c/microblogmemes · by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 266dCasual sex Yes I'm aware this post could attend grade school 575 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world
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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 28 pts · 266d
What do you wear to make it ranked competitive sex, if you're not down for formal sex? A helmet? 🤔
AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 266d
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 27 pts · 266d
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 4 pts · 266d
For you or the empire?
Venator@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 266d
Implying that Kirby isn't glorious... Smh
AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 265d
Kirby is glorious but plays for fun Cuz it isnt fair for others when Kirby goes competitive
Venator@lemmy.nz · 12 pts · 266d
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 266d
Sports shirt with sponsor logos and tennis socks
sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 266d
Tiger & Bunny Make a Porno.
qupada@fedia.io · 5 pts · 266d
Knee and elbow pads.
UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 266d
Racing gloves and cool goggles.
CannonGoBoom@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 266d
I think that’s Jordan from the Axis of Awesome!
OscarRobin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 266d
‘tis
Zier@fedia.io · 4 pts · 266d
Why would you put a bowtie on your willie?
reev@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 266d
Uhm, because I'm not a slut?
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 266d
It's after six. What am I, a farmer?
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 266d
Maybe because your regular tie is at the dry cleaner?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 266d
What else am I supposed to use the stapler for?
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 266d
Why wouldn't you?
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 1 pts · 262d
I only do ranked sex for the matchmaking.