A reminder of why he married her.

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pennomi@lemmy.world · 119 pts · 180d
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sundray@lemmus.org · 75 pts · 180d

I'm not one to victim blame, but in this one specific instance I have to say that this guy was really asking for it.

Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 180d (6 replies)

And the store clerk was kind enough to quickly screen shot it for him as soon as it came in? Like, oh I know this guy is gonna want to remember this moment, and share it on the internet, cuz it's clearly a really funny joke that I'm just not in on yet.

StrongHorseWeakNeigh@piefed.social · 39 pts · 180d

He made up a story around it to make you think it's a fake text but he actually just shits himself everyday.

Tehhund@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 179d

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 179d (2 replies)

Notifications stay around until you tap on them or swipe them away. In the notification center at least.

Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 179d (1 reply)

But they stop saying "now" pretty quickly.

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 179d

Ooh right didn't notice that

skisnow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 179d

Good catch.

Ghostie@lemmy.zip · 53 pts · 180d (12 replies)
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Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 65 pts · 180d (11 replies)

Liquid husband.

PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 180d (8 replies)

Gassy son.

wait...

Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 180d (7 replies)

Plasmic daughter.

KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 180d (6 replies)

Bose-Einstein condensate child

Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 180d (5 replies)

Quark-Gluon plasma gramps

everett@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 179d (4 replies)

Colloidal cousin.

Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 179d

Degenerate uncle.

Grabthar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 179d

The Ang Lee epic martial farts film we all slept on?

barzaria@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 180d

Venom son

RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 180d (2 replies)

Guess people don't know you can turn notifications off?

dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 180d

You can even set it to only show “text message” or “iMessage” in the banner.

Rooster326@programming.dev · 4 pts · 180d

But that would ruin his joke?

Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 179d

You'd think this guy would have learned by now. She's been doing this exact same thing for almost 10 years now.

DavidDoesLemmy@aussie.zone · 13 pts · 180d (5 replies)

Why do you need new underwear if you shit yourself? Can't you just clean it?

billwashere@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 180d (3 replies)

Speaking as someone who had an incontinence problem for a bit, you go through them quickly.

(Prostate cancer and prostatectomy if you’re wondering)

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 179d (2 replies)

I hope you're doing well now!

billwashere@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 179d (1 reply)

Well I'm still alive, no longer incontinent, and cancer free so pretty good.

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 179d

Yay! Congrats!

Fuck cancer.

All the best to you, random Internet person.

AlexLost@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 179d

You shit em so often you're just tearing right through the poor things. He's just shits his britches, over and over.

toynbee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 180d (3 replies)

If you're worried about other people seeing questionable texts, you're not youing hard enough.

BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 180d (1 reply)

Least you have to worry about when handing off your phone honestly. I've worked at similar places, respecting customer privacy once behind closed doors is not as common as you'd like.

Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 180d

Buckle up kids

Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 180d

Yeah that “don’t kiss in public” approach can’t last forever. The “it’s fine they’ll think it’s toothpaste” relationship is clearly the way.

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 180d

Pics or it never happened.