and made a box. Yeah, my palate has moved on thankfully.

isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 312d

Ohhhh it's beefaroni but Kraft Dinner style (Mac & Cheese for the 'muricans)

UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 312d

It's trash food for when I want to eat out but shouldn't.

tomcatt360@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 311d

Depression Nachos

Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 312d

Inattentive Ramyun

Diurnambule@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 311d

Hyper focused brioche

veganpizza69@lemmy.vg · 4 pts · 312d

vegan pizza

lobo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 311d

sleepless bread

Siethron@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 311d

Memory loss ass

DancingBear@midwest.social · 4 pts · 312d
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alltheweird@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 312d

Controlling Caprese

KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 312d

Shame Porridge

M137@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 312d

Agoraphobia Jalapeรฑo

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 312d

Suicidal waffle.

Steve@startrek.website · 4 pts · 311d

Drinking tomatoes

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 312d

Sad Bacon

Jhex@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 312d

peeved apple

belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org · 4 pts · 312d

Insomnia Chicken

masukomi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 312d

Distracted fish

Clear_Skies@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 311d

Dysphoria Spring Roll

GerardsGuitar@retrolemmy.com · 4 pts · 312d

I don't remember I don't remember

Catchy name ikr

anthropomorphized@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 312d (2 replies)

Reject Pesto (for RSD)

anthropomorphized@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Manic Wings

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 312d

Is the band name, Reject Pesto is the album and/or single ๐Ÿ˜

affenlehrer@feddit.org · 4 pts · 312d

Anxiety Quark

DeceasedPassenger@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 312d
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brewery@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 312d

Anxious Turkey Wrap

KittenBiscuits@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Short attention tea biscuit

KittenBiscuits@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 312d

Followed closely by

Careless Caffinated Cola

Echolynx@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 310d

Dysregulated Cashew

BranBucket@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 310d

Poor working memory nerds gummy cluster

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 310d

Disassociative Tempura

verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 312d

Anger Pizza

zwiebeltee@feddit.org · 3 pts · 311d

"Impulsive Pizza"

Hey, thats a nice one. I like it

commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 311d

unfocused nicotine pouch?

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 310d

PTSD Booger?

JackBones@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 310d

obessesive cheese

Amuletta@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 310d

Obsessive marshmallow

Wojwo@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 312d

Depressed drunken noodles... Sigh.

Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 301d (1 reply)

Chaos Thriving Churros

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 301d

I'd put a tenner on it placing ๐Ÿ˜

Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 137d

Sad hummus

Aunt_Iffa@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 311d

Anxiety blowpop

Ilixtze@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 312d

Obsessive mole

functional-tim@fedia.io · 2 pts · 308d

Procastination Waffle

getoffthedrugsdude@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 312d
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