Looking at the ingredients, there's nothing in these that seems unsuitable for humans. But the directions say to dissolve half the package in 55 gallons of water, so have fun trying to figure out how much to put in your liter water bottle.
Simple, dissolve the whole package in one gallon of water, and then the solution is 110 times as potent as it should be.
Round up to 128 because watering it down a little more won't hurt you, and that simplifies the math. You put one ounce of that gallon of solution into a second gallon of water, and you're ready to drink. Repeat with a new gallon of tap water mixed with an ounce of your solution as needed.
I got a Canon printer (Idk which kind) and it has the liquid fill. Bought it like two years ago and it still prints today and I haven't had to buy more ink. So far, best printer I've had.
Not a doctor, but my understanding is that excessive electrolytes are hard on your kidneys. Most people do not need an electrolyte drink everyday, unless they are athletes/regularly working up a sweat or missing salts in their diet
I use molasses to make water kefir, and saw that they sell bulk molasses for animals that is way cheaper. Didn't have the nerve to pull the trigger though.
On one hand it’s probably clean and fairly free of bacteria, on the other hand it might have hair and bugs, and because animals have shorter lifetimes might not meet standards for long term health. For example we dose dogs with systemic insecticides for fleas and ticks but don’t use them in humans because over 80 years it builds up.
And build up like that is why you should limit artificial insecticides like that around your house as well. That build up happens to each animal up the food chain. Bug gets 1 insecticide, but the lizard eats a bunch of bugs. Lizard now has 100 insecticides, and gets eaten by a snake. Snake eats a dozen lizards, now we're at 1200 insecticide. Owl eats a dozen snakes, 24000 insecticide in the owl.
Obviously this is simplified, but it gets the point across.
Same reason humans aren't supposed to eat the meat of fish high up in the food chain too often, like tuna. Mercury poisoning specifically in that case.
Sorry for the random comment. I was just going back through my comments and saw someone downdooted you. Felt that was wrong and got you back to positivity.
74 Comments
justsomeguy@lemmy.world · 150 pts · 196d
Guys should I supplement my chimpanzee kibble with sheep electrolytes for maximum beast gains?
SARGE@startrek.website · 61 pts · 196d
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 196d
Maybe there's an easier way involving the transporter?
SARGE@startrek.website · 3 pts · 195d
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 114 pts · 196d
Your liver hates this one simple trick
TomMasz@piefed.social · 111 pts · 196d
Looking at the ingredients, there's nothing in these that seems unsuitable for humans. But the directions say to dissolve half the package in 55 gallons of water, so have fun trying to figure out how much to put in your liter water bottle.
Khanzarate@lemmy.world · 81 pts · 196d
Simple, dissolve the whole package in one gallon of water, and then the solution is 110 times as potent as it should be.
Round up to 128 because watering it down a little more won't hurt you, and that simplifies the math. You put one ounce of that gallon of solution into a second gallon of water, and you're ready to drink. Repeat with a new gallon of tap water mixed with an ounce of your solution as needed.
EtherWhack@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 196d
Or just simplify it using a scale to get 1/2 gram per liter
113.4g (4oz.) / 208.19765L (55gal.) = ~0.5447g/L
edit: didn't see it was half a package
Cort@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 196d
.5447g? Yeah lemme just busy out my nanogram scale
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 47 pts · 196d
Drug dealer who sells inkjet ink
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 196d
I got a Canon printer (Idk which kind) and it has the liquid fill. Bought it like two years ago and it still prints today and I haven't had to buy more ink. So far, best printer I've had.
name_NULL111653@pawb.social · 1 pts · 195d
Significant figures go brrrrr :3
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 196d
If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device.
1 comes before 2, comes before 60, comes after 12, comes before 6 trillion, comes after 504.
This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.
Atlas_@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 196d
Be careful to make sure that it doesn't spoil faster in water. And that it doesn't settle
Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 196d
So just drink 110 gallons of water a day, got it.
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 13 pts · 196d
That’s literally the
iks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 196d
Dissolve 1 package in 110 gallons. Fuck yeah. One glass for me, all in 250ml
Allero@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 196d
I wonder what exactly makes it okay for animals, but not for humans, though
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 196d
Probably comes from a dirty ass factory that isn’t licensed to make food for human consumption
Allero@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 195d
Sounds fair
LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 195d
Judging by the ingredients list I think you'd be at risk of vitamin A poisoning.
turdas@suppo.fi · 70 pts · 196d
Can you believe that's how sheep feel all the time?
sundray@lemmus.org · 29 pts · 196d
That would explain some things, actually.
mattyroses@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 195d
feels baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad man
VibeSurgeon@piefed.social · 47 pts · 196d
Queue the chubbyemu intro music
lefty7283@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 196d
☝️presenting to the emergency room
EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 196d
I read that in his voice.
bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 8 pts · 196d
-emia, meaning presence in blood.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 196d
And once it reaches the front of that queue, cue it.
Thteven@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 196d
Yeah he has a video on this exact thing, I think it was "horse electrolytes" though. Dude got the dosage way wrong.
painteddoggie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 195d
Came here to comment he already made a video about exactly this but it was horse electrolytes.
hiramfromthechi@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 196d
I'm no expert, but that sounds pretty baaaad
Or raaaad, depending on how you look at it I guess
SavinDWhales@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 196d
Well, you certainly sound like an expert! 🐑
hiramfromthechi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 195d
Thaaaat was my plan
(Okay, that's my last one.)
m3t00@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 196d
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 3 pts · 195d
It's easy to obtain, most farmers and horses will let you pose
Etterra@discuss.online · 30 pts · 196d
Not only is that motherfucker going to die slowly, but it's going to hurt the entire time.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 196d
How does it kill you? I'd think humans could survive supplements designed for such a wide variety of animals.
PrincessTardigrade@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 196d
Not a doctor, but my understanding is that excessive electrolytes are hard on your kidneys. Most people do not need an electrolyte drink everyday, unless they are athletes/regularly working up a sweat or missing salts in their diet
Etterra@discuss.online · 5 pts · 195d
Here ya go.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LUGdQnxuixI&pp=0gcJCTMBo7VqN5tD
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 196d
Speaking of humans using things not meant for humans...
I'm out of mouthwash, but I have some detol. How bad is it if I rinse myouth with detol?
I'm wiling to bet its bad, but just how bad...
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 196d
Why would a sedan use mouthwash?
RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 196d
Where would a sedan's mouth even be?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 196d
Fuel inlet. The fuel reservoir is the stomach, the engine the bowels and the exhaust is the ass.
glups@piefed.social · 3 pts · 196d
Are you powerd by your bowels?
bizzle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 196d
Pretty much yeah, it's where "fuel" is converted to energy
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 196d
You aren't?
ratildarat@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 196d
https://youtu.be/gvjYP5d7La8
ratildarat@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 196d
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 196d
Opposite of the exhaust if the car is anthropomorphized but I think logically the fuel filler.
RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 196d
Honestly, I like this idea more.
Open the front hood and just pour mouthwash all over.
LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 195d
Obviously where the grill is.
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 196d
To save others the search, Detol is a British brand of cleaners. Mostly quaternary ammonia but they have a good amount of products.
lol_idk@piefed.social · 5 pts · 196d
I like how you combined my and mouth to save 2 characters
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 192d
myouth, that's right
Cdr_Johannsen@feddit.org · 26 pts · 196d
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 196d
Is this how you wake up the sheeple?
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 196d
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 195d
No but you might feel crampy for a while if you only eat the one. It's a desiccant, meaning that it absorbs water.
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 196d
Lifestock maxxxing
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 196d
Electro-pilled & livestock maxxxing, bovine rizzed
billbasher@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 196d
You’d definitely be a blue sheep after these lol
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 196d
Well now I gotta buy me some too!
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 196d
Has it got what plants crave?
Emptiness@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 196d
Relevant: https://youtu.be/LUGdQnxuixI
konim@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 196d
Etterra@discuss.online · 6 pts · 196d
He had what-horses-crave-emia.
hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 196d
Knew what it was before clicking. Gotta love chubbyemu
N0t_5ure@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 196d
I use molasses to make water kefir, and saw that they sell bulk molasses for animals that is way cheaper. Didn't have the nerve to pull the trigger though.
CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 196d
On one hand it’s probably clean and fairly free of bacteria, on the other hand it might have hair and bugs, and because animals have shorter lifetimes might not meet standards for long term health. For example we dose dogs with systemic insecticides for fleas and ticks but don’t use them in humans because over 80 years it builds up.
halcyoncmdr@piefed.social · 6 pts · 196d
And build up like that is why you should limit artificial insecticides like that around your house as well. That build up happens to each animal up the food chain. Bug gets 1 insecticide, but the lizard eats a bunch of bugs. Lizard now has 100 insecticides, and gets eaten by a snake. Snake eats a dozen lizards, now we're at 1200 insecticide. Owl eats a dozen snakes, 24000 insecticide in the owl.
Obviously this is simplified, but it gets the point across.
Drusas@fedia.io · 4 pts · 196d
Same reason humans aren't supposed to eat the meat of fish high up in the food chain too often, like tuna. Mercury poisoning specifically in that case.
almost1337@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 196d
Babe, wake up, we got Horseade 2: Electrolyte Boogaloo
quoll@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 196d
no shit, i saw a documentary about this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFuAnL5Ra0M
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 196d
Bro I gotta watch this sometime. I think I'm going to need some chemical aid though.
quoll@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 196d
do it, it's seriously brilliant.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 191d
Sorry for the random comment. I was just going back through my comments and saw someone downdooted you. Felt that was wrong and got you back to positivity.
skozzii@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 196d
I have a glass every morning with my invermectin.