There's a reason why the orange buffoon can't control his bowels. Yep, he could take any size and any length.
People would say that no one could take a cock like he could, he was tremendous. The best. Men would come up when he was on his hands and knees and, BAM, straight in like a rat up a drainpipe. No lube dongeedonny was his name!!!
How long before we hear that Trump and all of Epstein's other friends were victims of Jeffrey Epstein, lured down there, plyed with alcohol, possibly drugged, and enticed into compromising behavior for blackmail purposes? They're victims, not pedophiles.
Well that reads as if the Putin part could be a joke. If you remember, it was a common theory online at the time (or was it later?) that Putin has some kind of video on Trump and that's why he's so pro-Russia. As of now I don't think any such video has been released? But I could easily see them joking about Putin having photos or a video of something that happened for real on Jeffy E's island.
It could very well be, I'm just saying this isn't a smoking gun that Putin necessarily has the photos, but the thing having happened is implied more strongly.
I don't know any more than you do, but that's just how it sounds to me: the thing likely happened, the existence of photos is implied too, but the Putin part could be meant either seriously or jokingly. That part sounds kinda iffy to me.
31 Comments
TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone · 64 pts · 233d
What a terrible day to have eyes
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 233d
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 52 pts · 233d
That's the face of man you can depend on.
Sorry...mis-spoke.
That's the face of a man with depends on.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 233d
not even depends can contain that shit. that's a load for Oops I Crapped My Pants™
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 32 pts · 233d
Sexy tennis shorts. Blowing bubba. It all makes sense now.
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 233d
Epstein was a monster he wouldn't hesitate to take advantage of the mentality disabled.
Denjin@feddit.uk · 20 pts · 233d
All that junk up in that trunk
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 233d
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 233d
There's a reason why the orange buffoon can't control his bowels. Yep, he could take any size and any length.
People would say that no one could take a cock like he could, he was tremendous. The best. Men would come up when he was on his hands and knees and, BAM, straight in like a rat up a drainpipe. No lube dongeedonny was his name!!!
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 233d
tsk... this is unsavory and beneath the office, but... it does add up with his intimate knowledge of arnold palmer's dong.
he probably remembered every throbbing inch.
slothrop@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 233d
Where corn?
4am@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 233d
Just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it ain’t there
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 233d
anybody notice that he's wearing his own merch
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 233d
also fixed again
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 233d
If you look closely you just MIGHT notice that there is corn on his head.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 233d
Corn hole.
lost_faith@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 233d
On the left side, just not processed yet
Ok, I feel sick now, and you should too
ryanvade@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 232d
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 233d
Sure, all those 14 year olds wanted a piece of that sweet Trump action.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 233d
disgusting. 14 year olds only want one thing!
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 233d
Deepthroat Donny
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 233d
A greedy cock monger.
irish_link@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 233d
Fucking finally!!!
For the longest time I have been bitching about this exact thing. Recently no one has been posting anything accurate like this.
It’s about damn time we had a decent shitpost. ;)
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 233d
How long before we hear that Trump and all of Epstein's other friends were victims of Jeffrey Epstein, lured down there, plyed with alcohol, possibly drugged, and enticed into compromising behavior for blackmail purposes? They're victims, not pedophiles.
tym@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 233d
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 232d
Well that reads as if the Putin part could be a joke. If you remember, it was a common theory online at the time (or was it later?) that Putin has some kind of video on Trump and that's why he's so pro-Russia. As of now I don't think any such video has been released? But I could easily see them joking about Putin having photos or a video of something that happened for real on Jeffy E's island.
tym@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 232d
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 232d
It could very well be, I'm just saying this isn't a smoking gun that Putin necessarily has the photos, but the thing having happened is implied more strongly.
I don't know any more than you do, but that's just how it sounds to me: the thing likely happened, the existence of photos is implied too, but the Putin part could be meant either seriously or jokingly. That part sounds kinda iffy to me.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 233d
With a cake like that he could jump over the wall to Mexico.
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 233d
God damnit! Now I just threw up a bit in my mouth. Thanks a lot, OP!
Zier@fedia.io · 4 pts · 233d
We know he didn't because no one wants to get naked with this smelly bitch.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 233d
Well he has the mental age of a toddler, so maybe that turned him on?
jerk_splerkin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 233d
He’s got plenty of cake. Somebody’s gotta want a slice, right?