This new immortality trick helps you avoid Death, and Deaths all over the world hate it!
Whenever I see one of these but a dental trick, the title is always like "this new trick to help you remove your surgically implanted gums really works, and dentists hate it!" And I'm like "well I'm not gonna try it. Dentists probably hate this cause they be fixin everybody's gums now cause of this." And the article never tells you why dentists hate it
If I remember correctly, someone once went down the rabbit hole of clicking on one of those links and documented the experience, and it was a maze of link after link that would make those AI bot trapping programs proud. If you actually got to an article, I'm blown away.
Until eventually, after days of snorting caffeine pills and dancing like Jessie Spano, you manage to mumble “I’m so scared” before falling asleep involuntarily… and swiper finally swipes.
It really fucked me up when Dumbledore announced that house Slytherin would get one point for "every Irish papist who did not deserve to be killed by British muggle soldiers", and continued "naturally, the score has not changed". No idea how J.K. got away with that one.
I knew someone like this except he would regurgitate stupid quotes from anime. It got so bad that after he would finish I'd just start asking "what anime is that from?" And a few times he actually named them. 😒😮💨
47 Comments
obinice@lemmy.world · 132 pts · 251d
Thank you for (poorly?) censoring the word "died", I was scared that I might see a reference to mortality online today. Phew, dodged a bullet! Aah!
LouNeko@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 250d
If you say "No I don't want that.", legally speaking, Death can't get you anymore.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 9 pts · 250d
This one weird trick Death doesn't want you to know about!
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 250d
This new immortality trick helps you avoid Death, and Deaths all over the world hate it!
Whenever I see one of these but a dental trick, the title is always like "this new trick to help you remove your surgically implanted gums really works, and dentists hate it!" And I'm like "well I'm not gonna try it. Dentists probably hate this cause they be fixin everybody's gums now cause of this." And the article never tells you why dentists hate it
NannerBanner@literature.cafe · 1 pts · 249d
If I remember correctly, someone once went down the rabbit hole of clicking on one of those links and documented the experience, and it was a maze of link after link that would make those AI bot trapping programs proud. If you actually got to an article, I'm blown away.
Arrkk@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 250d
"Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!"
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 250d
Until eventually, after days of snorting caffeine pills and dancing like Jessie Spano, you manage to mumble “I’m so scared” before falling asleep involuntarily… and swiper finally swipes.
ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 250d
I straight up thought there was some shit on my phone screen
sigh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 250d
Other apps and sites will straight up not publish your post if it contains certain words.
Gotta protect that advertising revenue.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 250d
Mine cousin doth part the veil mortal.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 1 pts · 250d
I love when people do that. Think about the childrens!
Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 246d
#algospeak
pimento64@sopuli.xyz · 85 pts · 251d
It really fucked me up when Dumbledore announced that house Slytherin would get one point for "every Irish papist who did not deserve to be killed by British muggle soldiers", and continued "naturally, the score has not changed". No idea how J.K. got away with that one.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 251d
Not so fluent in the lore or how to search it. Where from or which book?
TheBat@lemmy.world · 98 pts · 251d
Not_Dav3@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 250d
I always get that one mixed up with "Harry Potter and the Irish Republican Army".
Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 250d
That was the Seamus Finnegan spinoff series I think.
Not_Dav3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 250d
plm00@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 251d
It's not, they made it up.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 251d
Seems unnecessary to invent shit about the Harry Potter lady.
iamthetot@piefed.ca · 37 pts · 251d
You're in a shit post community. Nothing here is necessary.
Honytawk@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 250d
It is necessary to shit, so there is that.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · -7 pts · 251d
Oof. Poor choice of words. It is inappropriate to post lies about a liar degenerate hateful billionaire.
Edit, I don't remember anything specific where she lied
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 249d
It was a funny joke, a fun juxtaposition of the child's book already under discussion, and a contentious and violent period in recent UK history.
Stamau123@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 251d
From Harry Potter and The Fucking Wizard
0ops@piefed.zip · 12 pts · 250d
Plot twist/spoiler: turns out Harry was The Fucking Wizard
ebolapie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 250d
What? But he was just Harry.
guy@piefed.social · 4 pts · 250d
Until Hagrid burst down the door and calmly proclaimed Harry to be, at least, a wizard
ebolapie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 250d
A wizard!?!????
guy@piefed.social · 2 pts · 250d
Wait was it lizard?
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 250d
parzival@lemmy.org · 1 pts · 250d
unrelated, how are you liking the new ao3 interface?
sparkles@piefed.zip · 32 pts · 250d
VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 250d
Same energy.
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip · 22 pts · 251d
Hey, is this the 500/10 guy?
bytesonbike@discuss.online · 12 pts · 250d
Oh my.
the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 250d
I knew someone like this except he would regurgitate stupid quotes from anime. It got so bad that after he would finish I'd just start asking "what anime is that from?" And a few times he actually named them. 😒😮💨
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 249d
STOP FUCKING POSTING CENSORED SHIT
Dasus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 249d
Oh damn I didn't even notice I thought my phone had some dust or thrash on it but yeah theyve censored the i in "died"
Starski@lemmy.zip · -2 pts · 249d
Unfortunately you're feeding into it by reacting this way.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d
Commenting doesn't bump the post up the feed. Only upvoting does.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 250d
My ex husband couldn't hold conversations. He could only quote fragments of lines from movies & Simpsons & Futurama.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 250d
This is really funny and I approve
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 5 pts · 250d
also, somebody who is au fait with transphobia
Embargo@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 251d
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d
Sometimes I wonder if I was too out of touch when I couldn't quote movies and pop media, then I remember shit like this...
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 249d
I loved hp. Until I discovered adult hp Fandom and then I couldn't distance myself from it quicker
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 1 pts · 249d
Honestly I think HP is very good. It's a shame that the author is a huge asshole.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 250d
Yeah but what about Epstein?
BanMe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 250d
He didn't quote Dumbledore much that I know of
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 249d
Is that the hat thing?
Snowclone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 250d