Drug dealers hate this one weird trick!

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justsomeguy@lemmy.world · 150 pts · 196d (3 replies)

Guys should I supplement my chimpanzee kibble with sheep electrolytes for maximum beast gains?

SARGE@startrek.website · 61 pts · 196d (2 replies)
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applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 196d (1 reply)

Maybe there's an easier way involving the transporter?

SARGE@startrek.website · 3 pts · 195d
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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 114 pts · 196d

Your liver hates this one simple trick

TomMasz@piefed.social · 111 pts · 196d (15 replies)

Looking at the ingredients, there's nothing in these that seems unsuitable for humans. But the directions say to dissolve half the package in 55 gallons of water, so have fun trying to figure out how much to put in your liter water bottle.

Khanzarate@lemmy.world · 81 pts · 196d (14 replies)

Simple, dissolve the whole package in one gallon of water, and then the solution is 110 times as potent as it should be.

Round up to 128 because watering it down a little more won't hurt you, and that simplifies the math. You put one ounce of that gallon of solution into a second gallon of water, and you're ready to drink. Repeat with a new gallon of tap water mixed with an ounce of your solution as needed.

EtherWhack@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 196d (4 replies)

Or just simplify it using a scale to get 1/2 gram per liter

113.4g (4oz.) / 208.19765L (55gal.) = ~0.5447g/L

edit: didn't see it was half a package

Cort@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 196d (3 replies)

.5447g? Yeah lemme just busy out my nanogram scale

eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 47 pts · 196d (1 reply)

Drug dealer who sells inkjet ink

SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 196d

I got a Canon printer (Idk which kind) and it has the liquid fill. Bought it like two years ago and it still prints today and I haven't had to buy more ink. So far, best printer I've had.

name_NULL111653@pawb.social · 1 pts · 195d

Significant figures go brrrrr :3

muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 196d

If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device.

1 comes before 2, comes before 60, comes after 12, comes before 6 trillion, comes after 504.

This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.

Atlas_@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 196d (1 reply)

Be careful to make sure that it doesn't spoil faster in water. And that it doesn't settle

Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 196d

So just drink 110 gallons of water a day, got it.

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 13 pts · 196d (4 replies)

That’s literally the instructions for use with automatic dispensers

iks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 196d

Dissolve 1 package in 110 gallons. Fuck yeah. One glass for me, all in 250ml

Allero@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 196d (2 replies)

I wonder what exactly makes it okay for animals, but not for humans, though

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 196d (1 reply)

Probably comes from a dirty ass factory that isn’t licensed to make food for human consumption

Allero@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 195d

Sounds fair

LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 195d

Judging by the ingredients list I think you'd be at risk of vitamin A poisoning.

turdas@suppo.fi · 70 pts · 196d (2 replies)

Can you believe that's how sheep feel all the time?

sundray@lemmus.org · 29 pts · 196d

That would explain some things, actually.

mattyroses@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 195d

feels baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad man

VibeSurgeon@piefed.social · 47 pts · 196d (6 replies)

Queue the chubbyemu intro music

lefty7283@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 196d (2 replies)

☝️presenting to the emergency room

EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 196d (1 reply)

I read that in his voice.

bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 8 pts · 196d

-emia, meaning presence in blood.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 196d

And once it reaches the front of that queue, cue it.

Thteven@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 196d

Yeah he has a video on this exact thing, I think it was "horse electrolytes" though. Dude got the dosage way wrong.

painteddoggie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 195d

Came here to comment he already made a video about exactly this but it was horse electrolytes.

hiramfromthechi@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 196d (2 replies)

I'm no expert, but that sounds pretty baaaad

Or raaaad, depending on how you look at it I guess

SavinDWhales@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 196d (1 reply)

Well, you certainly sound like an expert! 🐑

hiramfromthechi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 195d

Thaaaat was my plan

(Okay, that's my last one.)

m3t00@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 196d (1 reply)

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 3 pts · 195d

It's easy to obtain, most farmers and horses will let you pose

Etterra@discuss.online · 30 pts · 196d (3 replies)

Not only is that motherfucker going to die slowly, but it's going to hurt the entire time.

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 196d (2 replies)

How does it kill you? I'd think humans could survive supplements designed for such a wide variety of animals.

PrincessTardigrade@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 196d

Not a doctor, but my understanding is that excessive electrolytes are hard on your kidneys. Most people do not need an electrolyte drink everyday, unless they are athletes/regularly working up a sweat or missing salts in their diet

Etterra@discuss.online · 5 pts · 195d
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 196d (14 replies)

Speaking of humans using things not meant for humans...

I'm out of mouthwash, but I have some detol. How bad is it if I rinse myouth with detol?

I'm wiling to bet its bad, but just how bad...

PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 196d (10 replies)

Why would a sedan use mouthwash?

RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 196d (9 replies)

Where would a sedan's mouth even be?

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 196d (5 replies)

Fuel inlet. The fuel reservoir is the stomach, the engine the bowels and the exhaust is the ass.

glups@piefed.social · 3 pts · 196d (2 replies)

Are you powerd by your bowels?

bizzle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 196d

Pretty much yeah, it's where "fuel" is converted to energy

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 196d

You aren't?

ratildarat@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 196d
ratildarat@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 196d
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WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 196d (1 reply)

Opposite of the exhaust if the car is anthropomorphized but I think logically the fuel filler.

RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 196d

Honestly, I like this idea more.

Open the front hood and just pour mouthwash all over.

LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 195d

Obviously where the grill is.

WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 196d

To save others the search, Detol is a British brand of cleaners. Mostly quaternary ammonia but they have a good amount of products.

lol_idk@piefed.social · 5 pts · 196d (1 reply)

I like how you combined my and mouth to save 2 characters

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 192d

myouth, that's right

Cdr_Johannsen@feddit.org · 26 pts · 196d

It's got electrolytes

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 196d (2 replies)

Is this how you wake up the sheeple?

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 196d (1 reply)

Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 195d

No but you might feel crampy for a while if you only eat the one. It's a desiccant, meaning that it absorbs water.

bluesheep@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 196d (3 replies)

Lifestock maxxxing

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 196d

Electro-pilled & livestock maxxxing, bovine rizzed

billbasher@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 196d (1 reply)

You’d definitely be a blue sheep after these lol

bluesheep@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 196d

Well now I gotta buy me some too!

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 196d

Has it got what plants crave?

Emptiness@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 196d (3 replies)
konim@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 196d
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Etterra@discuss.online · 6 pts · 196d

He had what-horses-crave-emia.

hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 196d

Knew what it was before clicking. Gotta love chubbyemu

N0t_5ure@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 196d (3 replies)

I use molasses to make water kefir, and saw that they sell bulk molasses for animals that is way cheaper. Didn't have the nerve to pull the trigger though.

CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 196d (2 replies)

On one hand it’s probably clean and fairly free of bacteria, on the other hand it might have hair and bugs, and because animals have shorter lifetimes might not meet standards for long term health. For example we dose dogs with systemic insecticides for fleas and ticks but don’t use them in humans because over 80 years it builds up.

halcyoncmdr@piefed.social · 6 pts · 196d (1 reply)

And build up like that is why you should limit artificial insecticides like that around your house as well. That build up happens to each animal up the food chain. Bug gets 1 insecticide, but the lizard eats a bunch of bugs. Lizard now has 100 insecticides, and gets eaten by a snake. Snake eats a dozen lizards, now we're at 1200 insecticide. Owl eats a dozen snakes, 24000 insecticide in the owl.

Obviously this is simplified, but it gets the point across.

Drusas@fedia.io · 4 pts · 196d

Same reason humans aren't supposed to eat the meat of fish high up in the food chain too often, like tuna. Mercury poisoning specifically in that case.

almost1337@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 196d

Babe, wake up, we got Horseade 2: Electrolyte Boogaloo

quoll@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 196d (3 replies)

no shit, i saw a documentary about this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFuAnL5Ra0M

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 196d (2 replies)

Bro I gotta watch this sometime. I think I'm going to need some chemical aid though.

quoll@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 196d (1 reply)

do it, it's seriously brilliant.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 191d

Sorry for the random comment. I was just going back through my comments and saw someone downdooted you. Felt that was wrong and got you back to positivity.

skozzii@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 196d

I have a glass every morning with my invermectin.