c/asklemmy · by irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 218dAsk my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer. You may remember the last time i did this: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/37430077 . 273 points · 114 comments · view on lemmy.world
114 Comments
human@slrpnk.net · 68 pts · 218d
What's the best way to clean guinea pig urine off a keyboard?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 62 pts · 218d
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tetris11@feddit.uk · 22 pts · 218d
"hold nose, jab bleach"
LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 49 pts · 218d
What are your favorite keys on the keyboard?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 60 pts · 218d
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Skanky@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 218d
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irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 45 pts · 218d
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Today@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 218d
What's a guinea pig's favorite food?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 46 pts · 218d
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0nt0p0fth3w0rld@feddit.org · 40 pts · 218d
Was god and nations made for slavery?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 53 pts · 218d
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0nt0p0fth3w0rld@feddit.org · 62 pts · 218d
...my god... this changes everything.
generallynonsensical@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 218d
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 43 pts · 218d
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generallynonsensical@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 217d
twinnie@feddit.uk · 32 pts · 218d
How do I get rid of this hangover?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 41 pts · 218d
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DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 218d
What is my password? I've forgotten.
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 32 pts · 218d
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fartographer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 217d
I'm in!
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 218d
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irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 218d
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MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 218d
Wheek, wheek wheek. Wheek wheek?
Cowbee@lemmy.ml · 26 pts · 218d
Why is she so cute?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 218d
n0o vh
tetris11@feddit.uk · -2 pts · 218d
"no vaginha"
edit: I question the sanity of the 3 upvotes I got
VonReposti@feddit.dk · 23 pts · 218d
What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 218d
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assa123@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 217d
but what about 42?!!!
Galapagon@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 218d
What are your top stocks to watch for the year?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 218d
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Galapagon@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 218d
Sounds like Nvidia puts to me
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 218d
I'm looking for rigorous references for stochastic calculus. Can you give me some references?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 218d
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PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 14 pts · 218d
Thank you ♥️
pipes@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 218d
tyhsgmk: thank you honestly so goddam muuuuuuch kay? 😁
tetris11@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 218d
"thank you high school gimmick"
socsa@piefed.social · 14 pts · 218d
What kind of porn should I watch right now?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 218d
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tetris11@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 218d
you filthy animal
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 218d
What is your credit card number? (Please include expiration date and the 3 funny numbers on the back)
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 217d
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hansolo@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 218d
What is my cat freaking out about?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 218d
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hansolo@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 218d
Figures!
tetris11@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 218d
I know what that says, and either your cat, the hamster, or me, are potential homophobes
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 217d
There is no hamster here. There is a guinea pig however.
tetris11@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 217d
Tell him I said wheekwheeekwheekwheekwheek!
dwemthy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 218d
What's your reading list for 2026?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 217d
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addiks@feddit.org · 10 pts · 217d
How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 217d
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Avicenna@programming.dev · 10 pts · 218d
Please prove or disprove the Riemann hypothesis
tetris11@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 218d
2 = 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + ...
etc. you get it. now pony up
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 217d
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MoonRaven@feddit.nl · 9 pts · 217d
What should I do tomorrow? I got some time off.
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 217d
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MoonRaven@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 217d
Thank you, very wise.
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 218d
You gonna lemme hear what that mechanical keyboard do?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 218d
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Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 218d
Should i wear a shirt or my hoodie tomorrow for work?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 218d
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Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 218d
Thank you!
communism@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 218d
How do you like your carrots? Whole, chopped in a certain way?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 218d
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TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 217d
Is the riemann hypothesis actually true?
Type a
paireven amount of character if yes, or animpairodd amount if no.irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 217d
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cockmushroom@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 216d
Fwiw, it's "even" and "odd" in english
TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 216d
Oh, my bad, thank you sir
HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 218d
My 5 yr old friend says to ask her "Ding dong, ding dong."
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 217d
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HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 217d
Haaha, thanks, I showed it to him 😂💜
germtm_@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 218d
do you know who ate all the donuts?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 217d
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DegenerationIP@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 217d
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 217d
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DegenerationIP@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 217d
Sudomeapizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 217d
Should I go into work tomorrow?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 217d
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W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 217d
Reminds me of the guy on YouTube that let his goldfish pick stocks. (His goldfish outperformed r/WallStreetBets)
Dr. Guinea Pig, can you explain quantum entanglement to me?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 216d
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assa123@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 218d
do you have a hint for my forgotten password?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 217d
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Hirom@beehaw.org · 5 pts · 218d
I need a new random looking password. Could you generate one for me please?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 217d
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Hirom@beehaw.org · 2 pts · 217d
:)
Valmond@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 218d
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irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 218d
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whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 218d
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irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 218d
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diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 218d
What is a man?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 218d
jpipoj lmk..
diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 218d
That changes everything
Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 218d
We have been misled this whole time
pseudo@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 218d
Are you asleep?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 216d
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chillpanzee@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 218d
What was it like working for Kia back in the day?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 217d
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chillpanzee@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 216d
yep. Makes sense.
blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 217d
who let the dogs out?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 216d
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Ach@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 216d
What is your stance on Roe v. Wade?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 216d
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No1@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 218d
Have you ever travelled to Peru and did you try Cuy Chactado?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 216d
9 ...
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 218d
Carrots or celery?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 217d
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catarina@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 218d
What's your favourite German word?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 217d
vxtttttttttfvugy bh
Galapagon@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 218d
Sounds like Nvidia puts to me
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 216d
can I please have a sandwich
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 216d
kop......................................;/'#
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lucg@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 213d
Why do lucky days come from replies with vowels in them?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 213d
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greenbelt@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 210d
How cute are you?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 210d
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0k_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 218d
Who's a cute little piggy, you?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 216d
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