I literally describe breathtakingly good pizza as "cartoon pizza"

Preaching to the choir, my friend. And I don't "always eat the same thing." I'm sorry if you falsely equate Neapolitan style, Chicago style, the pizza buffet, etc... but they're totally valid back to back to back, MOM.

And very versatile

Fat, gluten and salt, the holy trio (salt can be exchanged for sugar for another holy trio)..

I had a TMNT book that had a recipe for pizza. It was basically english muffins, tomato sauce, cheese, and pepperoni. I made that all the time!

And that Scooby Doo pizza looks like a plastic prop.

I've had that pizza (I live in New York City) and I can attest it's amazing.

It's 2× extra cheese. Extra-extra cheese pizza and it absolutely does slop off like that if you hold it up, you gotta fold it to eat it.

It's also super easy to choke if you eat too fast and/or its too hot, haha

Eating frozen pizza is a common mistake of those under the influence of THC.

They probably just reused the animation of him eating a sandwich.

That does look like some frozen cardboard from the store.

Which is probably shaggys level, to be fair...

Have you ever had a renfaire-style roast turkey leg? That’s what I always assumed they are, and that’s easily one of my favorite things of all time, to the point that I keep turkey drumsticks in my freezer quite often.

Looks like they originally animated him eating a sandwich but decided to put in a slice of deep dish pizza at the last minute.

Probably just reused cells from a burger or sandwich and artists didn't have time or budget to redraw

Maybe start by drawing a crowd?

For some reason cartoon sandwiches always had an olive stuck on top with a tooth pick but I’ve literally never seen that done in real life any where.

Don't sleep on a lettuce tomato and mayo sandwich. You gotta get it just right, but is honestly the best struggle meal there is imo.

It depends on a few factors.

The biggest one being why it's flaccid and/or has runny cheese - Some pizzas are just greasy and lead to flaccid crust/runny cheese. And a greasy pizza isn't necessarily bad.

Just like a burnt hot dog isn't necessarily bad either. Seriously - a somewhat burnt hot dog can be delicious depending on the circumstances - just like an ice cold beer hits different outside on a hot day.

It looks good in cartoons though

This is called bar pizza where I am and it's great when done right. But it also needs to be eaten hot. Once it congeals it changes the texture too much.

I used to manage a place called Chino's Dada. It was a combination Chinese restaurant/ pizzaria. Our General Tso's Chicken Pizza was very popular. No pizza sauce, General Tso's sauce, chicken pieces, onions, green peppers and cheese.

I personally preferred the coconut chicken pizza, or the crab rangoon pizza, but those were slightly sweet.

They even made anchovies seem appealing.

Ever tried Fathead Pizza? It's a keto recipe with a crust made from almond flour and mozzarella cheese. It's really good.

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Yep.