My guess: they bought/implemented an ChatGPT subscription or AI agentic system for the party members, and they have a super weird way of announcing it... maybe to make it understandable to very non-technical people?
One minute ago I was mourning and feeling lost about the world. I open Lemmy and: 83 AI kids. This has been the entire last year: bouncing between feeling lost in life and feeling baffled by the stupidity of life. Our government AI minister is pregnant with 83 kids.
i think octoginta sounds more like a desease, like "oh no i forgot my octogintis meds" while milluplets sound like a fancy kind of pastry that used to be hyped on tik-tok or something.This is fun! The devil would probably father sescentisexagintasextuplets (leChat guesses) which sounds like a sexy spell to assemble a book shelf.
It's not that much effort to be a little politically informed. It's pretty stupid to not put in that effort - whatever shit you have to do, if you vote far right parties into the government, chances are good that you'll have even more shit to do.
Can we talk about the second half where the guy's proclaiming the benefit that when legislators miss sessions, the AI can tell them what they missed, and how they should respond??? Sounds wonderful. Let's have our legislators getting orders from miss Edi Rama's 83 slop-goblins.
My Interpretation is that they made ai assistants for each government official and then somehow got the weird idea to announce it like the woman who is the ai minister is giving birth to her ai children.
Does a minister have executive powers? Thought thats the chancellor / president / whoever has the final say if anything is actually to be actually done.
Executive branch is usually shared by ministers. President in many countries is only a representative and at most has legislative veto rights or something.
It's a reference to Trump confusing Armenia with Albania while visiting bragging to the British PM.
Edi Rama(Albanian PM) joked with Emmanuel Macron(French President) and Ilham Aliyev(Azerbaijani President) later about the Trump's "peace deal" and Aliyev busted out laughing.
83 Comments
sundray@lemmus.org · 188 pts · 299d
Giving your 83 AI babies government jobs = blatant nepotism
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 76 pts · 299d
Child labor laws in Albania do not apply to AI I guess.
LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 298d
Child labour laws are bourgeois decadence
rbesfe@lemmy.ca · 136 pts · 299d
Albanian sperm so strong it can get computer pregnant 💪 💪 💪 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 298d
Unironically, Albania's flag goes way harder than it has any right to.
Honytawk@feddit.nl · 11 pts · 298d
Now the question is, who fucked the computer?
adminofoz@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 298d
Who let JD Vance out again?
MBech@feddit.dk · 117 pts · 299d
Holy shit I would have a hard time announcing that with a straight face.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 26 pts · 299d
Especially because you know someone’s gonna ask who impregnated her…
Tja@programming.dev · 7 pts · 298d
The Holy Spirit â„¢
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 298d
Sam Altman and Peter Thiel probably paid good money for that...
Or just some politician is suffering from heavy AI psychosis...
papalonian@lemmy.world · 80 pts · 299d
Yeah, this one appears to be legit. Wonderful.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 42 pts · 299d
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 299d
https://indianexpress.com/article/world/albanias-ai-minister-pregnant-with-83-children-says-pm-edi-rama-10328543/
I…don’t know what to say
qarbone@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 299d
What in the fuck does this even mean?
Tja@programming.dev · 28 pts · 298d
My guess: they bought/implemented an ChatGPT subscription or AI agentic system for the party members, and they have a super weird way of announcing it... maybe to make it understandable to very non-technical people?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 7 pts · 298d
Dumb people believe everything they read on the internet.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 298d
It means it’s a corrupt dictatorship.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 57 pts · 299d
It was me. I fucked Diella. The children are mine.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 30 pts · 299d
Ai ai ai
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 299d
Ia! Fhtagn! Ia! Cthulhu! Ia! Nyalarthotep!
toynbee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 298d
Burninator05@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 299d
AI
themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 298d
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_stranger_@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 299d
you absolute sentient loom.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 56 pts · 299d
Stupidest dystopian timeline ever
KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 298d
One minute ago I was mourning and feeling lost about the world. I open Lemmy and: 83 AI kids. This has been the entire last year: bouncing between feeling lost in life and feeling baffled by the stupidity of life. Our government AI minister is pregnant with 83 kids.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 7 pts · 298d
Also, our minister is a LLM!
slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de · 41 pts · 299d
So she is having octogintatriplets, says le chat
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 19 pts · 299d
That is a magnificent term. ChatGPT tells me bee queens lay 2000 eggs a day, or duomilluplets.
slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 299d
i think octoginta sounds more like a desease, like "oh no i forgot my octogintis meds" while milluplets sound like a fancy kind of pastry that used to be hyped on tik-tok or something.This is fun! The devil would probably father sescentisexagintasextuplets (leChat guesses) which sounds like a sexy spell to assemble a book shelf.
...i should sleep
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 299d
Le chat is French for "the cat"!
The more you knowwwwwww
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 299d
It's also what the chat in my name is from (my real name is a verb chatoyancy is related to).
Sirius006@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 298d
Mr brightside is that you ?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 34 pts · 299d
Damn, Albania is really on the forefront of AI research nowadays, aren’t they?
Apparently they figured out how to have sex with an AI girlfriend.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 299d
So, is the leadership fucking stupid, or do they expect their voters to be fucking stupid?
reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 299d
Yes.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 13 pts · 299d
Albania was basically like North Korea until 91. The current leadership were born into an isolationist state.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 2 pts · 298d
Could be a government having a little fun. It does distract from the dystopian nature of using LLMs like they apparently do ...
Either way, voters are that stupid. See all the elections that the far right is winning.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 1 pts · 297d
More likely is that they're not stupid. They're just not informed because they have other shit to do.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 297d
It's not that much effort to be a little politically informed. It's pretty stupid to not put in that effort - whatever shit you have to do, if you vote far right parties into the government, chances are good that you'll have even more shit to do.
Bosht@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 298d
The world is so fucked I can't even tell if this is satire at this point, regardless of itlf it's posted here.
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 298d
Luky_Se7en@feddit.it · 21 pts · 298d
First 5th world country 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
Valmond@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 299d
AI-Bania
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 19 pts · 299d
It was already weird, stop making it weirder
vane@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 298d
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/73Ii25cUyJc - he literally said that, I need to lay down
KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 298d
Can we talk about the second half where the guy's proclaiming the benefit that when legislators miss sessions, the AI can tell them what they missed, and how they should respond??? Sounds wonderful. Let's have our legislators getting orders from miss Edi Rama's 83 slop-goblins.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 299d
someone translate it. i read it three times and I'm not sure I can understand it
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip · 37 pts · 299d
My Interpretation is that they made ai assistants for each government official and then somehow got the weird idea to announce it like the woman who is the ai minister is giving birth to her ai children.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 24 pts · 299d
And the funny thing about the AI minister is that she is an AI.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 299d
Oh... I somehow assumed the ai minister of a country would be a minister for ai instead of a llm with legislative powers 🫠fuck this reality
At least it makes the ai children comment less weird i guess
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 299d
Executive, not legislative powers.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 299d
Does a minister have executive powers? Thought thats the chancellor / president / whoever has the final say if anything is actually to be actually done.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 298d
Executive branch is usually shared by ministers. President in many countries is only a representative and at most has legislative veto rights or something.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 298d
To be fair, I trust AI more than humans. It will at worst, make random decisions, and not ones motivated by lobby money.
Albania is making an improvement...
Tja@programming.dev · 3 pts · 298d
That makes the comment slightly less weird, to be honest. Still weird, don't get me wrong, but less so.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 298d
My guesses:
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 21 pts · 298d
A LLM is "working" as a minister. The government prenteds this pretend person to be the lifegiver of 83 others.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 298d
Bruh. No words. I was sarcastic.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 10 pts · 298d
ColdWater@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 298d
Onion?
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 11 pts · 298d
Reality
Tryenjer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 298d
A shitty reality, indeed.
titanicx@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 298d
I mean, it's a funny way to say that they are expanding use of this llm.
Natanael@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 298d
Not the onion
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 5 pts · 298d
The Garlic
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 298d
Jesus christ Albania
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 2 pts · 298d
Allah, actually. They're muslim!
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 298d
I mean Jesus is a Prophet in Islam, a very major one actually.
JustJack23@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 299d
I can't believe I am saying this, but I would have preferred it presented as corporate "increasing productivity" speech
LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 298d
I don't know how to insert gifs on Lemmy, but I feel this ones appropriate for the What the fuck gif.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 7 pts · 298d
1984@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 298d
Nice to know the world has such amazing leaders. We will be alright! /s
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 298d
i have no idea how i comprehend this. cannot compute.
Gladaed@feddit.org · -2 pts · 298d
Wrong sub, irrelevant country and a terrible thing to read.
syreus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 298d
It's a reference to Trump confusing Armenia with Albania while visiting bragging to the British PM.
Edi Rama(Albanian PM) joked with Emmanuel Macron(French President) and Ilham Aliyev(Azerbaijani President) later about the Trump's "peace deal" and Aliyev busted out laughing.
He seems like a jokester.
https://youtu.be/Aw62tK90EvM
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 2 pts · 298d
Right community, relevant country and an incredibly newsworthy shitpost.