Its like when you're walking up the stairs in an apartment building and you can smell somebody's cooking and you're like "ooh I wonder what they're cooking."
I recently did a fart in bed whilst half asleep that woke me up and I tried to roll away from it.
It was so bad the wife asked me if I'd just shit the bed.
It's already too late for them so they forgot to smell it all up hence the odor. One afternoon in a nursing home per week can do wonders for people who haven't Alzheimer's already!
Doesn't seem like that's the case. Via either proximity or an individuals higher hydrogen sulfate concentration, someone else's farts may be more beneficial to you than your own.
Speak for yourself. A tyrannical dictator paid me hundreds of thousands of dollars just to feed me turkey and deviled eggs in an enclosed room with some kind of fan and concentration chamber.
My dog likes to stretch his front legs as he's getting off the couch, and in doing so, always, ALWAYS farts with these butthole spasms where it opens and closes several times. It's a fucking horror show. It's like watching the good place then suddenly cut to real life footage of a murder. Straight up traumatizing.
In before we see bottled fart in amazon. And then following that high hyrdogen sulfide content premium grade farts and premium hydrogen sulfide with with added Methyl Mercaptan because it is shown to increase hydrogen sulfide intake
Hol'up. Now they're trying to tell us that while we're busy being poor, we can be "better" by huffing our own intestinal gases? Is this just them trying to normalize their own psychoses? Thafuq.
63 Comments
BadlyTimedLuck@lemmy.world · 81 pts · 255d
Are you a smart fellla or a fart smella?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 57 pts · 255d
Science says you may be both!
Vitaly@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 255d
Yes
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 45 pts · 255d
Fart fetishists out here living forever
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 255d
glances at Kissinger and Cheney
This would explain a lot
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 255d
dutch oven themselves.
PodPerson@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 255d
Everyone likes their own brand.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 255d
Its like when you're walking up the stairs in an apartment building and you can smell somebody's cooking and you're like "ooh I wonder what they're cooking."
Gerblat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d
That, plus crap
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 255d
That's rarely been my case. Usually it's "it smells like someone died a few days ago but I'm not calling the cops"
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 255d
Yes, but not always.
I recently did a fart in bed whilst half asleep that woke me up and I tried to roll away from it.
It was so bad the wife asked me if I'd just shit the bed.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 255d
That's how you know you've succeeded in life.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 255d
My farts are awesome
theneverfox@pawb.social · 18 pts · 255d
I do feel like sampling your own farts is helpful... Like it's a gut biome health check
I'm sure it smells like shit though
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d
Mine smells like freshly baked cookies.
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com · 12 pts · 255d
Username checks out.
Speiser0@feddit.org · 3 pts · 255d
Mmh, can confirm. 😩
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 255d
I did a silent but deadly in a gas station line once and made a kid cry because of it. Never been more proud in my life.
Eh_I@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 255d
Been in a nursing home? This doesn't track.
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org · 6 pts · 255d
It's already too late for them so they forgot to smell it all up hence the odor. One afternoon in a nursing home per week can do wonders for people who haven't Alzheimer's already!
REDACTED@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 255d
Cursed comment
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 254d
So I guess you can be a smart fella AND a fart smella
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 255d
Good news for anyone sharing a train with me this morning.
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 255d
This is a screenshot of a news article.
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 255d
This is a comment on a screenshot of a news article.
Honytawk@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 255d
This is a reply on a comment on a screenshot of a news article.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 254d
This is a fart 💨
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 11 pts · 255d
This is a very astute observation.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 254d
Asstoot observation 😂🤣
gtr@programming.dev · 2 pts · 255d
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/smelling-farts-alzheimers-disease-health-benefits-b2877777.html
halvar@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 255d
true
webp@mander.xyz · 11 pts · 255d
Finally, some good farting news
200ok@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 255d
Big Fart propaganda!!
NotSteve_@piefed.ca · 10 pts · 255d
The tagline seems to indicate they don't need to be your own
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 255d
Well nobody around me has alzheimers... and by the power of egg salad sandwiches I'm going to do my part to make sure they never do.
webp@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 255d
Mine smell the best though
SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 255d
Your farts are still worthless to others. Just sayin.
crank0271@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 255d
It's just Brain Age: Multiplayer Edition
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 255d
Doesn't seem like that's the case. Via either proximity or an individuals higher hydrogen sulfate concentration, someone else's farts may be more beneficial to you than your own.
SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 255d
I've been around those higher hydrogen sulfate passers. If that's beneficial...I'll pass.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 255d
Bro, you're missing out, bro. Let's just hot box our farts together. It's super good for you, bro.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 255d
Speak for yourself. A tyrannical dictator paid me hundreds of thousands of dollars just to feed me turkey and deviled eggs in an enclosed room with some kind of fan and concentration chamber.
Nastybutler@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 255d
Thanks to my dogs, it looks like I have one less thing to worry about
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d
My dog likes to stretch his front legs as he's getting off the couch, and in doing so, always, ALWAYS farts with these butthole spasms where it opens and closes several times. It's a fucking horror show. It's like watching the good place then suddenly cut to real life footage of a murder. Straight up traumatizing.
drascus@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 255d
How do you avoid it?... You are right there.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 255d
Ask, and ye shall receive an answer.
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 254d
This explains all those morning exercises I see the Japanese doing daily. It was all fart escape training.
huppakee@piefed.social · 5 pts · 255d
I bet Big Pharma is already farting out experiments
lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 255d
Well this is certainly good news for me!
Wilco@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 255d
I am calling it now, Trump is going to be shilling canned farms to MAGA now.
Damn fart sniffers.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 255d
That south park episode where they fart in champagne glasses comes to mind.
Avicenna@programming.dev · 4 pts · 255d
In before we see bottled fart in amazon. And then following that high hyrdogen sulfide content premium grade farts and premium hydrogen sulfide with with added Methyl Mercaptan because it is shown to increase hydrogen sulfide intake
6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 255d
There was someone getting healthy on my flight today.
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 255d
How do people avoid smelling their own farts? Do they run away?
Honytawk@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 255d
Crop dusting only
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 255d
I hate Walmart on such an epic level that in the few times I'm forced to go there, I'm disappointed when I can't crop dust someone in there.
Socialjusticewarrior@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 255d
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 255d
Not me, mines too stink
Konstant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 254d
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 254d
Turns out fart jar girl was on to something 😂🤣💨
Chingzilla@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 254d
Seems more like an article the Sun would publish 🤣
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 254d
Hol'up. Now they're trying to tell us that while we're busy being poor, we can be "better" by huffing our own intestinal gases? Is this just them trying to normalize their own psychoses? Thafuq.
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 254d
What about dog farts? She rips them all day long.
Headofthebored@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 234d
Certain amounts? Like, if you die, that was too much?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 0 pts · 234d
I mean... Yeah? You'd suffocate from the lack of oxygen. 🤷♂️