The real problem is it's changed over the years. As the tellers stopped handling so much money and change, they've moved more toward receiving and tendering checks. While there are still a decent number of cash deposits and the occasional need for specific bill withdrawals, over time it will dwindle from cotton paper dust to more wood pulp and microplastic-based dust. Also it matters a lot where your bank dust has been collectioned, the dust from the air handling system filters contains more fine particulate and urea from duct-based robbery attempts, where as the dust collected from the mob stations are more of wax-based dust.
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I cook a lot and search recipes often. Entirely AI generated recipe sites are all over the fucking place now. They all seem to have some form of "Marry Me Chicken".
Unfortunately the image generation has gotten quite good. They still have a sort of look about them (like in this example, they're all in the same exact type of vessel). Many of the recipe sites separate out the text generation from the image generation so there are far fewer obvious crazy typos.
Is Isabelle passing this out on Animal Crossing? (Nintendo game where almost all the text looks like AI slop. There's a fan theory that it takes place many centuries in the future, post-apocalyptic, and they don't actually know what English (or whatever localised language the Switch is set to) except the shops do have accurately written names. But for the rest? Either they used AI, or they mixed up a bunch of languages (including Arabic, it kinda has the "noodle" effect). Or they just didn't know.
I thought it was basically animals brought up to sapience trying to keep the very small number of humans left alive comfortable and happy. It's basically a conservation effort. They realized we re-wired our brains to require us to be working off debt to be "comfortable" so Tom Nook pretends to loan us a bunch of money we have to work off, and that's also why the economy makes no sense and everyone is just so happy that we sell them a potato or a nice rock or whatever.
For awareness of it? It has gotten nefarious. Web searching for recipes in general now returns like 30% completely AI generated websites depending on what you're looking for.
77 Comments
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 84 pts · 305d
The store was out of parlic, what do I substitute?
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 305d
Garsley.
PhilipTheBucket@piefed.social · 37 pts · 305d
Bank powder
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 305d
Is that bosher?
egrets@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 305d
Just add an extra email or two of onion, and a little extra oif to allow for the quantity.
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 65 pts · 305d
I like how it managed to spell Worcestershire right.
Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 305d
But it's Worcestershire aluoe, not the sauce
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 42 pts · 305d
I love steak lips
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 17 pts · 305d
Best part of the cow, no contest
teft@piefed.social · 31 pts · 305d
They say that somewhere out there is a farm where none of the cows have lips.
They just wander around going "OOOOOOOO".
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 305d
May I have the tösp, bröther?
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 304d
what?
what??
what?????
error: invalid operands "int" and "type" for division
sauce
I see what you did there
which banks are ok to pulverise? please clarify
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fuck ai
altasshet@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 304d
3 lb bonclless torkey roast is my favorite
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 304d
At what point does the Rust compiler shoot itself in the head?
jlow@discuss.tchncs.de · 25 pts · 305d
Tag yourself, I'm 1 tösb blion muctard
HostilePasta@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 305d
2 lb steak lips
FearMeAndDecay@literature.cafe · 8 pts · 305d
I’m 1/2 cup crango juice
drolex@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 305d
1 email onion
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 305d
1 cup beet both
Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 304d
2lb chrohen breasts
Damage@feddit.it · 2 pts · 304d
Rick & Morty fast food
janus2@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 304d
½ tsp bank powder 💰
Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d
I email onion
apftwb@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 305d
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 305d
Still the most misunderstood far side
debil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d
It has its own Wikipedia entry too.
jaredwhite@humansare.social · 23 pts · 305d
My whole life I've desperately wondered what bank powder tastes like. Finally I'll get my chance this Yhanskgivong!
rumba@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 304d
The real problem is it's changed over the years. As the tellers stopped handling so much money and change, they've moved more toward receiving and tendering checks. While there are still a decent number of cash deposits and the occasional need for specific bill withdrawals, over time it will dwindle from cotton paper dust to more wood pulp and microplastic-based dust. Also it matters a lot where your bank dust has been collectioned, the dust from the air handling system filters contains more fine particulate and urea from duct-based robbery attempts, where as the dust collected from the mob stations are more of wax-based dust.
Please subscribe for more made-up bank-dust-based facts.
nocturne@slrpnk.net · 20 pts · 305d
I wonder what the flavor difference between beet broth, and beef moth is.
wizblizz@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 305d
Beef moth has a meatier texture.
davidgro@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 305d
And more powdery.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 304d
and it forces bugs to worship it
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 305d
Why not beet both?
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 305d
"Crango juice" sounds like Aussie slang for PCP.
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 305d
Definitely a special item you’d find in Fallout that’s just jet and psycho mixed together or something.
Cordyceps_cereal@lemmynsfw.com · 19 pts · 305d
Can't wait to have me a boncle of torkey with some crango juice!
Darkard@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 305d
If you can't get a hold of any bank powder then safe deposit box granules will do.
davidgro@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 305d
I figured I'd just take the jackhammer down to Chase and get my own freshly made.
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 305d
Mmmm, crohen breasts.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 305d
Calt is the best seasoning
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 304d
Calt and parlic kinda sound good. Now i want to taste them.
skavj@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 304d
Guys I'm running low on beef moth
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 304d
The ctrioin steak juice makes a nice substitute.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d
Big fan of bank powder myself
catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 304d
Fuckin love crango juice
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d
I guarantee the mad bastards at ocean spray have already invented it.
BanMe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d
Crango juice and vogkta was my fave
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 305d
One crango juice please!
Quexotic@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 304d
It looked really good and then I started reading the ingredients. I got mad. Like, really quite angry.
devedeset@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 304d
That highlights a big problem. The images are almost definitely all AI generated. And yet they look pretty convincing.
Quexotic@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 304d
Maybe. I think it had a lot more to do with me being a bit hangry to begin with.
bstix@feddit.dk · 8 pts · 305d
I like that it put umlauts on the "b"s in the Swedish meatball recipe.
rImITywR@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 305d
Where can I find a 1/Z measuring cup?
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 305d
You can take your normal measuring cup and use it alongside an imaginary one.
jlow@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 305d
You mean to measure 1/cup?
tiredofsametab@fedia.io · 3 pts · 304d
a Z^-1 measuring cup can be used in a pinch.
stinerman@midwest.social · 8 pts · 305d
I can never find good calt or oif. Does anyone have a brand that they recommend?
Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 304d
Checks öut.
billwashere@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 304d
Mmmm… steak lips.
kokesh@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 305d
One tastier than the other.
formergijoe@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 305d
Aw man. My crango juice is expired!
devedeset@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 304d
I cook a lot and search recipes often. Entirely AI generated recipe sites are all over the fucking place now. They all seem to have some form of "Marry Me Chicken".
Unfortunately the image generation has gotten quite good. They still have a sort of look about them (like in this example, they're all in the same exact type of vessel). Many of the recipe sites separate out the text generation from the image generation so there are far fewer obvious crazy typos.
Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 304d
hmmm love me some bonciles torky
GottaHaveFaith@fedia.io · 5 pts · 305d
Tfw no cum ;(
NickeeCoco@piefed.social · 5 pts · 305d
1/2 cup crango juice
Rooty@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 304d
This is what you deserve for using Pinterest.
apftwb@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 305d
Cround you own beef with meat crinder
entwine@programming.dev · 4 pts · 305d
Two of them just look like dog food
rumba@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 304d
Someone needs to laminate this and put it out at Omega Mart.
cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 304d
Is Isabelle passing this out on Animal Crossing? (Nintendo game where almost all the text looks like AI slop. There's a fan theory that it takes place many centuries in the future, post-apocalyptic, and they don't actually know what English (or whatever localised language the Switch is set to) except the shops do have accurately written names. But for the rest? Either they used AI, or they mixed up a bunch of languages (including Arabic, it kinda has the "noodle" effect). Or they just didn't know.
Crozekiel@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 304d
I thought it was basically animals brought up to sapience trying to keep the very small number of humans left alive comfortable and happy. It's basically a conservation effort. They realized we re-wired our brains to require us to be working off debt to be "comfortable" so Tom Nook pretends to loan us a bunch of money we have to work off, and that's also why the economy makes no sense and everyone is just so happy that we sell them a potato or a nice rock or whatever.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d
As if "AI posts blocked" would be honored if a single cent was to be made.
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 304d
At least they are better than the recipes i have made
webp@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 304d
Where can one harvest a beef moth?
MourningDove@lemmy.zip · -1 pts · 304d
SkellyMonstera@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 304d
To laugh at.
devedeset@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 304d
For awareness of it? It has gotten nefarious. Web searching for recipes in general now returns like 30% completely AI generated websites depending on what you're looking for.
Rezoie@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 304d
I bet this is ai generated image