Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.

You may remember the last time i did this: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/37430077 .

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114 Comments

human@slrpnk.net · 68 pts · 218d (2 replies)

What's the best way to clean guinea pig urine off a keyboard?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 62 pts · 218d (1 reply)

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tetris11@feddit.uk · 22 pts · 218d

"hold nose, jab bleach"

LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 49 pts · 218d (1 reply)

What are your favorite keys on the keyboard?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 60 pts · 218d

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Skanky@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 218d (1 reply)

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irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 45 pts · 218d

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Today@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 218d (1 reply)

What's a guinea pig's favorite food?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 46 pts · 218d

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0nt0p0fth3w0rld@feddit.org · 40 pts · 218d (2 replies)

Was god and nations made for slavery?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 53 pts · 218d (1 reply)

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0nt0p0fth3w0rld@feddit.org · 62 pts · 218d

...my god... this changes everything.

generallynonsensical@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 218d (2 replies)
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irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 43 pts · 218d (1 reply)

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generallynonsensical@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 217d
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twinnie@feddit.uk · 32 pts · 218d (1 reply)

How do I get rid of this hangover?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 41 pts · 218d

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DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 218d (2 replies)

What is my password? I've forgotten.

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 32 pts · 218d (1 reply)

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fartographer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 217d

I'm in!

MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 218d (2 replies)

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irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 218d (1 reply)

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MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 218d

Wheek, wheek wheek. Wheek wheek?

Cowbee@lemmy.ml · 26 pts · 218d (2 replies)

Why is she so cute?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 218d (1 reply)

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tetris11@feddit.uk · -2 pts · 218d

"no vaginha"

edit: I question the sanity of the 3 upvotes I got

VonReposti@feddit.dk · 23 pts · 218d (2 replies)

What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 218d (1 reply)

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assa123@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 217d

but what about 42?!!!

Galapagon@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 218d (2 replies)

What are your top stocks to watch for the year?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 218d (1 reply)

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Galapagon@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 218d

Sounds like Nvidia puts to me

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 218d (4 replies)

I'm looking for rigorous references for stochastic calculus. Can you give me some references?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 218d (3 replies)

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PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 14 pts · 218d (1 reply)

Thank you ♥️

pipes@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 218d

tyhsgmk: thank you honestly so goddam muuuuuuch kay? 😁

tetris11@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 218d

"thank you high school gimmick"

socsa@piefed.social · 14 pts · 218d (2 replies)

What kind of porn should I watch right now?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 218d (1 reply)

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tetris11@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 218d

you filthy animal

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 218d (1 reply)

What is your credit card number? (Please include expiration date and the 3 funny numbers on the back)

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 217d

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hansolo@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 218d (5 replies)

What is my cat freaking out about?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 218d (4 replies)

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hansolo@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 218d

Figures!

tetris11@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 218d (2 replies)

I know what that says, and either your cat, the hamster, or me, are potential homophobes

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 217d (1 reply)

There is no hamster here. There is a guinea pig however.

tetris11@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 217d

Tell him I said wheekwheeekwheekwheekwheek!

dwemthy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 218d (1 reply)

What's your reading list for 2026?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 217d

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addiks@feddit.org · 10 pts · 217d (1 reply)

How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 217d

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Avicenna@programming.dev · 10 pts · 218d (2 replies)

Please prove or disprove the Riemann hypothesis

tetris11@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 218d

2 = 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + ...

etc. you get it. now pony up

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 217d

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MoonRaven@feddit.nl · 9 pts · 217d (2 replies)

What should I do tomorrow? I got some time off.

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 217d (1 reply)

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MoonRaven@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 217d

Thank you, very wise.

FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 218d (1 reply)

You gonna lemme hear what that mechanical keyboard do?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 218d

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Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 218d (2 replies)

Should i wear a shirt or my hoodie tomorrow for work?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 218d (1 reply)

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Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 218d

Thank you!

communism@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 218d (1 reply)

How do you like your carrots? Whole, chopped in a certain way?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 218d

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TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 217d (3 replies)

Is the riemann hypothesis actually true?

Type a pair even amount of character if yes, or an impair odd amount if no.

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 217d

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cockmushroom@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 216d (1 reply)

Fwiw, it's "even" and "odd" in english

TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 216d

Oh, my bad, thank you sir

HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 218d (2 replies)

My 5 yr old friend says to ask her "Ding dong, ding dong."

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 217d (1 reply)

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HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 217d

Haaha, thanks, I showed it to him 😂💜

germtm_@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 218d (1 reply)

do you know who ate all the donuts?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 217d

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DegenerationIP@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 217d (2 replies)
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irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 217d (1 reply)

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DegenerationIP@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 217d
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Sudomeapizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 217d (1 reply)

Should I go into work tomorrow?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 217d

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W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 217d (1 reply)

Reminds me of the guy on YouTube that let his goldfish pick stocks. (His goldfish outperformed r/WallStreetBets)

Dr. Guinea Pig, can you explain quantum entanglement to me?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 216d

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assa123@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 218d (1 reply)

do you have a hint for my forgotten password?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 217d

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Hirom@beehaw.org · 5 pts · 218d (2 replies)

I need a new random looking password. Could you generate one for me please?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 217d (1 reply)

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Hirom@beehaw.org · 2 pts · 217d

:)

Valmond@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 218d (1 reply)

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irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 218d

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whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 218d (1 reply)

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irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 218d

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diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 218d (3 replies)

What is a man?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 218d (2 replies)

jpipoj lmk..

diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 218d

That changes everything

Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 218d

We have been misled this whole time

pseudo@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 218d (1 reply)

Are you asleep?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 216d

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chillpanzee@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 218d (2 replies)

What was it like working for Kia back in the day?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 217d (1 reply)

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chillpanzee@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 216d

yep. Makes sense.

blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 217d (1 reply)

who let the dogs out?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 216d

gy klllllll#######

Ach@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 216d (1 reply)

What is your stance on Roe v. Wade?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 216d

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No1@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 218d (1 reply)

Have you ever travelled to Peru and did you try Cuy Chactado?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 216d

9 ...

HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 218d (1 reply)

Carrots or celery?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 217d

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catarina@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 218d (1 reply)

What's your favourite German word?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 217d

vxtttttttttfvugy bh

Galapagon@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 218d

Sounds like Nvidia puts to me

nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 216d (1 reply)

can I please have a sandwich

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 216d

kop......................................;/'#

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lucg@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Why do lucky days come from replies with vowels in them?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 213d

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greenbelt@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 210d (1 reply)

How cute are you?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 210d

jgnfffffffffffc

0k_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 218d (1 reply)

Who's a cute little piggy, you?

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 216d

h ;iooooooooooo