Ketchup

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19 Comments

deranger@sh.itjust.works · 54 pts · 240d (4 replies)

Who the fuck wants thinner ketchup? At some point you’re just going to end up with sugar sweetened V8.

dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 240d

Maybe I want sweet tomato glazed fries, did you ever think about that, Kevin?

kogasa@programming.dev · 2 pts · 239d (1 reply)

You could use it as a dressing rather than a dip. Like sriracha or tabasco, but not spicy.

nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 239d

Russian dressing.

caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 239d

It's not a sugary nightmare in every country

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 240d (2 replies)

Make catsup instead.

Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 21 pts · 240d

The American law covers that too

Catsup, ketchup, or catchup is the food prepared from one or any combination of two or more of the following optional tomato ingredients:

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 240d

That's the sound my cat makes when expelling a hair ball. CATSUP

fonji@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 240d
Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 240d

just add more corn syrup - heinz

nandeEbisu@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 240d

That's practically tomato juice you sick MFer!

Triumph@fedia.io · 7 pts · 240d
DupaCycki@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 239d (1 reply)

USA: "Silly EU is regulating every little thing!" Also USA:

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 239d

The US food rules are weird because we highly regulated food a hundred years ago so well we stopped regulating nearly as much since. This means our rules are designed largely to stop 19th century style adulteration

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 239d

When you discuss condiments on BobIsTheOilGuy.com.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 240d

I have been wanting to try making my own ketchup to see how it compares to Heinz (or any other brand in the US since, to me, they all taste the same; which is mostly vinegar flavor).

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 239d

"Tested at 20°C"

"Refrigerate after opening" 🙄

nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 1 pts · 240d

Well what do you want to do about thin walled cauldrons that are a safety hazard?

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 240d

You fiend! This is madness, madness!
You just un-fancied my fancy ketchup!