It's Fun For The Whole Family

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AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 165 pts · 262d

“I know that sound! My husband plays that mobile game all the time!”

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 116 pts · 262d

Loving the chaotic evil energy at play here.

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 102 pts · 262d (6 replies)

Play the Pornhub sound and watch every teen in the family get a Pavlovian response.

Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works · 43 pts · 262d (2 replies)

The cleanup is so messy though.

tomiant@piefed.social · 23 pts · 262d (1 reply)

It's gonna be a sordid family affair.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 261d

the best family affair

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 261d (2 replies)

I just wanna go up to the teens table and ask them what 6-7 is and watch their reaction

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 261d

I asked my 26 year old son if he knew about 67, and he didn't. I was so happy to know something about young people that he didn't.

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 261d

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 262d (2 replies)

WillFord27@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 261d (1 reply)

Hate seeing this punchable face. Don't normalize him.

threeduck@aussie.zone · 15 pts · 261d

Don't normalise him? He's the president...? I don't think a Lemmy boycott of reaction pics is gonna sway much.

Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 55 pts · 262d

Or the Truth Social theme to root out pedophiles

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 261d (8 replies)

Pro tip: You can customize the notification sound now, even on the free tier at the OS level. Don't tell the conservatives.

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 28 pts · 261d (5 replies)

My phone is on 24/7 silent mode so I'm not up to date, but isn't this something you could do on the OS level?

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 261d (3 replies)

Ah, my bad! You're right. I completely forgot I set it via the notifications panel on Android.

icelimit@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 261d (2 replies)

I'm going to play the grindr sound if I ever come across you

Flickerby@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 261d (1 reply)

come across you

Are we still doing phrasing?

icelimit@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 261d

Absolutely

thevoidzero@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 261d

If you have freedom OS, definitely

socsa@piefed.social · 7 pts · 260d

What person under 50 even has notification sound turned on?

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 261d

That is legitimately thoughtful! That will keep plenty of users safe without them having to "closet" the app by muting it. It wouldn't have crossed my mind to do that. Nice job, Grindr!

blackroses97@lemmy.zip · 49 pts · 261d

Absolutely here for the chaos

Agent641@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 262d (13 replies)

What does that noise sound like?

Dave@lemmy.nz · 54 pts · 262d (9 replies)

Do different apps have different notification sounds? I'm a vibrate only person but I thought a notification sound was a notification sound, not some custom ring tone.

tomiant@piefed.social · 49 pts · 262d (3 replies)

I'm a sounder. I'll take sounding over the vibrator every time!

oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 261d (2 replies)

Can someone pass the eye bleach? I need to unsee this comment bad

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 261d (1 reply)

Best I can do is hand you a smooth bore flintlock pistol.

socsa@piefed.social · 3 pts · 260d

Ah yes, brain bleach.

SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 262d (2 replies)

ig it depends on OS? like maybe on IOS apps can choose their own sound? i always had a system wide notification tone on android

Anivia@feddit.org · 17 pts · 262d

Android has a default notification sound, which you can change in the srttings, and most apps will not overwrite that. But apps have the option to have a different one. Snapchat for example has a custom one.

It's pretty surprising that an app like Grindr would make use of that option, I think they have a high amount of users that would like to avoid others knowing they use the app.

jcg@halubilo.social · 12 pts · 262d

On Android some apps have their own notification sounds, too. It's very common with chat apps and other social apps (dating, language exchange, that kind of thing) and some very annoying games that earn a pretty quick disable or uninstall from me.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 261d (1 reply)

Some apps have a choice of sounds, and you can also select notification sounds through your OS, or turn them off altogether, which is what I've done. I don't need every app I have beeping whenever THEY think something is important.

Dave@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 260d

Hmm I haven't seen this option before.

I definitely make use of controlling which apps buzz, and the priority setting which makes them go bz, bzzz, bz bz, etc. I don't know where I get this trait from (it doesn't seem to be a generational thing) but I feel it's rude to have a phone's volume on when others are around.

Being in a room with a bunch of people all watching things on their phones with thr volume on annoys me to no end. I feel bad even having it ding when others are around.

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 262d

"brrrroink"

KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 261d (1 reply)
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 5 pts · 261d

Here, I’ll help😈 Grindr SFX

Flickerby@lemmy.zip · 34 pts · 261d

I have an uncle who's a homosexual "pray away the gay" ultra conservative Christian currently married to a woman. Scummiest most hateful bigoted abuser I've ever had the displeasure of meeting. He recently had a heart attack, unfortunately he recovered, but I would like to give satan another shot at the soul he's owed. Alas, I moved leagues away to get away from those people so no dice. Good idea to bank though.

darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 261d (4 replies)
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Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 261d

Yes it does. The notification noise is actually linked in a couple of other comments in this thread. I'm ace so I've never used the app personally but it's rather distinctive to at least my ear and unlike any notification noise I've ever heard in a default Android environment. idk about Apple, but after hearing the noise myself I 100% believe that anyone who has used that app for any appreciable amount of time would absolutely recognize that notification noise immediately.

Flickerby@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 261d (2 replies)

I've seen a buncha stories similar to this one about people freaking out thinking it's coming from their phone. I have to imagine it's some big unique thing that puts you in mind of half naked navy sailors swabbing the deck to show tunes or something with how often I've seen it refrenced

darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 261d (1 reply)
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Flickerby@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 260d

Fucking lol, I thought this would be a little two second clip of the grindr ring tone, glad I actually clicked

cyrano@piefed.social · 28 pts · 262d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 261d (2 replies)

bluetooth speaker taped under someone's seat ought to do it

ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 261d

Like a political fart machine

AsoFiafia@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 261d
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poke@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 262d (1 reply)

Bonus points if you make this trick work during grace without everyone looking at you immediately.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 261d

that's the best time to maximize psychological damage.

khepri@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 261d

or the pornhub drum sting lol

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 260d

getting dragged to a conservative religious conference, will try

EldenLord@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 261d

Devious

FridaySteve@lemmy.world · -12 pts · 262d (6 replies)

Or your cousin with the conservative parents who isn't out and still lives at home....

For God's sake please don't do this.

Edit: So go ahead and use other people's sexuality as a joke. Your business, not mine.

tomiant@piefed.social · 19 pts · 262d (1 reply)

Nobody should ever do anything because WHAT IF?!?!!

plyth@feddit.org · 2 pts · 261d

That depends on the reasons.

Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 261d (2 replies)

idk, this might just be me being ace and not understanding the tribulations of people that actually have a desire to have sex. But as a trans person who has been in the closet, I can't imagine going on Grindr if I was gay but still living with conservative parents and closeted. That feels like a risk I'd be way too scared to take.

I'm also always down to use my experience being closeted against bigots. As has at least 90% of gay men I've known. Like yeah, making my identity/sexuality The Joke feels bad. But I feel like when that joke is being played specifically on a bigot a lot of us get a lot of catharsis from it. Cuz at that point the joke isn't "Being gay is bad" it's "Welcome to the family cousin Jed" and the punchline is their freaking out about it.

idk I'm kinda rambling now. I just feel like it's different because in a lot of these cases it is the queer kids that were closeted and made fun of that are saying "Wouldn't it be funny if we turned it around on them for once?"

FridaySteve@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 261d (1 reply)

Ok but I think making that joke using someone else's minority status is pig behavior. But I was a teenager in the 90s when someone else thinking you're gay could get you an ass-beating or get you fired from your job or worse (Matthew Shepard). Being an ally to lgbt folks in a lot of ways meant keeping your mouth shut way more than it meant speaking out. Maybe it's different nowadays.

Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 261d

It is a lot different nowadays. Generally speaking yes, it's still considered a dick move to just out someone before they're ready. But that's not what this is. In this case it's less about the "Being Gay" as it is about Grindr generally being something these conservative family members are doing behind their wives' backs while also being openly homophobic.

pyre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 260d

why would the conservative parents know what it sounds like