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tomiant@piefed.social · 62 pts · 289d (9 replies)

Our society is not that different from the 15th century.

Una@europe.pub · 37 pts · 289d (7 replies)

We are just apes with pants

FatVegan@leminal.space · 9 pts · 288d (5 replies)

We're apes forced to wear pants because of arbitrary rules.

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 288d (4 replies)

If given the choice, I'd still wear pants in the winter but I might consider not wearing them in warm weather

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 288d (3 replies)

is given a choice i'd move to ireland so it's socially acceptable to wear a utilikilt

edit: you know what fuck social acceptability anyone got a good utilikilt website

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 287d

Utilikilt.com?

It's something like Kleenex. It's a specific brand, but got used generically. The rivet pattern around the crotch is the company's trademark (and they're not shy about suing others over it), but there are canvas kilts out there otherwise.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 287d

I feel like I've seen one or two tactikilts irl over the years, and I didn't think anything beyond "oh, cool," and then going about the rest of my day.

Really depends on where you live, I'm sure. But around my area of the US, I don't think most people would even look twice, let alone give a shit haha. You'd probably get more compliments, and friendly questions, than scorn.

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 287d

The name brand version is honestly the best.

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 288d

Speak for yourself. I'm naked.

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 288d

Transvestigations are the new witch hunts

Godort@lemmy.ca · 40 pts · 288d (2 replies)

Establishing that god is ferrous or an electric field feels like it should be a heresy

Sabata11792@ani.social · 19 pts · 288d (1 reply)

What's god going to do to stop me? Get stuck to the fridge?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 288d

oOOooooOOOooo look at god displaying my D- in theology to all the kitchen

Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 33 pts · 289d (4 replies)
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saltesc@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 289d (1 reply)

I think this is how you find out you're God. Or at least should have god-like powers.How good are you at sadism and are you a cunt to your son? Do you often find yourself threatening lives to eternal torture if they don't accept your love and moral superiority while worshipping you for it? Can you do good at the click of a finger but just don't because fuck 'em, that's why?

If none of these things, try worming tablets.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 288d

the other day i said L̶̟̺̂E̵̖͂̚͜͝T̸͇̫̜̈̈́͊͗ ̵͇̻͗T̸͖̻͕͛Ḫ̴̢̰͇̈́͛̀E̸̛͖̕Ȑ̷̡̤̬͎̇̓E̴̢͎̖̣͂͗ ̸̖͇̀͗͝B̴̬̝̀̌͑͠E̵̫̙̲̣͂̍͝ ̴͎̲̑T̸̗͈͙̿̆A̶̤͍̭̰̽̀̃͂C̷̣͈̄̐̐̚Ō̸̝̣͓͗͗̌S̵̜̗̭͜͝ and lo, there were tacos

so on a scale of 1 to God, i feel about a L Ron Hubbard

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 288d (1 reply)

Well they say God watches everything you do and think

Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 288d
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PKscope@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 289d (3 replies)

If I had known I could make a living just telling blatant falsehoods in an angry way, my life might have turned out a lot differently.

I do enjoy being able to sleep at night, though. So maybe it all worked out for the best.

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 288d (2 replies)

IF WE ALL FORM A HAPPY FACE SYNBOL AT THE SOUTH END OF LAKE SUPERIOR THEN THE WORLD WILL IMPROVE.

TIRAMISU KS POISONOUS.

FROGS WILL PERMANENTLY REMOVE YOUR ABILITY TO BECOME AROUSED IF YOU LOOK THEN IN THE EYE ON A THURSDAY EVENING.

MONEY NOW!

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 288d (1 reply)

I NEED DONATIONS TO SAVE THE UNICORNS! OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE NOTHING TO USE FOR THE LETTER U IN CHILDREN'S ALPHABET BOOKS! AND IF THE CHILDREN'S ALPHABET BOOKS ARE INCOMPLETE, FARMERS WILL FORGET TO PLANT ONIONS! AND WITHOUT ONIONS, MCDONALDS WILL GO OUT OF BUSINESS!

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 288d

HOW DID I FORGET ABOHT THE UNICORNS? THIS PERSON IS RIGHT OBVIOUSLY WE NEED TO SAVE THE UNICORNS YOU GIBE MONEY NAO.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 18 pts · 288d

Transgender God Magnets are the new Jewish Space Lasers

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 289d

Magnets are tools of the Antifa corporations.

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 288d

blave@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 289d

It’s a shame that doesn’t actually work

Avicenna@programming.dev · 10 pts · 288d

Give this man a nobel prize for figuring out how magnets work

Aeri@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 288d

If I knew how to use magic magnets to remove Christianity from people's heads I would have started doing it long ago

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 289d (1 reply)

Gotta watch those crowds.

tourist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 288d

SHIT BRO LOOK OUT

A GANG OF LINUX KERNEL CONTRIBUTORS ARE APPROACHING YOUR HOUSE

THEY'RE HAULING AN IMPROVISED MRI SCANNER

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 288d

Do they still need a doctors diagnosis to put this person into a padded cell?

skiguy0123@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 289d (1 reply)
Morphite88@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 288d

Thank you

tomi000@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 288d

Nobody knows what magnets are. Except this guy.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 289d

guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 288d

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

epicstove@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 288d

The onion couldn't write this shit.

PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 289d

I went through a powerful magnet phase. Could I just carry one around sucking god from people’s brains? What do I do with god once god has been removed? Are the magnets I have already lousy with god? I don’t think I was given an accurate description of god as a kid or something.

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 288d

Just get the magnets wet and they won't work

CileTheSane@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 288d (4 replies)

Can God make a magnet so powerful that even he can't overcome it?

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 288d (1 reply)

God is all powerful, yet utterly powerless to stop people from being gay and doctors from interfering with his will

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 287d

Also, he loves you, but if you don't literally worship him, he will make you burn for eternity.

Sounds like an abusive relationship to me.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 288d

can god make a magnet so gay he wants to fuck it

Snowpix@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 288d

He might need one to save him from those iron chariots he can't defeat.

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 288d

What is he on and where can I get some?

aesthelete@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 288d

Apply holy water to deactivate the magnet

Agent641@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 288d

Who told them the plan?!

Holyginz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 288d

Dont think he has to worry, he has no brain for anything to be sucked out of.

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 287d

Trans folks 'know' how magnets work.

nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 288d (5 replies)

Y’all can laugh at this, but I tried it and it worked (not even trans).

Thing is, I am now stuck with this homeless god. Anyone has any idea what to do with it? Can I properly recycle it somewhere?

Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 288d

Yeah just wherever you go recycle batteries, there should be a slot for it.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 287d (2 replies)

Have you tried sticking it in a tortoise?

nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 287d (1 reply)

oooh a Small Gods reference, nice

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 286d

This is lemmy, you're gonna get some Pratchett references

UltraBlack@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 288d

When left to rot, god will turn into holy water

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 287d

He must think his god is very weak if all it takes are magnets to... uh make you forget about him? What exactly does he even mean by magnets sucking god from people's minds? Wait, maybe it's a bad attempt at a blowjob joke?

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 288d

I think this guy heard about the god helmet, which is real, and then the delusion took over.

The helmet apparently causes religious experiences, not remove your ability to have them, but then again this guy is a fucking lunatic so.

itisileclerk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 288d (1 reply)

I guess "Nobody knows what magnets are" is a thing now in US.

kamen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 288d

I guess the yellow man was speaking on behalf of the average US citizen...

xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day · 4 pts · 288d

looks at my spare bag of neodymium magnets 👀

Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 288d

TIL god is iron man.

KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 288d

This is how God rays are made, still think it's worth it?

Quexotic@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 288d (3 replies)
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 287d (2 replies)

2015 oof. Obviously the god killing athiest magnets didn't pan out

ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 287d (1 reply)

Worse than that... they're probably researching if they can reverse this and make their neighbors racist

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 287d

Judging by how shitty the world has become they already have. I wouldn't be surprised if billionaires test social media algorithms and fox programs on people with a brain scanning hat on to make sure the racism center of the brain is lighting up

andros_rex@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 288d (2 replies)

I only managed a “D” in E&M (why are surface integrals). Do I have to detransition?

myotheraccount@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 288d (1 reply)

Because there are surfaces. Make everything perfectly uniform, and they vanish.

andros_rex@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 287d

I guess what always melted my brain was putting everything in terms of the dr dtheta etc of the surface.

kamen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 288d

Is this how they get parasites out these days? I guess I should get on with the times...

ekZepp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 288d

It's just a lazy coverup. Everyone know they're using 5g to do that.

theacharnian@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 288d

I'm not even Catholic and I want to send this guy to the Inquisition for heresy

Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 288d (1 reply)

That’s just the iron in their brains moving around.

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 287d

You know that sound when the vacuum cleaner picks up some grit and you hear it rattle in the metal tube ...

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 287d

What a weak god. My patron goddess has survived waves of mass persecution of her most dedicated followers for over a millennium. This guy can't handle a magnet?

ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 287d
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chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 287d

At least he doesn't have to worry about it. God can't inhabit his brain because both are non-existent.

AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 288d

don't give me ideas