Riding a stationary bike in a sauna, while wearing jeans, with kid rock.

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notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 85 pts · 177d (5 replies)

You couldn’t make this shit up

Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 52 pts · 177d (4 replies)

Well, I think they did. That sauna is obviously not on as they clearly aren't sweating, so this does appear to be quite fabricated.

notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 177d (3 replies)

Yeah, but you couldn’t make it up on a meta level as in: imagine RFK and kid r**k in a sauna, pretending to do sport and the sauna obviously isn’t on, and expecting everyone is so stupid to believe this shit. Nah, I could NEVER believe they would do that - oh oops they just did that, You couldn’t make this shit up

brap@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 177d (1 reply)

Why have you censored Kid Rack?

jerkface@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 176d

**'s n*t s*fe 2 uz rl w*rds ne m*re b/c Ayeyi

Incidentally, praise the dawning Singularity, fleshling

A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 177d

haha kid rank

galoisghost@aussie.zone · 60 pts · 177d (3 replies)

Are all these images actually real?

They are like a cross between a David Lynch Film and the photos from a 1970s serial killer photo album.

Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 177d (1 reply)

I was thinking the same thing. These clowns have no problems posting AI slop, these days. In fact, it's become a preference over reality.

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 4 pts · 176d

Oh no, it's definitely real. Here's the link: https://xcancel.com/SecKennedy/status/2023860472026669400#m

Blade9732@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 177d

You gotta watch the whole video, it's amazing ( not in a good way). It ends with them drinking raw milk in a hot tub together.

halcyoncmdr@piefed.social · 40 pts · 177d (7 replies)

That's the driest sauna I've ever seen. And it's clearly meant to be a wet sauna by its design.

Probably room temperature for the photo op.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 177d (2 replies)

not nearly as dry as their partners

A7thStone@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 177d

They must be getting tips from Ben Shapiro.

Nastybutler@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 176d

Chais@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 177d

It's also very likely not heated.

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 176d

It's not a dry sauna, kid rock snuck in some booze

zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 177d (1 reply)

Uhm, usually saunas like that are quite dry with a humidity of 10-30%. The only thing wet would be the sweating organisms. This leads to the conclusion, that RFK and Kid Rock are Crab People after all. Or Lizards. Whatever.

bitchkat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 176d

Sounds like he's thinking of a steam room.

AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 177d

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 35 pts · 177d (5 replies)

That's what really surprises me with this crop of modern fascists: how utterly mediocre and grotesque they all are. Fascists of yesteryear tried to appear grandiose, impressive and worthy of the greatest respect.

Case in point, this is Martin Bormann, Hitler's councelor and thinking power behind the 3rd Reich:

Martin Bormann

And this is MAGA's equivalent:

Steve Bannon

The former tried to present himself as a well-kempt, important military figure (he was not), while the latter looks like a tramp picked right off the street.

That's the face of American fascism: sloppiness and mediocrity.

Dragomus@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 177d

All of them in the current regime look like washed out wannabes.
Every single one has a certain look of not fitting in the picture nor aspiring to be.
From the orange makeup head-honcho in his too-big suits to the head of the fbi looking like a deer in headlights, to the barbie girl viciously snapping at people for asking legitimate questions that she must never answer.
Not to forget the guy in charge of the military running around holding a microphone like he is about to start an auction.

idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 177d (1 reply)

Weirdly, they’ve got similar faces. I can’t tell if it’s the eyes, the head shape, or the expression, but I’d believe they were related.

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 8 pts · 177d

That's the fat fascist look. Bormann too was overweight.

bunkyprewster@startrek.website · 1 pts · 177d

Same haircut though

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 177d

It's just another attempt at puritanism, this time with "look, my values are healthy, so do everything that I tell you"

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 177d (2 replies)

Just a couple of men getting sweaty in a sauna together, no big deal. Definitely not gay.

PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 177d

I'm queer and I haven't done anything this Gay before.

philycheeze@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 176d

CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de · 27 pts · 177d (9 replies)

Never mind the sauna or being barefoot, nobody does cardio in jeans and a belt

hector@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 177d (8 replies)

Yeah pants with a belt will have your boxers ride up on you, it's super annoying, you need some kind of workout pants, with a drawstring.

PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 177d (6 replies)

What makes you think he wears underwear.

You're welcome.

StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 176d (4 replies)

"RFK Jr's saggy cock and balls flopping about in sweat-soaked sauna jeans as he cycles whilst Twink Rock air humps the bench behind"

This mental image brought to you by @PhoenixDog@lemmy.world.

Bonus: what does that room smell like?

EtherWhack@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 176d (1 reply)

You know that odor people have when they eat too much garlic? Yeah...

StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 176d

Lol, the worst is that person doesn't smell it at all. I used to go through a head or two of roasted garlic a week (my grandparents grew up in rural Italy and still ate like it) so we all reeked constantly.

PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 176d (1 reply)

It smells exactly like you would expect it to. Stale cigarettes, stanky ball sweat, and international disappointment.

StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 176d

From my time in the US, I know that scent could be sold as a car freshener tree printed with the American flag and an eagle flying through a ragged tear in the background.

hector@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 177d

Damn, checkmate I didn't even see that one coming.

CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 177d

It’s the chafing. Look at his position. The belt is in his hips constantly crease.

Goodeye8@piefed.social · 21 pts · 177d (1 reply)

Low key that's a sick album cover, just needs the title "the worm tales".

bitchkat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 176d

Kind of a Nigel Pepper Cock vibe

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 20 pts · 176d (6 replies)

This is insane and I legitimately love it. The video is fucking a glorious train wreck.

Sure Worm Brain RFK is definitely not operating on all cylinders however can't deny he looks good for his age of being 72.

Kid Rock on the other hand looks like the kind of person who will offer a blow job behind the Arby's so they can afford some crack.

Edit: Video link: https://xcancel.com/SecKennedy/status/2023860472026669400#m

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 176d (1 reply)

he looks good for his age

Steriods. I'm sure if he actually took doctor's advice they'd have something to say about a man in his 70s abusing steroids. Hopefully it's extremely dangerous.

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 2 pts · 176d

Oh Worm Brain RFK Jr is defintely not listening to anything except the worm in his brain.

Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 176d

Maybe from neck down. From the neck up, he looks like a cardiologist’s next paycheck.

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 176d

I think they might make a good comedy duo, if they stopped trying to be cool and hard or whatever this workout is supposed to show. They are both so fucking strange.

Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 176d (1 reply)

Wear jeans only jeans all the time jeans every activity jeans always jeans just jeans

bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 176d

Oh shit that's me. I love jeans 😆 not at a gym ofc

Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 177d

Such badasses, in a cold sauna...

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 177d (2 replies)

He famously works out shirtless, in long jeans. That's a real popular look at the gym I go to, the MAGA chicks dig it. They say that's how Trump works out. They never show it on TV because he doesn't want to make American he-men feel bad about his raw animal power.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 176d

MAGA chicks

FYI, this is the only part that set off my sarcasm detector.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 176d

Y'all are weird. Years ago, I stayed on campus at College Station Texas A&M and guys there showered at the gym with underwear on.

I can only conclude it was to hide erections.

hOrni@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 177d (1 reply)

This can't be a real photo. Nobody can be stupid enough to pose for this thinking it will make him look good.

Edit: I just saw "The Majority Report" on this. It's not only real, it's a screen from a video.

PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 177d

It's a real photo.

800XL@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 177d (1 reply)

Just two really old insecure hetero guys with their shirts off "exercising" and showing off to other insecure totally hetero old guys in what looks to be a closet.

What's the big deal?

hector@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 177d

Drinking Milk, like men!

zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 177d (3 replies)

Wait, this isn’t AI? Are you for real???

Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 177d (2 replies)

yeah they really did this and posted it a few days ago. they're super weird people

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 176d (1 reply)

So like, did he have a stroke again that caused his eye to fall even lower or is the picture just weird(er)?

Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 176d

i think that's an artifact of this being a still image clipped from a phone camera video

foggianism@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 177d

AI ain't got shit on reality

idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 177d (5 replies)

I haven’t ridden an exercise bike in too long to remember. Do they have pedals built for cycling shoes? Because pedaling on those barefoot is just unpleasant and opens you up to injury for any kind of actual exertion

halcyoncmdr@piefed.social · 12 pts · 177d (3 replies)

It's a photo op, they're not actually doing any there there but posing for the cameras. It's clearly a wet sauna that's dry as a bone and almost surely at room temperature. The exercise bike was grabbed from the gym floor and dragged in there for the photo. They were probably told by the owner that they can't wear shoes so they aren't even though it makes no sense with the bike.

idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 177d (1 reply)

Well yeah, I’m just pointing out the lack of thought that went into this.

halcyoncmdr@piefed.social · 5 pts · 177d

I mean how much do we really expect the worm driving RFK Jr like a mech to actually know?

frostysauce@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 176d

This is a still from a video. It's not a photo shoot.

VibeSurgeon@piefed.social · 1 pts · 177d

Not all of them have pedals meant to be connected with cycling shoes, but they are definitely not meant to be used barefoot.

GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 177d (1 reply)
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ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 5 pts · 177d

I didn't laugh, but it made me shake my head in disbelief, so I exercised my spine, which is good for health.

robocall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 177d

Did they kiss?

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 177d

What losers

A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 177d

Why would they publish this and where? Or, how did we obtain this?

mx_smith@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 177d (4 replies)

Here is the original post

AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 177d (2 replies)

The video, which sparked suspicions of AI, shows RFK Jr. and the 55-year-old controversial Detroit rocker working out shirtless and drinking whole milk while soaking in a hot tub to his song Bawitdaba.

Ah chugging whole milk 🥛 (raw I presume?) while doing cardio in a sauna seems like an excellent and very normal choice.

hector@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 177d

Drinking Milk? You know who drinks milk, wierdos and perverts. -Rome from succession, as I recall

Nastybutler@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 176d

frostysauce@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 176d

For those wondering: The jeans stay on the whole time.

derAbsender@piefed.social · 3 pts · 177d

Look at its foots!

ironcrotch@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 177d

Can anyone enhance enough to read the thermostat?

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 176d

Much more akin to a circus or meth den than a political party.

Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 171d

Can we talk about going underwater while wearing jeans?

brem@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 177d

This new 'Froggy Fresh' video is pretty lit.

BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 176d

Is this the thumbnail image for the new Brokeback Mountain?

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 176d

Looks like these two are getting some tonight.

800XL@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 176d

Someone tell RFK his left foot is on upside down. Their AI is getting better tho.

switcheroo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 176d

Repugnicants are so freaking weird...

VibeSurgeon@piefed.social · 1 pts · 177d

Are the chuds getting into heat training now? If yes, what's their motivation? It's only really a tool for getting a slight edge in endurance sports, and I thought they were nominally only about longevity.