Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there's a whole train of women masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I don't know about horses, but this can happen to dogs. The condition is called GDV. It happens without warning, and the only options are emergency surgery (gastropexy) or euthanasia.
PSA: A gastropexy is MUCH cheaper when done preventatively vs. on an emergency basis. If you get a puppy that is a deep-chested breed, get a gastropexy when spaying/neutering.
The emergency surgery for my senior retriever mix was $6k+ and a rough (for both of us tbh) recovery. I've known others who have lost their beloved dogs to GDV. It sucks
Nah .... The info is not 100% conclusive but it's a huge risk to say the least. Still, there is more that does not add up. 36 can's equals 9 Liters (304 US ounce) of red bull .... Try washing down 9 Liters of a super sugary (lightly-) carbonated drink.
One thing is how you'd feel, another is survivability. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caffeine states that LD50 for oral caffeine ingestion in rats is 192ppm, and only estimates the value for humans. Wikipedia doesn't exactly state it but it's safe to assume that the surviving 50% of rats will definitely not have had a good time though.
But "36 red bulls" is how much? I can buy red bull in 0.25l and 0.5l cans in local stores, what is available in the US in unknown to me, so I'll assume equivalent can sizes. So between 9l and 18l of red bull over about 11hrs. IDK that sounds like a lot of fluid no matter what. Maybe the electrolytes in the red bull will prevent water intoxication, but he'd definitely have had to pee a lot. Perhaps his kidneys would have a hard time following along with the excess electrolytes, but enough to become hypertonic?
Anyway a liter of red bull contains 320mg of caffeine, and thus 9l is 2.88g and 18l is 5.76g. Assuming a 100kg human body that's 28.8-57.6ppm spread out over 11hrs.
Had the caffeine been ingested all at once, then he'd at worst have hit 30% of LD50. But given that the subject probably didn't ingest 18l of fluid instantly, because then the story would include that in the title, the consumption was spread out. Elimination half-life for caffeine is 3-7hrs, meaning that the initial caffeine could be reduced to 1/8 by the end.
I don't have the time to do the integral equations, but my best bet is that our subject plausibly could survive, but his kidneys, penis and psychiatric state could do with a check up.
Yes, there's always going to be outliers, that's how statistics work. That LD50 is 192mg/kg just means that 50% will have died by that point. Some individuals can survive beyond that point, while 50% couldn't.
I'm not saying that 50% of the population will be honky dory a-ok after surviving, what killed the first half. Just that it's not unlikely that you could survive consuming 18l of red bull over the course of 10h23m. You'd probably still be pretty fucked up, but surviving is a subset of being fucked up, not the other way around.
And claiming that the story is fake because "36 red bulls would literally kill a horse" is just plain old hyperbole.
While I'm not big on equine nephrology, or veteranary physiology in general even, I suppose that it's reasonable to assume, that not 100% of horses would survive ingesting the caffeine equivalent of 14l of coffee at once. But going from "some horses would die from this" to "this story is definitely fake" is just bad reasoning.
Sure, it's reasonable to question the story, but dismissing it because a horse couldn't do the same? WTF?
Not every horse, human, or humpback whale would survive consuming 36 red bulls. But it's not unreasonable to assume that a majority of humans would survive.
Personally I want to believe the story, if for nothing else than it's not a story about how the world is going to shit.
Implying he would use lotion instead of lube. Fucking amateurs. If you're a frequent wanker and you haven't graduated to real fuckin lube then you're a bit of a joke.
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redlemace@lemmy.world · 131 pts · 184d
I only feel sorry for the Guinness World Record judge
Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 184d
I just imagine them being very clinical about it. Just standing there with a clicker in one hand and a timer in the other.
redlemace@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 184d
Yet 48hrs before the 'event' at Guiness HQ
hOrni@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 184d
You gotta at least wear eye protection.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 184d
"Wait a minute, sir, I have to call my boss. Walter, do we count dry orgasms?"
answersplease77@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 183d
there gotta be smell/texture/viscosity standards for the judges to know what counts
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 184d
Imagine the smell š¤¢
slothrop@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 184d
Pineappley?
Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 184d
Cummy
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 184d
Funky cheese, relevant username
new_guy@lemmy.world · 80 pts · 184d
That's one jerk every 9 minutes.
I can only imagine the pain in their balls and arm they must've felt after a while.
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 81 pts · 184d
Their prostate must have looked like a dehydrated pumpkin
jade52@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 184d
This pumpkin looks how I feel
phx@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 184d
Their dick probably didn't look much better. Even with lube that's gonna chaff after awhile and probably took off at least a layer of skin
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 184d
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 184d
Professional wankers switch hands every five minutes. It helps to rest each arm each session.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 184d
That's a gooner move, resets the clock so you can go longer
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 1 pts · 182d
This man was specifically not gooning, gooning is about lasting as long as you can.
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 183d
Feels like a different person
Hupf@feddit.org · 5 pts · 182d
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 47 pts · 184d
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 184d
ā¦Himself
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 184d
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there's a whole train of women masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 184d
y'all should try to break the record.
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 183d
Collectively they may have
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 184d
don't they send someone over to watch you break the record
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 12 pts · 184d
Not just one but a bunch of nuts cum over.
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk · 33 pts · 184d
robocall@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 184d
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 184d
LurkingLuddite@piefed.social · 29 pts · 184d
Fake. 36 red bulls would literally kill a horse, let alone a human, even if they weighed as much as a horse.
python@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 183d
Horses die from the dumbest shit tho
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 5 pts · 183d
Lol, can't their stomach's like literally flip upside down and fuck everything up?
percent@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 183d
I don't know about horses, but this can happen to dogs. The condition is called GDV. It happens without warning, and the only options are emergency surgery (gastropexy) or euthanasia.
PSA: A gastropexy is MUCH cheaper when done preventatively vs. on an emergency basis. If you get a puppy that is a deep-chested breed, get a gastropexy when spaying/neutering.
The emergency surgery for my senior retriever mix was $6k+ and a rough (for both of us tbh) recovery. I've known others who have lost their beloved dogs to GDV. It sucks
redlemace@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 183d
Nah .... The info is not 100% conclusive but it's a huge risk to say the least. Still, there is more that does not add up. 36 can's equals 9 Liters (304 US ounce) of red bull .... Try washing down 9 Liters of a super sugary (lightly-) carbonated drink.
stormeuh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 183d
The sugar could kill you in the long term, but I think here it's the caffeine you should worry about.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 184d
The LD50 for caffeine in humans is 150-200mg/kg, so if you weighed only 36kg, that ain't enough caffeine to kill you.
LurkingLuddite@piefed.social · 6 pts · 184d
Go ahead and test those numbers yourself. Report back to us how 20 grams of caffeine goes.
Meanwhile, those of us that live in reality... https://youtu.be/wj_AOzSSDMM
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 182d
One thing is how you'd feel, another is survivability. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caffeine states that LD
50for oral caffeine ingestion in rats is 192ppm, and only estimates the value for humans. Wikipedia doesn't exactly state it but it's safe to assume that the surviving 50% of rats will definitely not have had a good time though.But "36 red bulls" is how much? I can buy red bull in 0.25l and 0.5l cans in local stores, what is available in the US in unknown to me, so I'll assume equivalent can sizes. So between 9l and 18l of red bull over about 11hrs. IDK that sounds like a lot of fluid no matter what. Maybe the electrolytes in the red bull will prevent water intoxication, but he'd definitely have had to pee a lot. Perhaps his kidneys would have a hard time following along with the excess electrolytes, but enough to become hypertonic?
Anyway a liter of red bull contains 320mg of caffeine, and thus 9l is 2.88g and 18l is 5.76g. Assuming a 100kg human body that's 28.8-57.6ppm spread out over 11hrs.
Had the caffeine been ingested all at once, then he'd at worst have hit 30% of LD
50. But given that the subject probably didn't ingest 18l of fluid instantly, because then the story would include that in the title, the consumption was spread out. Elimination half-life for caffeine is 3-7hrs, meaning that the initial caffeine could be reduced to 1/8 by the end.I don't have the time to do the integral equations, but my best bet is that our subject plausibly could survive, but his kidneys, penis and psychiatric state could do with a check up.
LurkingLuddite@piefed.social · 1 pts · 182d
People regularly die on less than 2g caffeine intake in a day.
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 181d
Yes, there's always going to be outliers, that's how statistics work. That LD
50is 192mg/kg just means that 50% will have died by that point. Some individuals can survive beyond that point, while 50% couldn't.I'm not saying that 50% of the population will be honky dory a-ok after surviving, what killed the first half. Just that it's not unlikely that you could survive consuming 18l of red bull over the course of 10h23m. You'd probably still be pretty fucked up, but surviving is a subset of being fucked up, not the other way around.
LurkingLuddite@piefed.social · 1 pts · 181d
My point is the LD50 is much lower than 192mg/kg. Even a middleschooler could observe that much...
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 181d
Are you trolling or do you genuinely not understand basic medical terminology or statistics?
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 181d
And claiming that the story is fake because "36 red bulls would literally kill a horse" is just plain old hyperbole.
While I'm not big on equine nephrology, or veteranary physiology in general even, I suppose that it's reasonable to assume, that not 100% of horses would survive ingesting the caffeine equivalent of 14l of coffee at once. But going from "some horses would die from this" to "this story is definitely fake" is just bad reasoning.
Sure, it's reasonable to question the story, but dismissing it because a horse couldn't do the same? WTF?
Not every horse, human, or humpback whale would survive consuming 36 red bulls. But it's not unreasonable to assume that a majority of humans would survive.
Personally I want to believe the story, if for nothing else than it's not a story about how the world is going to shit.
hOrni@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 184d
He must have very soft hands, I'm usually chafed after 6.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 184d
omg they could split this record into two categories - with lube/lotion or without.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 184d
Uncircumcised guys get a huge boost in the "without" category
mossberg590@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 184d
robocall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 184d
haha pump
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 184d
I can't find the news article, so this might be fake. But I did find this.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 184d
mEEGal@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 184d
I know a challenging fap when I see one
Azrael@reddthat.com · 12 pts · 183d
I'm pretty sure 36 cans of Red Bull would kill you. Humans can't handle that much caffeine.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 183d
Can't find the Death by Caffeine site (or they changed it) any more, but this one says 5 Red Bulls max per day for a 175lb person.
Azrael@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 183d
That seems right. The lethal dose of caffeine is 100mg per kilogram of bodyweight.
Rooster326@programming.dev · 5 pts · 183d
Uh that math doesn't checkout. I weight 90 kg
There is ~110 mg Caffeine in Red Bull.
I think I would die long before I got anywhere near 80 cans of Red Bull.
Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 183d
zexyqag@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 184d
How do they measure an orgasm?
tomi000@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 184d
Multiple judges must be present and observing closely. They are experts in distinguishing moans
possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 183d
Implying he would use lotion instead of lube. Fucking amateurs. If you're a frequent wanker and you haven't graduated to real fuckin lube then you're a bit of a joke.
HexesofVexes@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 184d
2 short of true headline greatness.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 184d
I bet he didn't even use Margaret Thatcher's Boner Smasher.
bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 184d
fasc-light
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 183d
In west Philadelphia born and raisedā¦
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 183d
He could have easily hit 80 if he was drinking C4.
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 182d
I'd be afraid my dick would explode
VibeSurgeon@piefed.social · 2 pts · 183d
The arch-gooner
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 182d
Are they taking his word for it or did somebody watch to verify?
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 184d
Did not know you could die doing that...
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 184d
You can certainly come to a sudden conclusion.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 182d
Imagine the friction burns