c/lemmyshitpost · by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 256dI’m tired of cornposting I hope this is corny enough for y’all 174 points · 45 comments · view on lemmy.world
45 Comments
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 115 pts · 256d
This pun only works if you mispronounce one or the other
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 60 pts · 255d
Like persephone playing a saxophone.
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 255d
Penelope rhymes with antelope!
enchantedgoldapple@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 255d
Just like Zeus and Odysseus!
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 4 pts · 255d
Or Socrates and Testicles!
GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 255d
One of the more memorable lines from "Whoes Line Is It Anyway", for me as least, was when one of them said, "How's it hanging, Tes-ti-cles?"
llacook@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 255d
With Odysseus being to Zeus as Wario is to Mario
protist@mander.xyz · 21 pts · 255d
Pretty sure that's the point
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 255d
Or both!
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 255d
Chistotle on Arispotle?
Kacarott@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 255d
I thought that was part of the joke
wolfrasin@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 255d
What if we said them both wrongly (⌐■_■)
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 256d
Like not even close mispronounce.
TheBlindPew@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 255d
Yeah, everyone knows the correct pronunciation is Chip-ōl-tay
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 255d
Well, there isn't an 'é' at the end of Chipotle so I assume you pronounce it like Aristotle instead of like Nestlé.
LSNLDN@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 255d
I unironically thought it was pronounced chipottel until I heard Cartman in that South Park episode
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 255d
Hahaha I had the same thing when John Oliver made a joke about it
robocall@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 255d
Aristotle on the Chipotle?
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 255d
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 35 pts · 255d
Marble bust with a burrito lust?
Mist101@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 255d
Ancient Greek on a burrito that leaks?
The_Lurker@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 256d
I could probably get it if I knew the emperor. But I don't. And I can't.
brossman@infosec.pub · 46 pts · 256d
it's aristotle (pronounced aristotle)
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net · 26 pts · 256d
Thanks for clarifying the pronunciation, I was confused.
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 255d
I believe it's actually pronounced Aristotle, to rhyme with Aristotle
wolfrasin@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 255d
'Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle'
By examination of rhyme in ancient songs of yore we can guess at correct pronunciation
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 255d
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
guy@piefed.social · 0 pts · 255d
No way in hell I'm pronouncing it to rhyme with bottle
wolfrasin@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 255d
You prefer to call him A-wrist-tote-lay?
guy@piefed.social · 3 pts · 255d
A-rizz-totely or no dice
The_Lurker@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d
I get it now!
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 255d
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 256d
Hint: its not an emperor
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 256d
You can tell by the beard.
toiletobserver@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 255d
So-crates!
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 255d
No he's over at Wendy's
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 255d
Or Applebees
The_Lurker@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 255d
That's where I got confused. I thought it was Marcus Aurelius. Very confused.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 255d
No, he’s at Dunkin Donuts
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 255d
Santa in a burrito!
DrSleepless@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 255d
Ceaser on a place that doesn’t sell salad
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 255d
Ceaser?
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 255d
Chip-pot-el
SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 255d
Aristoteles on Chipotle?
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 255d
Alsjemenou@lemy.nl · 2 pts · 255d
clint eastwood on fast food?
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 255d
chipotle on my plat-o