I had a similar thought, do nothing, my (male) ex can have my dad’s body, and my dad can have another 30 years. Answer may change if I find a new partner.
Fingers for eyelashes. If can bend them, this is even better. That means I can flip people off with "my eyes" and in rare occasions, quadruple flip people off.
When I was in the army, this one was popular: "would you rather sleep with someone who was in every way an attractive, feminine woman but she comes and was born with a dick and balls (let's just say they're not too threatening but they're still there), or someone who was in every way an attractive, masculine man (bald with a beard!) but came and was born with a pussy?"
If it could be vegan cheese, then I'd go for that. I think its good on toast and pizza is great, of course. I say I hardly like it because everyone else seems to die for it in all forms. Meanwhile I rarely go out of my way to have it unless its an integral part of something, like pizza.
I actually gave this way to much thought... Since veganism is all about reducing animal exploitation it is vegan as long as the ejaculatee is in no way exploited.
I was initially making a dumb joke, but no, I wouldn't. Maybe Italy for the novelty of it, but I've had too many bad pizza experiences outside of CT to even bother giving it another try. Maybe Chicago, though.
so looking into this on the Wikipedia I can comfortably say New Haven, Connecticut is comprnsating harder than a lifted truck flying a dozen Gadsden flags. I'll have to try it myself, but the description sounds like a hipster joint with bad taste.
That's insane coming from me because I'll gladly die on the hill that the right way to enjoy food is the way you enjoy it.
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jws_shadotak@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 239d
Your dad and your partner switch bodies. The only way to switch them back is to bang one of them.
Do you bang your partner in your dad's body or do you bang your dad in your partner's body?
AmidFuror@fedia.io · 20 pts · 239d
ESH. Divorce Dad and go no contact with partner.
emmanuel_car@fedia.io · 9 pts · 239d
I had a similar thought, do nothing, my (male) ex can have my dad’s body, and my dad can have another 30 years. Answer may change if I find a new partner.
spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 238d
3-way, duh. Get it while you can.
tomi000@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 237d
And they will probably switch back right after climax so youre still at it.
This is evil.
moondoggie@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 239d
Would you rather stop and think or be punched in the crotch?
moistclump@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 238d
Dear God please punch me.
mrtnisla@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 238d
Kinky isn't it jajjaj lool
Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 239d
Fingers for eyelashes or eyelashes for fingers?
Urp
TehBamski@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 239d
Fingers for eyelashes. If can bend them, this is even better. That means I can flip people off with "my eyes" and in rare occasions, quadruple flip people off.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 239d
More fingers is always the best option.
KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 238d
Are the finger-eyelashes fingers the size of my normal eyelashes?
If they are, yes, tiny finger eyelashes, disgusting, likely not as good at keeping dirt out of your eyes, but I like functional hands
chunes@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 238d
One my best friend asked me during my senior year of high school:
Would you rather run through the school naked with a bag over your head, or run through without the bag and wearing only underwear?
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 239d
When I was in the army, this one was popular: "would you rather sleep with someone who was in every way an attractive, feminine woman but she comes and was born with a dick and balls (let's just say they're not too threatening but they're still there), or someone who was in every way an attractive, masculine man (bald with a beard!) but came and was born with a pussy?"
ImproperKeming@ani.social · 21 pts · 238d
Well there's metric fucktons of porn of the former but basically none of the latter, so it seems like you have your answer.
Sybilvane@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 238d
I kinda wish there was more of the other kind tbh :(
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 238d
Look up Buck Angel if you dare
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 238d
Hehehe, good catch.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 239d
If they're both attractive, I know plenty of people that would go with both.
moistclump@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 238d
Threesome.
garth@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 239d
Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?
DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 239d
Well, I still have cheese, sooo...
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 239d
Never liked cheese so that's easy!
cloudskater@pawb.social · 7 pts · 239d
I hardly like cheese AND I'm asexual so this question hardly applies to me lol
neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 239d
I think that reverses the question. If you had to pick one, would you occasionally eat cheese or occasionally have sex with someone?
cloudskater@pawb.social · 2 pts · 235d
If it could be vegan cheese, then I'd go for that. I think its good on toast and pizza is great, of course. I say I hardly like it because everyone else seems to die for it in all forms. Meanwhile I rarely go out of my way to have it unless its an integral part of something, like pizza.
TheRedSpade@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 239d
Giving or receiving?
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 239d
You giving out cheese?
Aqarius@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 238d
Occasionally...
garth@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 239d
All of it.
Atlas_@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 239d
Never had either so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 239d
How the fuck have you never had cheese?
ClusterBomb@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 238d
I'm vegan. Easy choice. Superiority of veganism hits again.
Viceversa@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 238d
Is it vegan to swallow cum though?
KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 238d
I actually gave this way to much thought... Since veganism is all about reducing animal exploitation it is vegan as long as the ejaculatee is in no way exploited.
Viceversa@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 232d
On the other hand, every spermatozoon is a living "creature". Well, sort of.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 238d
I can't live without one of these. I'll let the audience decide which.
theherk@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 239d
I can keep eating cheese for free then? Great!
hogmomma@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 239d
If I'd rather eat a shoe or eat pizza outside of Connecticut.
dontsayaword@piefed.social · 11 pts · 239d
You wouldn't eat pizza from NYC? Or Italy, for that matter?
hogmomma@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 238d
I was initially making a dumb joke, but no, I wouldn't. Maybe Italy for the novelty of it, but I've had too many bad pizza experiences outside of CT to even bother giving it another try. Maybe Chicago, though.
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 238d
This is the kinda harmless but thoroughly bananas take I'm here in the thread for. Great work lol
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 239d
Why Italy? Americans invented pizza as we know it today.
dontsayaword@piefed.social · 2 pts · 239d
I don't disagree
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 239d
I've never heard of Connecticut as a pizza culture, and pizza is literally 90% of my body by weight.
Bdtrngl@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 238d
Iunnrais@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 237d
Just googled New Haven pizza… looks like typical mall fare? Thin crust pizza is okay sometimes, I guess, but I’d hardly call it the best pizza around.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 236d
so looking into this on the Wikipedia I can comfortably say New Haven, Connecticut is comprnsating harder than a lifted truck flying a dozen Gadsden flags. I'll have to try it myself, but the description sounds like a hipster joint with bad taste.
That's insane coming from me because I'll gladly die on the hill that the right way to enjoy food is the way you enjoy it.
hogmomma@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 238d
Oh, yeah. Big time. When you've got a minute, look up "pizza capital" (provided you're in the US).
sicarius@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 238d
If England was playing Israel at football, who woukd you (A Scot) support?
Lexam@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 239d
Would you rather do Hemodialysis or Peritoneal dialysis?
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 237d
Quadriplegic and nonverbal/locked in or profoundly mentally disabled.
Basically you get your mind or you get your body, not both.