You sounds smart, is this the same jazz they used in that ncis/mythbusters episode to figure out which wine bottle was from pre nuke testing and which was counterfeit?
Or do I need to be snorting my shrimp tails?
Yeah, this sounds a lot like those radioactive shrimp (less than half as radioactive as bananas). Some tests are sensitive enough to be nearly useless.
You can't get fucking picky, mate. We've got salt. We've got pepper. We've got curry powder but we don't understand it. And we've got class A narcotics.
What's a fella to do? I'll tell you what! Get yourself a fish supper with salt and vinegar and a truly biblical dose of cocaine on the mushy peas! Now!
Maybe start, sounds like a great idea. I wish I had some coca leaf, I would add three to my coffee cup. Then later another three to my tea cup. I bet it would be refreshing with the numbiness and all.
For some reason missed the text above the pic box, and I was like shrimp possessing and doing blow brings you joy? The context of your context cropping helped me enjoy it more.
In the shitpost’s defense, the shrimp is pictured doing lines of cocaine with a US banknote. So accuracy wasn’t the goal. Everyone knows that shrimp snort their lines with British currency.
Maybe not though. I suspect I had weed laced with cocaine once and it filled me with such dread I had to turn on all the lights in my apartment and refused to go to bed until after sunrise
Sounds like your buddy took more than he could handle and wanted somebody else to blame. Nobody laces cannabis products, especially not with something as expensive as PCP.
Whoever told you that lied to you. This was back when you had to buy pot from drug dealers, and people absolutely laced weed to make ditch weed seem higher quality.
No, they didn't. A Dare officer told you that. Ditch weed was 10/g max. Nobody was mixing in something that sold for $50+ a gram to make it stronger. Lacing weed is something the user does, to make their own stash stronger/different effects, whatever. I've hit wet blunts, and promptly thrown the owner out of where ever we were, because that's bullshit without warning me. You aren't talking to some gen Z kid that's only bought carts from a state licensed store. In all my experience I have never met someone that would sell the cannabis that they had adulterated, because it doesn't make any sense. Nobody is going to go back to the dealer selling laced weed unless they know it's laced and want it specifically.
They were taking ditch weed, lacing it, then selling it as Dro. I've watched dealers lace their weed, so I don't know what you're going on about.
I'm not saying it's common, but it absolutely was a thing people did. And still do.
My friend wasn't some kid who didn't listen to the warning about eating half your edible and waiting 30 minutes. He knew what being violently too high on edibles felt like, and that's not what he experienced.
Who knows. Maybe the same drug sometimes affects the same people differently. I once had severe memory loss after drinking weed soda even though I had had the same product numerous times before without experiencing memory loss
We (young adolescents) found a joint in the Pic-Pac parking lot. Took that and our skateboards to the entrance of the abandoned middle school. someone cut that thing up on an upturned skateboard and concluded it's weed, good weed, with some extra white powder... Im still alive, I guess. Good trip, but I cant recommend the risk.
Oh, I’ve read this one before! The cocaine was so pervasive, they even found it in the blanks! Too bad publishing that makes the report kind of useless.
If you really want to see something, and you’re sloppy with your blanks, an LCMS can detect anything you want.
62 Comments
bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 102 pts · 196d
In other words, mass spectrometry is still able to detect trace amounts of molecules.
Now do lead, cadmium, nuclear fallout, truck tire residue, nano plastic, etc.
Maeve@kbin.earth · 19 pts · 196d
I'd like to see US catch analysis.
boeman@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 195d
Meth
troglodytis@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 195d
me(t)h
abcdqfr@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 196d
You sounds smart, is this the same jazz they used in that ncis/mythbusters episode to figure out which wine bottle was from pre nuke testing and which was counterfeit? Or do I need to be snorting my shrimp tails?
KillerTofu@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 196d
If you don’t snort them slide em this way.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 195d
Can I have some too? I do love seafood
Bgugi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 195d
Yeah, this sounds a lot like those radioactive shrimp (less than half as radioactive as bananas). Some tests are sensitive enough to be nearly useless.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 63 pts · 196d
Fuck all of you!
On the one hand it's 'Hurr durr, the English don't use any spice', and now it's 'hurr durr, the English over-spice their shrimp'.
probablymissing@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 196d
maybe stop using cocaine as spice
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 35 pts · 196d
You can't get fucking picky, mate. We've got salt. We've got pepper. We've got curry powder but we don't understand it. And we've got class A narcotics.
What's a fella to do? I'll tell you what! Get yourself a fish supper with salt and vinegar and a truly biblical dose of cocaine on the mushy peas! Now!
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 196d
Actually I think we need to put it in a pot on tables next to the salt and pepper
hydroptic@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 195d
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 195d
Just reading this made me a crack addict
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 195d
Now thats british cuisine I can get behind
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 195d
Why the hell would anyone want to do that?
hector@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 195d
Maybe start, sounds like a great idea. I wish I had some coca leaf, I would add three to my coffee cup. Then later another three to my tea cup. I bet it would be refreshing with the numbiness and all.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 196d
It's so cost effective too. You only need a few grains for it to make a difference
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 195d
I have a friend who uses snuff tobacco, and occasionally she'll add some cocaine to it — she calls it "spicy snuff"
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 34 pts · 195d
I like cropping images like this to remove context
Brings me joy
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 195d
And your contributions bring us joy.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 195d
Keep doing the Lord's work
Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 195d
For some reason missed the text above the pic box, and I was like shrimp possessing and doing blow brings you joy? The context of your context cropping helped me enjoy it more.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 195d
This offers a much more complete and believable story too.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 20 pts · 196d
The 2019 study tested a small number of sites in Suffolk, so not all of England.
dariusj18@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 196d
Funny how something so seemingly direct can be a lie
ReedReads@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 196d
In the shitpost’s defense, the shrimp is pictured doing lines of cocaine with a US banknote. So accuracy wasn’t the goal. Everyone knows that shrimp snort their lines with British currency.
dariusj18@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 188d
Aye, my comment was less about this shitpost and more commenting on how the same problem exists in non-shit posts.
Honytawk@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 195d
Nah, the real reason is because British currency is too heavy for shrimp.
WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 196d
I mean it was ‘every shrimp that was tested’
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 195d
Every one from the same plate that came from the same kitchen in the middle of skiing season.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 196d
I'm vegan but next time in Britain I'll order shrimp
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 195d
Just go to a shrimp bar, if you explain to them that you are not about to eat them, they will allow you to party with them, share the drugs.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 15 pts · 196d
Isn't just about every banknote contaminated with cocaine?
bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 196d
Trace amounts, yes. This is normal.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 196d
Maybe the testers were just working overtime and needed a little help with that.
SSETranquility@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 195d
Ha!
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 196d
Shrimps are known for their cocaine abuse. Fuckers gotta be constantly stuffing their noses.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 196d
I'm not sure they even have noses
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 196d
They're tootin' it up somehow. Every see one of those things swim? Fast. The ONLY explanation is cocaine.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 196d
Sounds like it's fun to be a shrimp
Maybe not though. I suspect I had weed laced with cocaine once and it filled me with such dread I had to turn on all the lights in my apartment and refused to go to bed until after sunrise
4am@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 196d
Pretty doubtful it was cocaine then
village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 196d
Sounds like when my buddy got an edible laced with PCP.
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 196d
Sounds like your buddy took more than he could handle and wanted somebody else to blame. Nobody laces cannabis products, especially not with something as expensive as PCP.
village604@adultswim.fan · 6 pts · 196d
Whoever told you that lied to you. This was back when you had to buy pot from drug dealers, and people absolutely laced weed to make ditch weed seem higher quality.
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 196d
No, they didn't. A Dare officer told you that. Ditch weed was 10/g max. Nobody was mixing in something that sold for $50+ a gram to make it stronger. Lacing weed is something the user does, to make their own stash stronger/different effects, whatever. I've hit wet blunts, and promptly thrown the owner out of where ever we were, because that's bullshit without warning me. You aren't talking to some gen Z kid that's only bought carts from a state licensed store. In all my experience I have never met someone that would sell the cannabis that they had adulterated, because it doesn't make any sense. Nobody is going to go back to the dealer selling laced weed unless they know it's laced and want it specifically.
village604@adultswim.fan · 6 pts · 196d
They were taking ditch weed, lacing it, then selling it as Dro. I've watched dealers lace their weed, so I don't know what you're going on about.
I'm not saying it's common, but it absolutely was a thing people did. And still do.
My friend wasn't some kid who didn't listen to the warning about eating half your edible and waiting 30 minutes. He knew what being violently too high on edibles felt like, and that's not what he experienced.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 196d
Who knows. Maybe the same drug sometimes affects the same people differently. I once had severe memory loss after drinking weed soda even though I had had the same product numerous times before without experiencing memory loss
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 195d
We (young adolescents) found a joint in the Pic-Pac parking lot. Took that and our skateboards to the entrance of the abandoned middle school. someone cut that thing up on an upturned skateboard and concluded it's weed, good weed, with some extra white powder... Im still alive, I guess. Good trip, but I cant recommend the risk.
becausechemistry@piefed.social · 7 pts · 196d
Oh, I’ve read this one before! The cocaine was so pervasive, they even found it in the blanks! Too bad publishing that makes the report kind of useless.
If you really want to see something, and you’re sloppy with your blanks, an LCMS can detect anything you want.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 196d
Those buggers must be filthy rich
AccoSpoot@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 196d
50% cocaine, 50% raw sewage.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 195d
... that description covers like so many professions tho ...
RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 195d
Either shrimp party much harder than previously thought or we need to take environmentally focused measures.
As a US legislator, I move to arrest or bomb all shrimp, or anyone suspected of being pro-shrimp.
You're either with us, or you're with the shrimp.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 195d
(In unrelated news: all cocaine testers found to be really high on cocaine all the time, often sharing cocaine with party test subjects.)
passepartout@feddit.org · 4 pts · 196d
Yo crazy pic they got of my home boy Jameson right there, def not sloppy slop.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 195d
Good thing they only eat prawns.
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 196d
New Jack City.
RonniePickering@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 195d
I love go fast shrimp crackie
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 195d
craziest thing I've seen all day
Riffz7@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 196d
Reminded me of this bit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsY2zWN6D3Q
CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 195d
Nothing to see here, folks! Fake news! Stop asking questions - no drugs here! Fuck it, I'm gonna go buy a yacht!
Denjin@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 196d
Hell yeah boys