Edit: Last night and this morning 100% reassured me that the internet remains undefeated and unfuckwithable.
The reaction to the Trump/Clinton blowjob rumor was easily the funniest thing that has happened in like, a decade. For several hours, I couldn't turn anywhere, on any social media platform without seeing thousands upon thousands of memes about it. It got to the point for a while where I literally couldn't see anything except memes about that, on any social media platform that I use. Just.....endless memes about trump sucking Clinton cock. It was absolutely incredible. I don't even think that it actually ever happened. But the fact that like two billion people latched on to it and immediately began relentlessly making fun of it is a beautiful thing. It was the most unhinged shit I've ever seen in my entire life, and I'm old. It was beautiful.
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MTZ@lemmy.world · 228 pts · 263d
DJT naming it The Big Beautiful Bill now makes a lot more sense.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 263d
we live in such a strange fucking timeline
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 262d
"I did not have sexual relations with that timeline."
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 262d
Oh damn. It's still very early but you win the internet for today.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 262d
Oh God y
MTZ@lemmy.world · 138 pts · 263d
unknown@piefed.social · 32 pts · 262d
Wait, this is real? What the fuck
LiveLM@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 262d
I legitimately don't know and I'm afraid to search it, please send help
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 12 pts · 262d
Searching it on Google increases the trend and likelihood of being an auto fill search, especially if you type "Trump gave Clinton a blowjob" so it gets suggested for any Trump search
Searching it is praxis, you're obligated to do it.
Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 262d
Based
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 11 pts · 262d
Its real, It's head cannon now.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 262d
😎
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 262d
i saw something that looked like those emails what claimed this, but i have not devoted time to vetting it.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 262d
I'm going to be upset if this is what gets him impeached
MTZ@lemmy.world · 127 pts · 263d
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 263d
jonathan7luke@lemmy.zip · 54 pts · 263d
MTZ@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 263d
Perfect
regedit@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 262d
Purrrrrfect
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 262d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 262d
puff puff pass kitty
Empricorn@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 262d
Sending one your way.
Not a meme, a silly cat!
MTZ@lemmy.world · -21 pts · 263d
I do not, sorry. But you could fix it up yourself to get rid of the text or possibly have Gemini, etc. do it for you!!
athatet@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 262d
Why take a few minutes to find a picture when you could use gallons of water to just make one?
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 262d
Damn this looks like my cat. Rip bozo
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 262d
RIP Bozo. And RIP Ralphie.
MTZ@lemmy.world · 100 pts · 263d
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 91 pts · 263d
Fuckin what
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 12 pts · 262d
Blowing what
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 80 pts · 263d
Please let this be true, and let this be his downfall, not just because it’s deserved, but because it would be fucking hilarious.
yakko@feddit.uk · 25 pts · 263d
The universe, powered by irony, might not cause anything funny to happen for the next three days, if this is true.
LiveLM@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 262d
If being a pedophile doesn't bring him down but performing a homosexual act does I'm gonna be pissed
Signtist@bookwyr.me · 72 pts · 262d
If I had a nickle for every time a sitting president was shamed because Bill Clinton got a blowjob, I'd have 2 nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 262d
What happened?
Signtist@bookwyr.me · 12 pts · 262d
Bill Clinton was impeached in 1998 after it came out that a white house intern, Monica Lewinsky, had been giving him blowjobs, and now this.
clucose@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 262d
He was impeached because he lied about having an affair with an intern. Not because of the act.
EightBitBlood@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 262d
The Ken Starr report that lead to Clinton's impeachment begs to differ.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starr_Report
That report is ten times the size of the 9-11 report btw.
Reading the charges now is hilarious considering Trump is guilty of the same hundreds, possibly thousands of times over.
SippyCup@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 262d
He was impeached for daring to be a Democrat when the Republicans had an axe to grind. Monica didn't even work at the white house yet when Ken Starr started his investigation.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 262d
Whatever, slick Willie was a sexual predator.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 262d
Aww, it's so quaint these days!
village604@adultswim.fan · 6 pts · 262d
No, he was impeached for lying to Congress about it.
If he had just said, "Yeah, Monica blew me," he would have been fine.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 262d
Lol. If he'd said that the Repuglicunts would have impeached him for infidelity. He was in a no win situation.
village604@adultswim.fan · 10 pts · 262d
Back then the Republicans still pretended to respect the Constitution. Infidelity isn't a crime, and committing a crime is a requirement for impeachment per the Constitution.
zogrewaste_@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 262d
Infidelity is not an impeachable offense. Perjury is.
Would it have been an even bigger scandal? Maybe.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 262d
an impeachable offense is whatever the house says it is
village604@adultswim.fan · 0 pts · 262d
No, it has to be for a high crime or misdemeanor. Cheating on your wife isn't illegal.
Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 262d
...and he very, very carefully threaded the needle and chose his words to avoid perjury. It's why he had questions like asking them to define "sexual relations" (the definition they gave didn't include oral, so he did not have sexual relations with her by their definition) and what the definition of "is" was (specifically does it mean currently or does it include at any time in the past).
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 262d
His popularity soared higher, the lower his pants went. I seen it.
And he won against congress in that impeachment.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 262d
i was there i seen't it too
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 262d
We old. We remember the impact, the cultural shift....of the ninja turtle.
DaedalousIlios@pawb.social · 58 pts · 263d
The worst part is: everything that has happened over the course of his presidency has been so absurdly beyond parody that I almost didn't notice that this was lemmyshitpost.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 262d
It's lemmyshitpost, but it's also true, to further flummox you.
1984@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 262d
I think we went into absurdo timeline when they launched cern... The matrix is currently playing out a lot of ridiculous scenarios...
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 262d
i blame the weasels
Secret_Music@piefed.blahaj.zone · 50 pts · 262d
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 48 pts · 263d
Listen, slick Willie might be a child raping scumbag, but he knows a DJT blowjob is going to be all teeth and self-aggrandizement. No one wants to have oral interrupted every 10 seconds by the person giving oral talking about how great they are at giving oral.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 263d
My eyes! They burn! Ahhhhhh!
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 263d
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 262d
I looked into the abyss, and the abyss looked back
regedit@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 262d
What a terrible day to suffer from reading comprehension.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 262d
It's possible Trump just loves to take a load that much and it's purely selfish for him.
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 262d
Donald doesn't brush, which lead to dentures, so it's all gums
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 263d
It's irresponsible to post this without a source
MTZ@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 263d
Are you lost? It's a shitpost sub, lol.
Everything that dude does and says is wildly irresponsible and cartoonishly reckless and has the potential to actually cause suffering and misery and even death to large swaths of people.
I think he will be fine with millions of people on the internet shitposting about him sucking Bill Clinton's cock.
But here is the context. You can find it below.
For the record, no I do not think it is real. I'm just doing my part to spread bullshit, lies, gossip and rumors like he does literally every single day. I'm just doing it with much, much lower stakes than he does. No one is going to die due to me and a bazillion other people saying that he sucked Clinton's dick.
Relax.
Asafum@feddit.nl · 90 pts · 263d
What's funny about this is that I literally just heard a joke the other day about this:
Donnie dies and goes to hell. The devil greets him and says "we're actually full up at the moment, but you're definitely staying. We'll go look at 3 rooms and you can choose a room where we'll swap them out one for one, one goes you stay."
They go to the first room and it's Obama climbing the tallest high dive ladder ever, then diving into a pool over and over and over, forever. Donnie says "no, no, I can't do that. Not going in there."
They go to the second room and it's George Bush breaking rocks over and over and over. A rock breaks, another appears. Donnie says "nope, nope, can't do that. Not going in there either."
They go to the third door and it's Bill Clinton naked strapped to a bed and Monica Lewinsky doing what Monica did over and over and over. Donnie says "oh absolutely, I'll take this room for sure!" So the devil says "ok. Monica you're out, Trump get in there and get to work!"
ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 29 pts · 263d
I heard this word for word but in Arabic back in like 2006 about Yasser Arafat. What’s old is new again.
TheBat@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 262d
ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 262d
Maybe not word for word then, you got me there
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 262d
I distinctly remember my American History teacher junior year saying Barack would be the next Dem nominee after his DNC speech. This would have been 2004.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 262d
ye olde meme
Quadhammer@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 263d
It's totally real bro Donnie got a throatpie from Mr big Clinton 🥵🥵🥵
MTZ@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 263d
Bill Clinton is getting ALL the action. Well, 2 bjs decades apart but still. I wonder how Hilary feel about this.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 262d
Bold of you to assume Hilary is capable of feel.
RattlerSix@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 262d
I like that millions of people are asking if Trump was giving blowjobs but this looks like a joke to me. This isn't Epstein letting it slip that Trump likes to have dicks in his mouth. He's with Bannon so his brother is joking "ask him what blackmail Putin has on Trump, photos of him blowing somebody or something?"
Unless maybe Jeff told Mark that Trump gives BJs so Mark is saying "ask Bannon about that thing you told me about."
roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 262d
The use of the definite article "the" is important.
He didn't ask if Putin "has photos" like you and I might if we were joking about some hypothetical blackmail material we don't actually know exists, he asked if Putin "has the photos."
RattlerSix@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 262d
I don't think we can read that much into it. "Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing bubba like I made up last week when we were joking about what Putin might have on him."
Regardless if it's true or not, this would be a great time for Clinton to take one for the team and say it happened. "He even introduced me to something called analingus, which I had never had before. He was really practiced at it, he said it was his favorite thing in the world."
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 262d
For as many hamburgers as the man puts down, he still sure knows how to toss a salad.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 263d
https://splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app/
search 'bubba'
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 263d
its definitely true i saw it on the internet
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 262d
Everything you see on the Internet is true
— Abraham Lincoln
mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 263d
https://youtu.be/r7l0Rq9E8MY
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 263d
yes
I think we can give up on reality, everyone had
DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org · 40 pts · 262d
His base will be like: Real men suck cock!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 262d
We've been saying it all along! Make America Gay Again!
bytesonbike@discuss.online · 6 pts · 262d
Kinda like when that Proud Boy leader stuck a dildo up his ass during a live call
https://discuss.online/post/28218307
FatVegan@leminal.space · 5 pts · 262d
Eww you guys fuck pussies?
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 262d
Gaaaaay
jj4211@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 262d
I doubt this one. It would require that Trump ever would care about the pleasure of anyone other than himself.
optissima@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 262d
A dollar was dangled in front of him!
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 262d
The implication, then, is that he really likes to suck dick.
sunbytes@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 262d
Some people find power in performing a "submissive" act.
Other just find it nice to SCHLORP GHHLOORP GUUUGK SCHLORP.
Different uh... strokes for different folks.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 262d
On the other hand, he does listen to the Village People quite a bit and apparently puts most of his time and energy into interior decorating...
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 262d
and that dance is pure muscle memory...
https://tenor.com/view/trump-dance-ymca-gif-19059229
Dasus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 262d
Also avoids drinking. Maybe he just can't control teh gay if he takes a few.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 262d
dunno ive seen his double bj dance
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 262d
Giving head is often enjoyable
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 262d
tell that to my wife. plz
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 262d
titanicx@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 262d
Oh, she already knows.
bytesonbike@discuss.online · 2 pts · 262d
Donny boy has GI issues, the diaper wear. GI issues can come from a lot of things, one major thing being stimulant abuse, like cocaine and meth. The 80s-90s was well known for their cocaine abuse, especially in the business setting.
So I guess what I'm saying is... Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 262d
you clearly never sucked dick before.
village604@adultswim.fan · -1 pts · 262d
Trump is a narcissist. He would only care about how he could benefit from sucking Clinton's cock.
LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe · -1 pts · 262d
People with NPD are subhuman filth
village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 262d
Not all of them, since there are those with it who do try to change. But they're so few that they're basically outliers.
LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe · 0 pts · 262d
All of them. We need a mandatory testing and sterilisation program to remove NPD from the gene pool.
village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 261d
Forced eugenics is always a bad thing. Don't be a Nazi.
Edit: to expand, Cluster B personality disorders aren't necessarily genetic. Yes, they have a significant genetic component, but an estimated 29% are due to environmental factors.
And not everyone with a cluster B personality disorder is a monster. It's not uncommon for surgeons to have them, as detachment from empathy is a bonus in that profession.
LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe · 0 pts · 261d
You're the Nazi, you're the one defending pedophiles like Trump
village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 260d
Being a narcissist and being a pedophile aren't mutually inclusive.
I'm not the one advocating the extermination of a group of people like a Nazi. That's you.
Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 262d
Can we not with the eugenics? I get that a lot of NPD people suck. Personal experience. But that is an absolutely unhinged conclusion.
LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe · 0 pts · 261d
How dare you defend Donald Trump, MAGA fascist
Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 260d
Uh huh... Mind telling me who the biggest proponents of eugenics have been historically?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 37 pts · 262d
Guys... What if this was the reason he didn't want the Epstein files released? He doesn't care about everyone knowing he's a pedo; he just doesn't want anyone to know he literally sucks cock.
orioler25@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 262d
It actually makes more sense tbh. Being queer is far worse to fascists than being a pedophile rapist. This is especially damning when the person he sucked off is prominent in the conspiracy theories he depended on for the past decade.
MTZ@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 262d
That makes so much sense actually
IWW4@lemmy.zip · 31 pts · 263d
Please, someone post a corroborating link that Proves that this is true!!
fartbillet@lemmynsfw.com · 38 pts · 263d
Doesn't prove anything, but proof doesn't mean anything anymore. https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/what-is-bubba-mark-epsteins-comment-on-trump-in-2018-email-sparks-row-is-it-bill-clinton-101763061101767.html
apftwb@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 262d
For those too lazy to click
1984@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 262d
Living on a planet with the inmates running the asylum...
Nice.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 262d
That's a bit of a stretch. I don't think inmates would be "blowing Bu..."
You know what, I take it back.
maximumbird@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 262d
I clicked the link, and it’s fucking cancer
Popups, ads, trying to go back to lemmy takes it to another page.
Yes I know what ad block is. I’m on mobile.
roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 262d
uBlock Origin for Firefox?
maximumbird@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 262d
Not available on iOS.
zeb420@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 262d
Here’s the system wide ad block I use on iOS
https://blitz-setup.ahadns.com/
wildsir@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 262d
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 28 pts · 262d
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 262d
Must be a tall blowjob recipient?
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 262d
Or they're standing on something.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 262d
Good point.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 262d
Perhaps a long-pp individual.
Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 263d
That's gey
MTZ@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 263d
Presidentially gey
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 263d
It is quite a sausage fest in the hall of the Presidents.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 262d
Oh please ye unknowable ancient powers of chaos and chance, let this email be the reason he takes the Hitler Express.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 16 pts · 262d
I wonder if this is the real reason he hates Hilary?
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 263d
Seeing this RIGHT after watching the latest South Park episode...
Guess I need to do some fact checking before I get my hopes up
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 262d
This is out south parking south park yes?
MTZ@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 262d
This far outdid South Park, yes. This was actually a mass unifying event where hundreds of thousands or maybe millions of people all united to create millions upon millions upon millions of absolutely unhinged memes about this one event, even though 99.9% of them are very confident that it never even happened at all. And it's still going on, to some degree.
Viral doesn't even come close to describing what this event has been. This has literally been a historic day. Lol
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com · 13 pts · 262d
So both presidential candidates in 2016 have sucked off a previous president
bytesonbike@discuss.online · 5 pts · 262d
What a time to be alive
bitchkat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 261d
The same one even.
bugbearownsyou@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 262d
What are the odds Clinton tried to convince everyone he came across to suck him off?
And yes, pun intended.
bytesonbike@discuss.online · 1 pts · 262d
Bill Clinton got that rizz
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 13 pts · 262d
Wow. That was not on my bingo card 😂🤣.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 262d
Wait... what?
What the hell is going on?
MTZ@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 262d
Clinton was kickin back, getting his knob slobbed by Trump.
saruwatarikooji@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 261d
And apparently Putin has the photos to prove it.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 262d
now it all makes sense...
MTZ@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 262d
I downloaded hundreds lol
MTZ@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 262d
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 263d
I'm even american but this is funny lmao 🤣🤣🤣
LiveLM@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 262d
My main question is why Clinton would even accept receiving such an act from such a ...character... Surely he had better options available???
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 262d
Madison420@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 262d
It's about power not sexual attraction. It's a submissive act to blow someone and they get off on that. What it really says is Epstein has enough power over him that it's talked about as just another day.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 262d
My guess?
Drugs, alcohol, and availability.
Xanthobilly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 262d
Power. It’s about power amongst the elite.
ghen@sh.itjust.works · -4 pts · 262d
I dunno Clinton likes em ugly
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 261d
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GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 261d