The Mamdani rule went from 0 to 60 in 2.9

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A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 150 pts · 291d (3 replies)

Shakira law is imminent!

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 78 pts · 291d

Rule 1: The hips do not lie

i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 290d

Ooh, baby, when you talk like that...

not_me@piefed.social · 15 pts · 291d
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foodandart@lemmy.zip · 97 pts · 291d

OMG! My husband just told me a few minutes ago that people are het up over the notion that their kids are going to be taught Arabic numerals.

I'm like.. "Really? No.. is this.. you mean online or at work?"

"Work."

Facepalm.

I told him if they say anything again, to ask them if they believe Roman numerals would be a better option to do math with.

(Gah, the MAGA people are fucking stupid.)

merde@sh.itjust.works · 70 pts · 291d (3 replies)

Are MAGA alright with the Latin alphabet?

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 54 pts · 291d (1 reply)

You mean, like, Mexican?

merde@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 291d

You mean, like Mexican?

are you playing the game or are you getting played?

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 290d

talk to them in a latin tongue.

Hope@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 291d (8 replies)

We're a good Christian nation! Our children should only be learning Church numerals!

idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 290d (6 replies)

True disciplines only use Cistercian numerals!

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 15 pts · 290d

a single glyph able to indicate any integer from 1 to 9,999

Impressive.

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nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 290d (4 replies)

^ This thread right here, officer.

idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 290d (2 replies)
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snoons@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 290d (1 reply)

...go on

idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 290d
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cypherpunks@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 290d

This thread right here, officer

because they said cis?

Dasus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 291d

The Church numerals are a representation of the natural numbers using lambda notation. The method is named for Alonzo Church, who first encoded data in the lambda calculus this way.

So its like a Page Rating?

myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip · 39 pts · 290d (7 replies)

Had my republican friend mention this one. He’s not an idiot either. Had to explain what Arabic numbers are.

Stamau123@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 290d (1 reply)

he's not an idiot either

Hmmmm

mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 290d

Eh, don't insult people if they're willing to learn.

4am@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 290d (1 reply)

I’d hate to meet a chud who is considered an idiot if that’s what passes for a smart one

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 4 pts · 290d

Go to the White House, you'd hate it a lot.

pseudo@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 290d (2 replies)

He doesn't need to be an idiot to be lacking education. Knowing the name of the system is not necessary to use it. Yet this basic knowledge taught to small children hasn't reach him. In such context, he's not at fault but the teaching system.

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 3 pts · 290d

X is full with MAGA memeing shit about libs. Yet here they're too dumb to realize they're being had.

Not sure which type of dumb is worse. One is deliberate ignorance, the other the self-centeredness of a child.

Bluewing@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 290d

Oh, it very probably did get told to him at some point. But like the majority of people here, he's forgotten it as one of those "useless" pieces of knowledge that got taught to you that y'all bitch about.

Unless it's something you need to know regularly, you will forget it.

hddsx@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 291d (3 replies)

Yeah and we are going to be using Latin alphabet derivatives.

Why can’t we all just learn American instead? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

not_me@piefed.social · 8 pts · 291d (2 replies)
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 290d (1 reply)

Oh, they're pretty big. Usually 500lbs and using hoverrounds at age 23.

hddsx@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 290d

Excuse me? We’re Americans not British. We don’t use lbs. We aim for the perfect weight of one 7.3L Godzilla

not_me@piefed.social · 27 pts · 291d (26 replies)
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JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 77 pts · 291d (3 replies)

And yet, this was literally on my phone's newsfeed because people are that stupid.

4am@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 290d

We are so cooked

not_me@piefed.social · -6 pts · 291d (1 reply)
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prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 290d

I saw the article on Lemmy

marighost@piefed.social · 39 pts · 291d (1 reply)

That's why the joke is fun. It's at the expense of ignorant Islamaphobes.

not_me@piefed.social · 8 pts · 291d
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zd9@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 291d (1 reply)

Exactly why MAGA still gets upset by it, they aren't smart enough and never matured past 11.

FardyCakes@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 290d

Oh no! You’re already using those anti-american squiggles!

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 290d (1 reply)

sorry do you mean II or XI year olds?

nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 290d

yes

NewDark@lemmings.world · 6 pts · 290d

Everyone is 12 now rule going strong

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 290d (1 reply)

Half the country can barely read better than a 12 year old so it makes sense they wouldn't catch on.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 290d

god forbid they see greek letters in mathemtics as "foreign" words too.

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 291d (6 replies)

I, for one, don’t get it.

Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 21 pts · 291d

The joke is that we use arabic numbers (0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9) but many people don't know that those numbers are called "arabic numbers" and so racist people think It's outrageous that these 'foreign' things are being taught.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 290d

I, for one

No no, that's a Roman numeral

not_me@piefed.social · -1 pts · 291d (3 replies)
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prex@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 290d (1 reply)

*Erudite.

Edit: was that the joke?

not_me@piefed.social · 3 pts · 290d
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panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 291d

If I use I for one I wouldn’t get it.

DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 290d (2 replies)

I went throught the US School system in 2 blue cities and the term "Arabic Numerals" were never once uttered in any of my classes.

My dad always told me these are called Arabic Numerals... and he did not go through the US Education system (went to school in a different country)... so... take that how you will...

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 290d

Did you ever learn Roman numerals? I think that's probably when I was taught that "regular" numbers are called Arabic numerals.

That, or I just learned it through messing with my computer's character sets or whatever.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 290d

Algebra shouldve been a clue,

anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 290d (2 replies)

Well, the neonazi party in Germany fell for it a few years back.

not_me@piefed.social · 1 pts · 290d (1 reply)
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anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 290d

I think it was an AfD state or municipal group making an official question to the responsible governmental body.

DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 290d

They're teaching Non-Binary stuff to our kids! What has this world come to? Oh mah lawd!

0000/1010 do not recommend

1001/1011 Never Forget

cypherpunks@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 290d (1 reply)

Newsweek has contacted representatives of Mamdani for comment via email outside of regular working hours.

https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-mamdani-arabic-numerals-new-york-schools-11079540

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 6 pts · 290d

That article is serious. Well I guess it makes sense - since the whole joke here is practically based on the fact that many people are too dumb to understand it. But they actually contacted Mamdani to make sure! Doubly hilarious.

theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 290d (4 replies)

Bring back Roman Numerals.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 290d

Wouldn't be surprised if it happened. They already say no to metric, then why use logic with number and just go for 1000+(1000-100) +50+10+10+10+5+1 to write the year 1986, but instead of Arabic numbers they use letters so it's MCMLXXXVI. I mean, it's not as bad as Danish but it's somewhat as overly complicated as French.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 290d (2 replies)

bring back writing and reading latin.

CriticalMiss@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 290d (1 reply)

bring back writing and reading latin.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 289d

and then old english.

Entaty_13@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 290d

In our CCXLIX years as a country we never stooped this low

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 291d (4 replies)

they didnt before?..

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 291d (3 replies)

The joke is that to be offended by that statement you have to be both racist and an idiot, which is a criteria that many Americans can satisfy in spades

GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 291d (2 replies)
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hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 290d (1 reply)

As John Stewart Mill.said, all stupid peole are conservative but not all.conservatives are.stupid.

kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 290d

There are both kindhearted morons and intelligent, wealthy sociopaths.

mikenurre@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 291d

Next your gonna tell me he'll make junior high students learn the teachings of Al-Jabr. Unbelievable!

SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 291d

This is C% bullshit!

cyborganism@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 291d

Hahahahaha that's top tier trolling.

ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 291d

Haters will say this is fake

regdog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 290d

The feral hogs are getting restless