And the store clerk was kind enough to quickly screen shot it for him as soon as it came in? Like, oh I know this guy is gonna want to remember this moment, and share it on the internet, cuz it's clearly a really funny joke that I'm just not in on yet.
Least you have to worry about when handing off your phone honestly. I've worked at similar places, respecting customer privacy once behind closed doors is not as common as you'd like.
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pennomi@lemmy.world · 119 pts · 180d
sundray@lemmus.org · 75 pts · 180d
I'm not one to victim blame, but in this one specific instance I have to say that this guy was really asking for it.
Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 180d
And the store clerk was kind enough to quickly screen shot it for him as soon as it came in? Like, oh I know this guy is gonna want to remember this moment, and share it on the internet, cuz it's clearly a really funny joke that I'm just not in on yet.
StrongHorseWeakNeigh@piefed.social · 39 pts · 180d
He made up a story around it to make you think it's a fake text but he actually just shits himself everyday.
Tehhund@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 179d
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 179d
Notifications stay around until you tap on them or swipe them away. In the notification center at least.
Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 179d
But they stop saying "now" pretty quickly.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 179d
Ooh right didn't notice that
skisnow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 179d
Good catch.
Ghostie@lemmy.zip · 53 pts · 180d
Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 65 pts · 180d
Liquid husband.
PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 180d
Gassy son.
wait...
Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 180d
Plasmic daughter.
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 180d
Bose-Einstein condensate child
Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 180d
Quark-Gluon plasma gramps
everett@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 179d
Colloidal cousin.
Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 179d
Degenerate uncle.
Grabthar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 179d
The Ang Lee epic martial farts film we all slept on?
barzaria@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 180d
Venom son
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 180d
Guess people don't know you can turn notifications off?
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 180d
You can even set it to only show “text message” or “iMessage” in the banner.
Rooster326@programming.dev · 4 pts · 180d
But that would ruin his joke?
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 179d
You'd think this guy would have learned by now. She's been doing this exact same thing for almost 10 years now.
DavidDoesLemmy@aussie.zone · 13 pts · 180d
Why do you need new underwear if you shit yourself? Can't you just clean it?
billwashere@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 180d
Speaking as someone who had an incontinence problem for a bit, you go through them quickly.
(Prostate cancer and prostatectomy if you’re wondering)
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 179d
I hope you're doing well now!
billwashere@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 179d
Well I'm still alive, no longer incontinent, and cancer free so pretty good.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 179d
Yay! Congrats!
Fuck cancer.
All the best to you, random Internet person.
AlexLost@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 179d
You shit em so often you're just tearing right through the poor things. He's just shits his britches, over and over.
toynbee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 180d
If you're worried about other people seeing questionable texts, you're not youing hard enough.
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 180d
Least you have to worry about when handing off your phone honestly. I've worked at similar places, respecting customer privacy once behind closed doors is not as common as you'd like.
Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 180d
Buckle up kids
Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 180d
Yeah that “don’t kiss in public” approach can’t last forever. The “it’s fine they’ll think it’s toothpaste” relationship is clearly the way.
slothrop@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 180d
Pics or it never happened.