The real problem is it's changed over the years. As the tellers stopped handling so much money and change, they've moved more toward receiving and tendering checks. While there are still a decent number of cash deposits and the occasional need for specific bill withdrawals, over time it will dwindle from cotton paper dust to more wood pulp and microplastic-based dust. Also it matters a lot where your bank dust has been collectioned, the dust from the air handling system filters contains more fine particulate and urea from duct-based robbery attempts, where as the dust collected from the mob stations are more of wax-based dust.
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I cook a lot and search recipes often. Entirely AI generated recipe sites are all over the fucking place now. They all seem to have some form of "Marry Me Chicken".
Unfortunately the image generation has gotten quite good. They still have a sort of look about them (like in this example, they're all in the same exact type of vessel). Many of the recipe sites separate out the text generation from the image generation so there are far fewer obvious crazy typos.
Is Isabelle passing this out on Animal Crossing? (Nintendo game where almost all the text looks like AI slop. There's a fan theory that it takes place many centuries in the future, post-apocalyptic, and they don't actually know what English (or whatever localised language the Switch is set to) except the shops do have accurately written names. But for the rest? Either they used AI, or they mixed up a bunch of languages (including Arabic, it kinda has the "noodle" effect). Or they just didn't know.
I thought it was basically animals brought up to sapience trying to keep the very small number of humans left alive comfortable and happy. It's basically a conservation effort. They realized we re-wired our brains to require us to be working off debt to be "comfortable" so Tom Nook pretends to loan us a bunch of money we have to work off, and that's also why the economy makes no sense and everyone is just so happy that we sell them a potato or a nice rock or whatever.
For awareness of it? It has gotten nefarious. Web searching for recipes in general now returns like 30% completely AI generated websites depending on what you're looking for.
77 Comments
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 84 pts · 256d
The store was out of parlic, what do I substitute?
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 256d
Garsley.
PhilipTheBucket@piefed.social · 37 pts · 256d
Bank powder
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 256d
Is that bosher?
egrets@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 256d
Just add an extra email or two of onion, and a little extra oif to allow for the quantity.
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 65 pts · 256d
I like how it managed to spell Worcestershire right.
Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 256d
But it's Worcestershire aluoe, not the sauce
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 42 pts · 256d
I love steak lips
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 17 pts · 256d
Best part of the cow, no contest
teft@piefed.social · 31 pts · 256d
They say that somewhere out there is a farm where none of the cows have lips.
They just wander around going "OOOOOOOO".
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 256d
May I have the tösp, bröther?
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 255d
what?
what??
what?????
error: invalid operands "int" and "type" for division
sauce
I see what you did there
which banks are ok to pulverise? please clarify
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fuck ai
altasshet@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 255d
3 lb bonclless torkey roast is my favorite
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 255d
At what point does the Rust compiler shoot itself in the head?
jlow@discuss.tchncs.de · 25 pts · 256d
Tag yourself, I'm 1 tösb blion muctard
HostilePasta@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 256d
2 lb steak lips
FearMeAndDecay@literature.cafe · 8 pts · 256d
I’m 1/2 cup crango juice
drolex@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 256d
1 email onion
Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 256d
2lb chrohen breasts
Damage@feddit.it · 2 pts · 255d
Rick & Morty fast food
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 256d
1 cup beet both
janus2@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 256d
½ tsp bank powder 💰
Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 256d
I email onion
jaredwhite@humansare.social · 23 pts · 256d
My whole life I've desperately wondered what bank powder tastes like. Finally I'll get my chance this Yhanskgivong!
rumba@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 256d
The real problem is it's changed over the years. As the tellers stopped handling so much money and change, they've moved more toward receiving and tendering checks. While there are still a decent number of cash deposits and the occasional need for specific bill withdrawals, over time it will dwindle from cotton paper dust to more wood pulp and microplastic-based dust. Also it matters a lot where your bank dust has been collectioned, the dust from the air handling system filters contains more fine particulate and urea from duct-based robbery attempts, where as the dust collected from the mob stations are more of wax-based dust.
Please subscribe for more made-up bank-dust-based facts.
apftwb@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 256d
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 256d
Still the most misunderstood far side
debil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 255d
It has its own Wikipedia entry too.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 256d
"Crango juice" sounds like Aussie slang for PCP.
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 256d
Definitely a special item you’d find in Fallout that’s just jet and psycho mixed together or something.
nocturne@slrpnk.net · 20 pts · 256d
I wonder what the flavor difference between beet broth, and beef moth is.
wizblizz@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 256d
Beef moth has a meatier texture.
davidgro@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 256d
And more powdery.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 255d
and it forces bugs to worship it
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 256d
Why not beet both?
Cordyceps_cereal@lemmynsfw.com · 19 pts · 256d
Can't wait to have me a boncle of torkey with some crango juice!
Darkard@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 256d
If you can't get a hold of any bank powder then safe deposit box granules will do.
davidgro@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 256d
I figured I'd just take the jackhammer down to Chase and get my own freshly made.
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 256d
Mmmm, crohen breasts.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 256d
Calt is the best seasoning
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 256d
Calt and parlic kinda sound good. Now i want to taste them.
skavj@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 256d
Guys I'm running low on beef moth
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 256d
The ctrioin steak juice makes a nice substitute.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 256d
Big fan of bank powder myself
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 256d
One crango juice please!
catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 256d
Fuckin love crango juice
BanMe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 255d
Crango juice and vogkta was my fave
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 255d
I guarantee the mad bastards at ocean spray have already invented it.
Quexotic@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 256d
It looked really good and then I started reading the ingredients. I got mad. Like, really quite angry.
devedeset@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 255d
That highlights a big problem. The images are almost definitely all AI generated. And yet they look pretty convincing.
Quexotic@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 255d
Maybe. I think it had a lot more to do with me being a bit hangry to begin with.
Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 255d
Checks öut.
bstix@feddit.dk · 8 pts · 256d
I like that it put umlauts on the "b"s in the Swedish meatball recipe.
rImITywR@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 256d
Where can I find a 1/Z measuring cup?
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 256d
You can take your normal measuring cup and use it alongside an imaginary one.
jlow@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 256d
You mean to measure 1/cup?
tiredofsametab@fedia.io · 3 pts · 256d
a Z^-1 measuring cup can be used in a pinch.
stinerman@midwest.social · 8 pts · 256d
I can never find good calt or oif. Does anyone have a brand that they recommend?
kokesh@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 256d
One tastier than the other.
billwashere@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 255d
Mmmm… steak lips.
devedeset@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 255d
I cook a lot and search recipes often. Entirely AI generated recipe sites are all over the fucking place now. They all seem to have some form of "Marry Me Chicken".
Unfortunately the image generation has gotten quite good. They still have a sort of look about them (like in this example, they're all in the same exact type of vessel). Many of the recipe sites separate out the text generation from the image generation so there are far fewer obvious crazy typos.
formergijoe@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 256d
Aw man. My crango juice is expired!
GottaHaveFaith@fedia.io · 5 pts · 256d
Tfw no cum ;(
NickeeCoco@piefed.social · 5 pts · 256d
1/2 cup crango juice
Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 256d
hmmm love me some bonciles torky
apftwb@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 256d
Cround you own beef with meat crinder
Rooty@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 255d
This is what you deserve for using Pinterest.
entwine@programming.dev · 4 pts · 256d
Two of them just look like dog food
rumba@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 256d
Someone needs to laminate this and put it out at Omega Mart.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d
As if "AI posts blocked" would be honored if a single cent was to be made.
cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 255d
Is Isabelle passing this out on Animal Crossing? (Nintendo game where almost all the text looks like AI slop. There's a fan theory that it takes place many centuries in the future, post-apocalyptic, and they don't actually know what English (or whatever localised language the Switch is set to) except the shops do have accurately written names. But for the rest? Either they used AI, or they mixed up a bunch of languages (including Arabic, it kinda has the "noodle" effect). Or they just didn't know.
Crozekiel@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 255d
I thought it was basically animals brought up to sapience trying to keep the very small number of humans left alive comfortable and happy. It's basically a conservation effort. They realized we re-wired our brains to require us to be working off debt to be "comfortable" so Tom Nook pretends to loan us a bunch of money we have to work off, and that's also why the economy makes no sense and everyone is just so happy that we sell them a potato or a nice rock or whatever.
webp@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 255d
Where can one harvest a beef moth?
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 255d
At least they are better than the recipes i have made
MourningDove@lemmy.zip · -1 pts · 256d
SkellyMonstera@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 256d
To laugh at.
devedeset@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 255d
For awareness of it? It has gotten nefarious. Web searching for recipes in general now returns like 30% completely AI generated websites depending on what you're looking for.
Rezoie@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 256d
I bet this is ai generated image