Isn't Minnesota already basically South Canada, except Minnesotans expressively distinct themselves verbally from Canada? I'm certain there were a HIMYM episode or two about that.
As an European let me clear, we're not putting our hands in the fucking south! Fuckin Trump-Land? Not worth the hassle. Let them incest themselves to extinction.
Funny but we don't want bigger counties, we need smaller countries.
Split the USA up in 50 states, and those territories become their own independent country as well, then let them join the Europen union which by then we can rename
That's cute, until you remember the rogue nation of USA has nukes out the wazoo, and I have no doubt it will lay waste to the entire planet before this map ever happens.
Except its split between military bases in 80 countries. Lets be generous and say fash america can keep 25% of countries as allies. A 60 front war is gonna be a slaughter of americans.
Given that the US is currently carrying out russia's foreign policy, i find it hard to believe that mexico could seize and control like half the continent but russia hasn't even taken alaska.
Take it from someone who speaks both as a foreign language: French is far, far less insane than English. I'd welcome it being the lingua franca instead of English. Or Spanish, or Italian, that's fine too
You don't understand, multilingualism is part of the healthcare. It delays the onset of dementia and Alzheimer's, and has many other benefits. I suppose if you hate French that much you can always choose another language.
in all seriousness I do enjoy & appreciate learning languages, at least a lot for a dumbass American haha. been trying to learn Japanese and Spanish on and off for about 15 years. hopefully someday I'll get serious enough about one or both to go for conversational fluency
I probably would enjoy learning French as much as I enjoy memeing about it lol
I can believe Mexico going in after the US civil war has taken out a good chunk of its population, but Canada, not so much. Do they even have a standing army? And the EU probably won't do shit. We'll have the Russians breathing down our necks.
I do like the map though. The bigger Mexico policy would be welcome.
Kinda weird post, considering the us military has the strongest military by a landslide. And why would anyone want to seize this country to begin with?
The USA's entire structure is falling. And it hasn't been slow.
We have masked police on the streets murdering Americans.
I'm typing that again, let it set in.
We have masked police on the streets murdering Americans.
It would authentically not be hard for Mexico, Canada, or Europe to do this.
We are at war with ourselves, at war with our own people. And it's messy. Our Police cannot follow rules, they do not have hearts, and absolutely love being treaded on by Big Baby Orange. I mean, FUCK, not even our 2nd Amendment lovers can take up arms, for the very reason they say the amendment should exist in the first place. Instead of "don't tread on me" they say "TrEaD oN mE HaRdEr DaDdY OrAnGe ShItLer!". And Orange Shitler is much obliged.
We are distracted, and it's only getting worse as time goes on with the Orange one in office.
I gotta say, watching the snowflakes get bent out of shape is pretty funny for a minute here and there. Until you realize that their uneducated votes to put Hitler in office for a second time, effects us all. We will all be effected.
71 Comments
aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social · 83 pts · 221d
Minnesotan here, I for one welcome my new hoserlords
thegreekgeek@midwest.social · 16 pts · 221d
Came here to say this lol
CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 220d
Isn't Minnesota already basically South Canada, except Minnesotans expressively distinct themselves verbally from Canada? I'm certain there were a HIMYM episode or two about that.
spirinolas@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 221d
As an European let me clear, we're not putting our hands in the fucking south! Fuckin Trump-Land? Not worth the hassle. Let them incest themselves to extinction.
kboy101222@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 221d
NO WAIT PLEASE TAKE US I'M BEGGING! I'LL EVEN DRINK YOUR TEA INSTEAD OF SWEET TEA!
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 220d
You'll have to speak French or German though.
kboy101222@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 220d
As long as it's German, I'm okay with this. I refuse to learn that fucked up French counting
Mopplikus@feddit.org · 11 pts · 220d
You haven't seen the german version of fucked up counting yet then lol
elucubra@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 220d
I believe the Danish take the crown.
msage@programming.dev · 1 pts · 220d
Is it worse than Japanese?
ChronophobianQ@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 220d
https://satwcomic.com/just-a-number
Don't know know about the Japanese system, but the Danish number system is not great. https://satwcomic.com/just-a-number
wieson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 220d
The Swiss and the Belgians have streamlined french counting.
fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 220d
Is Cajun close enough?
Kornblumenratte@feddit.org · 5 pts · 220d
The lingua franca of Europe is EU-English, though.
elucubra@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 220d
Realistically it'd be Spanish, especially because so many locals in these states already do.
Denjin@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 221d
They're already 2/3rds of the way there.
Master@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 220d
As someone in the south... PLEASE RECONSIDER!
spirinolas@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 220d
You're more than welcome! You are diluting the place and you will only make the problem solving itself take longer.
socsa@piefed.social · 4 pts · 220d
Someone is going to have to de-nazify the south.
keepthepace@tarte.nuage-libre.fr · 1 pts · 218d
"Occupation zone" means we are putting our boots, not our hands.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 216d
The PNW makes the most sense for Europe to take
trinsec@piefed.social · 25 pts · 221d
Ah nice, the Netherlands can have their New Amsterdam back, lol.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 220d
now it's New New Amsterdam
Ulvain@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 220d
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam Why they changed it, I can't say People just liked it better that wayyyyy
socsa@piefed.social · 3 pts · 220d
Old New York
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 1 pts · 218d
which is newer: New Old York or Old New York?
idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 220d
It's in the canadian occupation zone
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 220d
hmm
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 220d
You like segregation?
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 220d
Funny but we don't want bigger counties, we need smaller countries.
Split the USA up in 50 states, and those territories become their own independent country as well, then let them join the Europen union which by then we can rename
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 15 pts · 221d
That's cute, until you remember the rogue nation of USA has nukes out the wazoo, and I have no doubt it will lay waste to the entire planet before this map ever happens.
Crashumbc@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 221d
And the largest military by far.
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 220d
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 220d
Except its split between military bases in 80 countries. Lets be generous and say fash america can keep 25% of countries as allies. A 60 front war is gonna be a slaughter of americans.
jenesaisquoi@feddit.org · 12 pts · 220d
Fuck, we got Florida.. can we gift it to Russia or something?
passepartout@feddit.org · 9 pts · 221d
I think China would try to grab a fat slice from the left.
BenchpressMuyDebil@szmer.info · 9 pts · 220d
checks community name
oh yeah its comment section time
Newsteinleo@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 220d
Can we skip the war part and go strait to me now being a Canadian, I would like me some of that health care.
Hegar@fedia.io · 7 pts · 221d
Given that the US is currently carrying out russia's foreign policy, i find it hard to believe that mexico could seize and control like half the continent but russia hasn't even taken alaska.
SanctimoniousApe@piefed.social · 3 pts · 220d
Half the continent would be the entire continental US & probably some of Canada (who likely wouldn't be too keen on Russia having a toehold, BTW).
laranis@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 220d
Mexican Occupation Zone would be the funniest thing ever and worth it to see some of those racist maga fucks have to answer to people with brown skin.
janus2@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 220d
I'll take the hockey and free healthcare but I REFUSE to learn French
MML@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 220d
But it's easy, qui qui, hon hon hon.
jenesaisquoi@feddit.org · 4 pts · 220d
Take it from someone who speaks both as a foreign language: French is far, far less insane than English. I'd welcome it being the lingua franca instead of English. Or Spanish, or Italian, that's fine too
janus2@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 220d
it's definitely less insane than English. the fact that English became as dominant a language as it did is a cruel linguistic joke
albbi@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 220d
You don't understand, multilingualism is part of the healthcare. It delays the onset of dementia and Alzheimer's, and has many other benefits. I suppose if you hate French that much you can always choose another language.
janus2@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 220d
in all seriousness I do enjoy & appreciate learning languages, at least a lot for a dumbass American haha. been trying to learn Japanese and Spanish on and off for about 15 years. hopefully someday I'll get serious enough about one or both to go for conversational fluency
I probably would enjoy learning French as much as I enjoy memeing about it lol
Randomgal@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 220d
You misspelled "Southern Alberta" there bud
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 220d
Eww, no someone else can have it
atro_city@fedia.io · 6 pts · 221d
I can believe Mexico going in after the US civil war has taken out a good chunk of its population, but Canada, not so much. Do they even have a standing army? And the EU probably won't do shit. We'll have the Russians breathing down our necks.
I do like the map though. The bigger Mexico policy would be welcome.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 220d
Canada’s military is the 16th best funded in the world
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 220d
Mexico occupying Utah in post WW3 america is an unwritten tv show.
BromSwolligans@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 220d
I'd be so jazzed. Please come liberate UwU
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 220d
BromSwolligans@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 219d
Disagreed. When the US was liberating people against their will I was shitposting about it in defiance. I'm an American hero.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 220d
I think the chance of everything being China is far more likely.
bizzle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 220d
Please give Illinois to Canada, I could not bring myself to move to Iowa 🤮
Mangoholic@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 220d
Or everything just reads fallout zone.
SolacefromSilence@fedia.io · 4 pts · 221d
Tough, but fair.
mrslt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 220d
Yes, please.
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 220d
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 220d
Kinda weird post, considering the us military has the strongest military by a landslide. And why would anyone want to seize this country to begin with?
cdf12345@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 220d
So did England about 250 years ago
Randomgal@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 220d
So did Spain 500 years ago. It's like... Nothing lasts forever. No one is invincible.
greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 220d
Wait, if we become Canadian, does that mean we get Toronto housing prices to?
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 2 pts · 220d
Dear Fediverse it's time for prizes!
butwhyishischinabook@piefed.social · 1 pts · 219d
Eh, I would prefer Mexico or Canada but I'll take the EU.
nesc@lemmy.cafe · -14 pts · 221d
Why the fuck would mexico, eu and canada do it and how?
maximumbird@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 221d
If you've not been paying attention...
The USA's entire structure is falling. And it hasn't been slow.
We have masked police on the streets murdering Americans.
I'm typing that again, let it set in.
We have masked police on the streets murdering Americans.
It would authentically not be hard for Mexico, Canada, or Europe to do this. We are at war with ourselves, at war with our own people. And it's messy. Our Police cannot follow rules, they do not have hearts, and absolutely love being treaded on by Big Baby Orange. I mean, FUCK, not even our 2nd Amendment lovers can take up arms, for the very reason they say the amendment should exist in the first place. Instead of "don't tread on me" they say "TrEaD oN mE HaRdEr DaDdY OrAnGe ShItLer!". And Orange Shitler is much obliged.
We are distracted, and it's only getting worse as time goes on with the Orange one in office.
I gotta say, watching the snowflakes get bent out of shape is pretty funny for a minute here and there. Until you realize that their uneducated votes to put Hitler in office for a second time, effects us all. We will all be effected.
Denjin@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 221d
About the only thing that could possibly unite Americans together is a foreign force invading.
maximumbird@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 221d
Well said.
redditmademedoit@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 221d
Unexpected Mark Rutte quote.
Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 220d
We'll just wait for the civil war to be over and sweep up what's left.
Abundance114@lemmy.world · -16 pts · 220d
Now show me a map of Somalia after it's no longer subsidized by Minnesota.