Iām 37 and found out the guy who works at the gas station is 26 and I was shook. Iām bald and gray and this kid looks like he has five years on me.
You've just doxxed yourself -- the light switch design suggests that you live in the western hemisphere somewhere. And only the Dutch have wooden belt buckles.
Plus I've seen that exact door and towel rack combo: your coordinates are Latitude 500, Longitude 36.
I've been DMd 17 times since posting this and they're all like "hey boy, what that peepee do?" and I'm just like "I dunno. It pees? It's small. Leave me alone."
lol. id say my most detrimental features is my strabismus (mistakenly called lazy eye) and my weight i guess. but the weight is my own fault from stress eating a few years ago and having trouble loosing it (360lbs)
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Broadfern@lemmy.world · 111 pts · 309d
Not smoking cigarettes from the age of 7 will have that effect
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 309d
Using sunscreen at all.
Not pouring gravy and butter on everything you eat.
Not working 90 hours a week in a mine.
Not being responsible for an entire family from the age of 18.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 309d
I have seen a lot of claims that GenZ look older than Millennials. (At ages, like if you look at 20 year old millennial photos vs 20 year old genz)
gingersaffronapricat@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 309d
The toxic results of 35 step skincare routines
Chronographs@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 309d
My money would be on the vaping
altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 308d
Inhaling all those toxic metals
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
Sirence@feddit.org · 10 pts · 309d
Not even if you look at millennials photos, most 20 year olds right now look older than the average 35 year old, it's crazy.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 308d
Iām 37 and found out the guy who works at the gas station is 26 and I was shook. Iām bald and gray and this kid looks like he has five years on me.
Laser@feddit.org · 10 pts · 308d
It's us millennials coping haha
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 308d
There is nothing wrong with butter.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 308d
Or gravy!
nocklobster@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 308d
Probably all the microplastics too.
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 308d
That's my joke with people all the time: 'Microplastics are better than plastic surgery!'
... which then cues the question of wtf microplastics are and I look at them like they've been living under a rock.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 34 pts · 308d
I'm 40 and look like this:
tetris11@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 308d
You've just doxxed yourself -- the light switch design suggests that you live in the western hemisphere somewhere. And only the Dutch have wooden belt buckles.
Plus I've seen that exact door and towel rack combo: your coordinates are Latitude 500, Longitude 36.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 308d
Ha! That isn't actually wood! It's a decal and the buckle is magnetic!
tetris11@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 308d
classic Dutch denial strategy
ICastFist@programming.dev · 4 pts · 308d
You can hear his klompen all the way from here
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 8 pts · 308d
I was expecting more fur given your profile banner but OK
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 308d
This was taken in the summer when I shave to stay cool and also doesn't show my ass.
pregnantwithrage@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
https://youtube.com/shorts/2vdF-EXWNoQ
Epsilion@pawb.social · 7 pts · 308d
would
FishFace@piefed.social · 2 pts · 308d
All the time? Or only some of the time?
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 308d
you brave soul. If i posted myself (im 35) id get downvoted to oblivion.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 9 pts · 308d
Well apparently, I'm hot. š¤·āāļø
I've been DMd 17 times since posting this and they're all like "hey boy, what that peepee do?" and I'm just like "I dunno. It pees? It's small. Leave me alone."
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 308d
yassss! me on the other hand look like shrek and quasimodo combied together.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 308d
So only half-hot. (Shrek is mad desirable rn)
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 308d
lol. id say my most detrimental features is my strabismus (mistakenly called lazy eye) and my weight i guess. but the weight is my own fault from stress eating a few years ago and having trouble loosing it (360lbs)
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 308d
Fabulous
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 308d
Fantastic shot. You look fabulous.
No homo? I guess. I'm also in my 40s. Hello.
malware@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 308d
I'm 24 and I look like that š¬šš„
notsure@fedia.io · 25 pts · 309d
...there are 35 yo twinks on grindr...i've heard...
bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 308d
Twink death was only invented so that the young'uns could stand a chance.
Laser@feddit.org · 4 pts · 308d
It's not a phase!
notsure@fedia.io · 1 pts · 308d
....hahahahahhahahahahahahha...
queermunist@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 308d
Turns out, microplastics make you immortal.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 3 pts · 308d
I'm in my 30s and look like the above, minus the hair. I miss having more hair :(
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 1 pts · 308d
What's the point?
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 308d
indeed š¤