Partner chicken

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56 Comments

AngularViscosity@piefed.social · 83 pts · 282d (2 replies)

Boston Market said

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poweruser@lemmynsfw.com · 13 pts · 282d

What a day to have eyes

CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 282d

So glad I'm not the only one who thought that

TypFaffke@feddit.org · 41 pts · 282d (10 replies)

To your partner, ok, I won't kinkshame, but who prefers a roasted chicken without skin?

Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 282d

Right, the seasoning all roasted in there is the best part.

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 282d (6 replies)

Chicken skin is disgusting

Chicken meat good

dubyakay@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 282d

ButteryMonkey@piefed.social · 4 pts · 282d (4 replies)

I’m curious how you have it that you feel that way. Do you bake it, broil, steam? Do you cover? Uncover? How long for each? What bits do you have?

I mean breast skin is not great skin so if you like that cut I get your dislike but if you do legs and thighs, baked or fried or anything where it crisps and a lot of the fat cooks out, that’s not to your liking?

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 282d

I remove the breast skin, but I do eat the drumstick skin since it's melded right in the most of the time.

Tonava@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 282d (1 reply)
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zalgotext@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 282d

That's not true, there's definitely ways to render the skin to the point where it's all crisp, no slime, without burning it. It's hard to do when oven roasting but possible, but it's pretty easy to do when pan-searing.

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 282d

Nah I always just remove the skin always

But if I'm cooking myself, I'm just buying breast without skin

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 282d (1 reply)

Why would I eat the chicken wrapper?

TypFaffke@feddit.org · 1 pts · 282d

Less garbage

ch00f@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 283d (1 reply)

I wouldn't pay more than $9 for you.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 282d

Go get a whole roto-chicken for less at the grocery store! You can probably get a full mashed potatoes and bag of frozen peas and have 4 meals for only a few bucks more.

Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf · 24 pts · 282d (1 reply)

But the skin is the best part!

jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 282d

BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 283d

I love to debone you in the kitchen.

lividweasel@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 283d

“My, you’re very juicy today”

sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 282d (4 replies)

FREEE ADVERTISING MY FAVORITE

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 282d (2 replies)

Boston Market isn't real.

it can't hurt you.

udon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 282d (1 reply)

Chicken are real though

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 282d

Chicken are birds. And you know what they say about birds. They're not real.

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 282d

Jokes on them, the nearest Boston Market to me is in another state.

bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 283d

"Your skin is delicious fried or smoked"

hydrashok@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 283d (1 reply)

“I’m going to spatchcock you so hard.”

BCOVertigo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 282d

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 282d (1 reply)

I'm going to eat you on a bed of mashed potatoes and gravy, you succulent bird...

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 282d

eat me

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 10 pts · 282d

I love when it's spit-roasted.

Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 282d

I chuckle when I see an official account being left dumbfounded by an absurd reply.

expatriado@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 283d

why don't you talk back?

affenlehrer@feddit.org · 9 pts · 283d

Sorry you're dead but I was a little hungry and not in the mood for tofu

Vinny_93@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 283d (1 reply)

I can't wait to serve you to my family

Or the slightly more graphical: my dad said you taste great

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 6 pts · 283d

No.

thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 282d

I'll stuff you until you're full and then eat you

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 282d

I really wish that guy from Boston Market hadn't fucked you before dinner.

molten@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 282d

I know my dad has done you better but I want to try too.

capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 282d

Thanksgiving Edition: I'm gonna spread your legs and stuff you full of onion, bread, sausage, and apples.

West_of_West@piefed.social · 4 pts · 282d

You're a loss leader

Lexam@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 282d

I miss Boston Market.

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 282d

You look amazing, seeing you there it feels like I’ve been waiting all day just to see you in your naked splendour. And those gorgeous thighs, woof

nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 283d
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1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 282d

wtf mates.

FelixCress@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 282d

"My friend is coming in tonight, you will be spitroasted in no time."

over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 283d

I prefer you featherless.

You're welcome.

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 282d

Oil me up I'm going in

arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 282d

Boston Market ratioed by a cannibal smh

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 283d

Can't wait to eat you covered in mayo on white bread.

Enzyoo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 283d

With rice and curry

aesthelete@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 282d

Just realized that logo kinda looks like lips

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 282d

Ooh! Hot!

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 282d

Wtf, who talks with his food?

ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 282d (3 replies)

Yeah, a pigskin (lambskin?), aka a condom.

Right?

Cort@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 282d (2 replies)

A pigskin is a (n American) football. Maybe you're thinking lambskin?

molten@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 282d (1 reply)

Not American enough to use a football as a condom, eh?

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 282d

better than busting your balls on a hockey puck...