Winner takes all

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39 Comments

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 235d (4 replies)

Mentat-ass lookin motherfucker

deranger@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 235d (1 reply)

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 3 pts · 235d

Great line from an even greater Film adaptation.

AreaKode@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 235d

The spice must flow...

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 235d

His political calculations must've been unparalleled.

grte@lemmy.ca · 51 pts · 235d (2 replies)

It's like he nabbed Stalin's moustache off his corpse when he died and glued it to his forehead upside down.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 21 pts · 235d

"And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those meddling Bolsheviks!"

axexrx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 234d

My dad used to joke that after Stalin's death, his mustache went into hiding as Breschnev's eyebrows

MustaSpiraali@sopuli.xyz · 48 pts · 235d (1 reply)

Mrs. Brezhnev: "Leonid, what are you doing on that computer?"

Brezhnev: "I browse"

HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 234d

Dad joke level unlocked!

too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 234d (3 replies)

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 234d

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 234d

Peak male form

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 234d

Posting smut like this is why the US is doomed

scytale@piefed.zip · 27 pts · 235d (1 reply)

He’s a mentat.

toeblast96@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 234d
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Hux@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 235d (1 reply)

Optical illusion.

When you turn the picture upside down it’s Tom Selleck.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 235d

1000002636

apex32@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 234d (4 replies)

He looks qualified to own a car wash. (Reference)

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 234d

5parky@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 234d (1 reply)

He looks qualified to own be a car wash.

anugeshtu@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 234d

And now I'm just imagining that guy brushing cars with those eyebrows

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 234d

Fun fact: Romania's current prime-minister, just like Bogdan, has mighty eyebrows

Soviet eyebrows were no match for Romanian eyebrows. That's why Romania lives on

BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 235d

His eyebrows are cosplaying as Londo from Babylon 5

Manticore@lemmy.nz · 9 pts · 234d

Damn this dude already looks like a political caricature of himself

Marinatorres@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 234d

Brezhnev isn’t #1, he’s the entire leaderboard — those eyebrows have their own ZIP code.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 235d (4 replies)

The funniest thing about this is that they look trimmed. How wild were they before he intervened?

BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 234d (3 replies)

Looking up pics of him is kind of a trip, you can tell he gets them trimmed regularly, but not regularly enough. He's constantly cycling from normal human eyebrows up to this.

Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 234d (1 reply)

Chasing a receding hairline with your eyebrows.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 234d

It's not clear who's winning, but I'm along for the ride.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 234d

That was a delightfully weird rabbit hole, and thank you for that. It's almost as if his eyebrows were a metaphor for the health of the USSR.

My grandfather's clock was too large for the shelf,

So it stood ninety years on the floor;

It was taller by half than the old man himself,

Though it weighed not a pennyweight more.

It was bought on the morn of the day that he was born,

And was always his treasure and pride;

But it stopp'd short — never to go again —

When the old man died.

Like that song, except with eyebrows.

SSETranquility@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 235d

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 235d

Luigi at 80.

splashgarden@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 234d

i'm sorry to every pair of drawn-on rectangular instagram eyebrows i've ever made fun of. i truly was not prepared for the brezhnev brows

TomMasz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 234d

My eyebrows would look like that if I didn’t trim them regularly. It’s a Slavic thing.

RyanDownyJr@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 235d

Eyebrows? I believe you mean eyebrowperiod

dutchkimble@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 234d (1 reply)

He’s a bloody Hynerian!

Mannimarco@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 234d

A Farscape reference in the wild, you don't see that everyday

Hylactor@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 235d
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 234d

Werewolf.

HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 234d
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