I don't understand, do they have some kind of VPS with Jellyfin etc. via SSO / LDAP for their polyamorous group? And they even have a ticket system? How many people are they seeing? My chronically single ass is so confused rn.
Right‽ I really want an open source, private, simple, self hosted way to cleanly aggregate everyone's calendars when they're all using different google/microsoft/apple/work ones.
google calendar and outlook can both kinda do it and Android does it pretty well in calendar apps but otherwise there's a lot of manually messing around with icals and CalDav.
I'd love a simple, polycule-friendly docker container with a web interface where you can log in and it lets you add all your calendars (or create private ones) and share them with other partners. Throw in a cross-platform mobile app for good measure.
There's stuff like nextcloud but the integration with other calendars seems a bit iffy and it's got a lot of extra corporatey cloud stuff. It would be nice to have one that's simple and quick enough for non-techy people to use.
Trying to play helldivers with 3 out of the 4 people in one has been such a nightmare of being invited in and asked to leave so #4 can join, I can only imagine it being worse being in it
Then again I'm probably not a good judge considering I don't think I could handle a mono relationship
And they even have a ticket system? How many people are they seeing?
I legit sent this to my poly group because I've got more than a few technicals friend in there that would giggle about that.
I almost tagged my old manager too, specifically because my throuple jokes about the number of people in their partner space. I can't talk too much because she and I share more than a few partners 😅
Yeah, as a single person I just download torrents from a torrents tracker, watch them locally, and delete afterwards if there are enough seeders besides me. Feels kinda zen compared to all the mess other people are doing.
Having a dedicated VPS with LDAP and SSO for your relationship is funny enough, but the fact that they just add Zs and Es as more Zoes are added to the system instead of just zoe1, zoe1, zoe3, etc is hilarious.
I use Authentik to handle the SSO for my self hosted services. However I'm thinking about moving over to LLDAP + Authelia, that way I can fully declaratively set it up in nix
As someone who was part of the Greater Seattle Polycule, this is so close to reality I wouldn't be surprised either if some people are up to stuff like this. Planning dates often required the type of schedule organizing you can only accomplish with office experience. Hell I bought an employee room locker to put in my apartment to keep everyone's stuff organized. There's enough trans tech workers that sometimes you wind up with an enterprise tool in the mix. I've never personally seen it implemented to this level but yeah, whether to be ironic or a legitimate organizational need I would not be surprised.
We'd also share account access to media to the point where if there was a breakup with someone who had a high value account we'd organize who would take on a new account and if it needed group funded. I don't even know who owned some of the accounts I had access to and I suspect I have an account gleefully chugging away being paid for by someone and it might not even be under my email anymore.
Gotta keep track of when you're free and busy. It really helps when one partner wants to hang out and you may be busy with another. Shared calendars #chefskiss
I feel that rejection mood tho. After a certain point, adding another partner just adds so much overhead that it's a pain to deal with (or you can't give everyone what they need).
In DNS and all Unix style host resolution generally (documentation on the file /etc/resolv.conf details this), all clients have a domain search list, usually set by your DHCP server, which for Google owned computers is obvs google.com, but it can be several domains.
All they need is to set up an A record for go.google.com (its more likely googleplex.com) which runs a link shortener/expander site, and their employees can use the shorthand form of go/linkname for it to be expanded for them in their browser.
They could also set an entry in every corporate computer's local hosts file for 'go', and deploy it automatically using ansible, chef, etc. Or configure it in the company wide HTTP(S) proxy that all clients are configure to use. I forget now which method it is, and there are of course many other ways to do it than these.
Anyway go/linkname is a huge part of their culture as mentioned by the other commenter, and I was also triggered seeing it.
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Pencilnoob@lemmy.world · 237 pts · 254d
I honestly cannot tell if this is satire or real, my friends are weird enough to do this
Maven@piefed.zip · 151 pts · 254d
It was confirmed to be a joke in the replies.
four@lemmy.zip · 47 pts · 254d
It's very delicately skirting that line
msage@programming.dev · 28 pts · 254d
Pornhub for Enterprise is a real thing??
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 254d
might be their name their internal orgy recording archival jellyfin instance
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 253d
It's better than a broken arcade machine.
Rakonat@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 254d
I'm in the same boat. This seems insane, but I know several friends and coworkers who would be all about this.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 254d
Poe's law strikes again
gaiussabinus@lemmy.world · 109 pts · 254d
Pornhub for enterprise?
TTimo@lemmy.today · 77 pts · 254d
It's satire of course. But a well researched ticket.
ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 67 pts · 254d
I think this is the way for satire. Exactly one obvious falsehood in a sea of stuff you can’t entirely discount.
Actually no. Salesforce too. You know what I mean. The ratio is delicate.
HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 254d
They pointed cameras at the Windows for Workgroups.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 254d
Nintendo legal team mad they were paying for regular subscriptions
recklessengagement@lemmy.world · 92 pts · 254d
This took me a minute to parse but I have concluded that it is fucking hilarious
passepartout@feddit.org · 77 pts · 254d
I don't understand, do they have some kind of VPS with Jellyfin etc. via SSO / LDAP for their polyamorous group? And they even have a ticket system? How many people are they seeing? My chronically single ass is so confused rn.
queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone · 47 pts · 254d
mono folx really underestimate the logistics that go into making poly relationships work.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 254d
Honestly, calendaring is probably the hardest part. Managing the authentication and OU structure of a complicated polycule is simple in comparison
TechLich@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 253d
Right‽ I really want an open source, private, simple, self hosted way to cleanly aggregate everyone's calendars when they're all using different google/microsoft/apple/work ones.
google calendar and outlook can both kinda do it and Android does it pretty well in calendar apps but otherwise there's a lot of manually messing around with icals and CalDav.
I'd love a simple, polycule-friendly docker container with a web interface where you can log in and it lets you add all your calendars (or create private ones) and share them with other partners. Throw in a cross-platform mobile app for good measure.
There's stuff like nextcloud but the integration with other calendars seems a bit iffy and it's got a lot of extra corporatey cloud stuff. It would be nice to have one that's simple and quick enough for non-techy people to use.
Fmstrat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 252d
Cal.com. It's also open source.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 253d
I keep telling myself I need an excuse to figure out how to make docker containers.....
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 252d
Trying to play helldivers with 3 out of the 4 people in one has been such a nightmare of being invited in and asked to leave so #4 can join, I can only imagine it being worse being in it
Then again I'm probably not a good judge considering I don't think I could handle a mono relationship
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 254d
I legit sent this to my poly group because I've got more than a few technicals friend in there that would giggle about that.
I almost tagged my old manager too, specifically because my throuple jokes about the number of people in their partner space. I can't talk too much because she and I share more than a few partners 😅
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 254d
Yeah, as a single person I just download torrents from a torrents tracker, watch them locally, and delete afterwards if there are enough seeders besides me. Feels kinda zen compared to all the mess other people are doing.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 254d
It's satire
GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 61 pts · 254d
Having a dedicated VPS with LDAP and SSO for your relationship is funny enough, but the fact that they just add Zs and Es as more Zoes are added to the system instead of just zoe1, zoe1, zoe3, etc is hilarious.
magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 254d
Does everyone here not manage SSO across the VMS that handle their daily computing with something like FreeIPA? AM I NOT NORMAL?
Semi-/s
bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 254d
I am pretty sure managing FreeIPA and being in a relationship are mutually exclusive.
magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 254d
Honestly for a while I thought so too lmao.
magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 254d
Archer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 254d
Well look at fancy pants here with SSO
/s
white_nrdy@programming.dev · 1 pts · 254d
I use Authentik to handle the SSO for my self hosted services. However I'm thinking about moving over to LLDAP + Authelia, that way I can fully declaratively set it up in nix
bitwolf@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 253d
I read this now, as I just finished setting up kanidm and LDAP integration for my NAS and OIDC for my container services.
Looking into RADIUS next.
I can't be alone on this 😅
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 254d
I know, and can you believe that they shelled out for Pornhub for Enterprise?
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org · 46 pts · 254d
I mean, sure, it’s a joke, but is it weird that I read that and thought “That’s kind of hot”?
mearce@programming.dev · 10 pts · 254d
Check your email.
Please read the attached terms. Accept the virtual interview invitation if and only if you meet our requirements.
Talk soon 😘
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 254d
I think the Greater Seattle Polycule is set up with all this stuff, and I wish I was joking.
I think that not only is this real, it’s not even intended to be a joke.
At least Portland’s transbian dating scheme has a few fissures in it that keep it from adopting a fucking enterprise model.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 33 pts · 254d
As someone who was part of the Greater Seattle Polycule, this is so close to reality I wouldn't be surprised either if some people are up to stuff like this. Planning dates often required the type of schedule organizing you can only accomplish with office experience. Hell I bought an employee room locker to put in my apartment to keep everyone's stuff organized. There's enough trans tech workers that sometimes you wind up with an enterprise tool in the mix. I've never personally seen it implemented to this level but yeah, whether to be ironic or a legitimate organizational need I would not be surprised.
We'd also share account access to media to the point where if there was a breakup with someone who had a high value account we'd organize who would take on a new account and if it needed group funded. I don't even know who owned some of the accounts I had access to and I suspect I have an account gleefully chugging away being paid for by someone and it might not even be under my email anymore.
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 254d
Internally giggling/cringing at the idea of using Bookings to plan dates. Big symbolism when you give someone access to your ‘overnights’ service.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 254d
Gotta keep track of when you're free and busy. It really helps when one partner wants to hang out and you may be busy with another. Shared calendars #chefskiss
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 254d
can i get more info on the greater seattlle polycule, I am very interested in it
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 251d
Sure, what kind of info?
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 249d
infodump me
sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 254d
This sounds like the best form of communism possible
mech@feddit.org · 11 pts · 254d
The Greater Seattle Policule sounds like an anarchist faction in a post-apoc game I'd love to play.
eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 253d
Give it 5 years, we'll get there
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 254d
Pornhub for Enterprise is not real. So either there was one random, awkwardly placed joke, or the entire thing is satire.
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 253d
If Pornhub for Enterprise isn’t real, then what’s the scalable, supportable, enterprise-based solution for sperm bank production?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 253d
Old Playboy magazines donated by the estates of dead boomer men, probably
kibiz0r@midwest.social · 34 pts · 254d
Nix clusters lmao. 10/10 detail.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 254d
The worst thing about the polyamorous community are the ridiculous puns.
The best part is the group sex.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 254d
Why did you say the best part twice?
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 254d
My brain may be too polysaturated right now to understand that.
I did once get rejected by a polyamorous who deadass told me she was "polysaturated" at the moment though
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 254d
I feel that rejection mood tho. After a certain point, adding another partner just adds so much overhead that it's a pain to deal with (or you can't give everyone what they need).
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 254d
I mean, absolutely.
I'm not complaining. Rejection happens, it's a part of life and I don't get bent out of shape over it.
The word polysaturated is ridiculous though.
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 254d
the best is the group cuddle
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 254d
My dream is to sleep in a pile every night.
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 254d
i wanna be the pile
plyth@feddit.org · 3 pts · 254d
You are
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 254d
:3 meow
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 254d
Finally I've met my polycule.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 253d
I sleep in a pile every night, though I am the solitary human. My dogs like to cuddle.
StellarExtract@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 254d
So many hilarious details in this
call_me_xale@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 254d
As a former Googler, the go/ links border on triggering
bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 254d
How do those links work? Does Google own the TLD for .go? I thought two letter TLDs were all country specific.
gooeyglob@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 254d
In DNS and all Unix style host resolution generally (documentation on the file /etc/resolv.conf details this), all clients have a domain search list, usually set by your DHCP server, which for Google owned computers is obvs google.com, but it can be several domains.
All they need is to set up an A record for go.google.com (its more likely googleplex.com) which runs a link shortener/expander site, and their employees can use the shorthand form of go/linkname for it to be expanded for them in their browser.
They could also set an entry in every corporate computer's local hosts file for 'go', and deploy it automatically using ansible, chef, etc. Or configure it in the company wide HTTP(S) proxy that all clients are configure to use. I forget now which method it is, and there are of course many other ways to do it than these.
Anyway go/linkname is a huge part of their culture as mentioned by the other commenter, and I was also triggered seeing it.
call_me_xale@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 254d
Fellow Xoogler?
gooeyglob@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 254d
Yah, left in 2024.
smiletolerantly@awful.systems · 13 pts · 254d
Yeaaaah I was pretty sure "Pornhub for Enterprise" isn't real, but still had to look it up. Could have fooled me otherwise.
Especially because this ticks a lot of boxes for me. Well. Apart from the polycule.
TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 254d
Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 254d
The worst part is the image compression.
7toed@midwest.social · 6 pts · 253d
I see these comments, does your client not have a hugh res button? I think you can toggle it to always fetch the high res but its to save bandwidth
Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 253d
Why is it only this post?
Sv443@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 253d
cause the image is high res enough to be above the file size threshold
douglasg14b@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 253d
tuna@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 252d
Must love neovim so much ve uses ve/vim neopronouns
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 253d