Programming socks?

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inlandempire@jlai.lu · 119 pts · 210d (8 replies)

How do i delete an image from my brain

hansolo@lemmy.today · 31 pts · 210d

Drink that trough of vodka

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 210d

Find a worse one.

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 210d (1 reply)
  1. Hit head on desk.
  2. If image persists, return to step 1.
lena@gregtech.eu · 3 pts · 209d

Ah, a recursive solution. Elegant!

gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 210d

Bat to the head.

ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 210d

Well the first step is upvoting it. I'm not sure what the second step is, but just go ahead and start on step one until step two is clearly defined.

TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 210d
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Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 210d

TMI, TMI!

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 68 pts · 210d (11 replies)

Oh thats nasty. A keyboard without a numpad? really?

zammy95@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 210d (2 replies)

I really like the idea of compact keyboards but like... I can't imagine not having my numpad, so I guess it just isn't meant to be.

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 209d

Some keyboards let you hold down a FM key to use some normal keys as a numpad, but not enough.

pupbiru@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 209d

many enthusiast keyboards are “tenkeyless” precisely because the numpad is too far from the home row to be actually useful when you get efficient typing patterns worked out

i have a tenkeyless and use programmers dvorak (which is honestly imo pretty brain dead for its use of the num row and still is “fine” for numbers): you get used to it very quickly, and typing numbers with the numpad as an efficiency improvement is more than made up for by using both hands on the num row, and by it being far closer to the home row

aoidenpa@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 210d (6 replies)

How do they move diagonally in a roguelike game?

Thalfon@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 209d

With HJKLYUBN unlike these modern savages with their arrow keys.

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 209d (4 replies)

How do they fly, or efficiently enter strings of numbers?

kogasa@programming.dev · 2 pts · 209d (3 replies)

Num row is plenty efficient. It takes some practice but is probably more efficient for typing mixed strings of letters and numbers, which is more common than long strings of numbers. As for flying, I dunno, same way anyone flies. Throw yourself at the ground and miss.

bstix@feddit.dk · 5 pts · 209d (2 replies)

Num pad is much faster for clean numbers than num row because you can use the thumb on zero, allowing you to use all 5 fingers without ever moving the hand.

However the secret to achieve true mad man number typing speeds is to use both hands. Num row is for the left hand. Num pad is for the right hand.

This can be optimized by positioning your left hand on 1 to prepare yourself for Benford's Law which tells us that a majority of numbers start with 1.

Actual numbers also includes many zeros (but rarely starts with one). The fat zero key on num pad has room for two fingers, just saying.

kogasa@programming.dev · 2 pts · 209d

Eight fingers with both hands vs four and a dedicated thumb for zero? The number of fingers isn't the limiting factor anyway. Like I said, if you're not typing exclusively numbers, the numrow is fine because it allows you to type numbers and letters without repositioning your hands.

pupbiru@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 209d

actually one of my grandparents was a typist at an accounting firm, and apparently num row is far more efficient for numbers in generally because you use 10 fingers and your thumbs are close to your “new home row” (aka the number row while you’re typing numbers), and whilst possible you’d never use both hands in the num pad because it’d be awkward and probably damaging to your wrists, and you’re rarely typing just numbers so having the num row closer to the home row is part of the efficiency calculation

… if we’re being pedantic, which we absolutely are

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 210d

I tried it and agree that's that grossest thing here.

dingleberrylover@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 210d

Top tier shit post

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 40 pts · 210d (1 reply)

Dr. Suess legs.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 210d

The Lorax runs Arch.

troot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 39 pts · 210d (3 replies)

Ok but... what the fuck is on the screen?

Oka@sopuli.xyz · 24 pts · 210d

FNAF Erotica, I think

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 209d (1 reply)

Nevermind that, what's in the glass? Water? Vodka?

bob_lemon@feddit.org · 1 pts · 209d

Gin

myrrh@ttrpg.network · 26 pts · 210d
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bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 210d (2 replies)

If this is you, I applaud your dedication.

Cantaloupe@fedioasis.cc · 20 pts · 210d (1 reply)

Nah

pupbiru@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 209d

that TV is a prime candidate for /tvtoohigh and also needs its own sub/comm for /tvwaaaaaytooclose, despite the mild “improvement” to the original image

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 209d

M137@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 209d

ಠ_ಠ

ekZepp@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 210d

bUNXwFD

rogsson@piefed.social · 9 pts · 210d

My brain broke of everything going on in the pic

zebidiah@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 210d

10/10 shitpost

You gotta respect committing to the bit that hard...

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 209d
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djmikeale@feddit.dk · 8 pts · 210d

Incredible. Looking forward to following your future endeavours

Mwa@thelemmy.club · 6 pts · 209d

the FNAF video on the screen 💀

toynbee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 210d (2 replies)

I have that same keyboard.

Or had. My wife absconded with it.

myrrh@ttrpg.network · 5 pts · 210d (1 reply)
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toynbee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 210d

That would be impressive.

bootleg@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 210d

...

mastertigurius@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 210d (1 reply)

Did Chewbacca get drunk and play with the trimmer?

horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 210d

Strimmer more like.

orochi02@feddit.org · 1 pts · 210d

Hated This Trend and hate it even more now

PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 210d

Sir! Bravo!

homes@piefed.world · 1 pts · 210d

When I get bored in the shower, I have better ways to amuse myself