Yeah, but you couldn’t make it up on a meta level as in: imagine RFK and kid r**k in a sauna, pretending to do sport and the sauna obviously isn’t on, and expecting everyone is so stupid to believe this shit. Nah, I could NEVER believe they would do that - oh oops they just did that, You couldn’t make this shit up
Uhm, usually saunas like that are quite dry with a humidity of 10-30%. The only thing wet would be the sweating organisms. This leads to the conclusion, that RFK and Kid Rock are Crab People after all. Or Lizards. Whatever.
That's what really surprises me with this crop of modern fascists: how utterly mediocre and grotesque they all are. Fascists of yesteryear tried to appear grandiose, impressive and worthy of the greatest respect.
Case in point, this is Martin Bormann, Hitler's councelor and thinking power behind the 3rd Reich:
And this is MAGA's equivalent:
The former tried to present himself as a well-kempt, important military figure (he was not), while the latter looks like a tramp picked right off the street.
That's the face of American fascism: sloppiness and mediocrity.
All of them in the current regime look like washed out wannabes.
Every single one has a certain look of not fitting in the picture nor aspiring to be.
From the orange makeup head-honcho in his too-big suits to the head of the fbi looking like a deer in headlights, to the barbie girl viciously snapping at people for asking legitimate questions that she must never answer.
Not to forget the guy in charge of the military running around holding a microphone like he is about to start an auction.
Lol, the worst is that person doesn't smell it at all. I used to go through a head or two of roasted garlic a week (my grandparents grew up in rural Italy and still ate like it) so we all reeked constantly.
From my time in the US, I know that scent could be sold as a car freshener tree printed with the American flag and an eagle flying through a ragged tear in the background.
Steriods. I'm sure if he actually took doctor's advice they'd have something to say about a man in his 70s abusing steroids. Hopefully it's extremely dangerous.
I think they might make a good comedy duo, if they stopped trying to be cool and hard or whatever this workout is supposed to show. They are both so fucking strange.
He famously works out shirtless, in long jeans. That's a real popular look at the gym I go to, the MAGA chicks dig it. They say that's how Trump works out. They never show it on TV because he doesn't want to make American he-men feel bad about his raw animal power.
Just two really old insecure hetero guys with their shirts off "exercising" and showing off to other insecure totally hetero old guys in what looks to be a closet.
I haven’t ridden an exercise bike in too long to remember. Do they have pedals built for cycling shoes? Because pedaling on those barefoot is just unpleasant and opens you up to injury for any kind of actual exertion
It's a photo op, they're not actually doing any there there but posing for the cameras. It's clearly a wet sauna that's dry as a bone and almost surely at room temperature. The exercise bike was grabbed from the gym floor and dragged in there for the photo. They were probably told by the owner that they can't wear shoes so they aren't even though it makes no sense with the bike.
The video, which sparked suspicions of AI, shows RFK Jr. and the 55-year-old controversial Detroit rocker working out shirtless and drinking whole milk while soaking in a hot tub to his song Bawitdaba.
Ah chugging whole milk 🥛 (raw I presume?) while doing cardio in a sauna seems like an excellent and very normal choice.
Are the chuds getting into heat training now? If yes, what's their motivation? It's only really a tool for getting a slight edge in endurance sports, and I thought they were nominally only about longevity.
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notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 85 pts · 177d
You couldn’t make this shit up
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 52 pts · 177d
Well, I think they did. That sauna is obviously not on as they clearly aren't sweating, so this does appear to be quite fabricated.
notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 177d
Yeah, but you couldn’t make it up on a meta level as in: imagine RFK and kid r**k in a sauna, pretending to do sport and the sauna obviously isn’t on, and expecting everyone is so stupid to believe this shit. Nah, I could NEVER believe they would do that - oh oops they just did that, You couldn’t make this shit up
brap@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 177d
Why have you censored Kid Rack?
jerkface@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 176d
**'s n*t s*fe 2 uz rl w*rds ne m*re b/c Ayeyi
Incidentally, praise the dawning Singularity, fleshling
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 177d
haha kid rank
galoisghost@aussie.zone · 60 pts · 177d
Are all these images actually real?
They are like a cross between a David Lynch Film and the photos from a 1970s serial killer photo album.
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 177d
I was thinking the same thing. These clowns have no problems posting AI slop, these days. In fact, it's become a preference over reality.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 4 pts · 176d
Oh no, it's definitely real. Here's the link: https://xcancel.com/SecKennedy/status/2023860472026669400#m
Blade9732@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 177d
You gotta watch the whole video, it's amazing ( not in a good way). It ends with them drinking raw milk in a hot tub together.
halcyoncmdr@piefed.social · 40 pts · 177d
That's the driest sauna I've ever seen. And it's clearly meant to be a wet sauna by its design.
Probably room temperature for the photo op.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 177d
not nearly as dry as their partners
A7thStone@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 177d
They must be getting tips from Ben Shapiro.
Nastybutler@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 176d
Chais@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 177d
It's also very likely not heated.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 176d
It's not a dry sauna, kid rock snuck in some booze
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 177d
Uhm, usually saunas like that are quite dry with a humidity of 10-30%. The only thing wet would be the sweating organisms. This leads to the conclusion, that RFK and Kid Rock are Crab People after all. Or Lizards. Whatever.
bitchkat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 176d
Sounds like he's thinking of a steam room.
AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 177d
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 35 pts · 177d
That's what really surprises me with this crop of modern fascists: how utterly mediocre and grotesque they all are. Fascists of yesteryear tried to appear grandiose, impressive and worthy of the greatest respect.
Case in point, this is Martin Bormann, Hitler's councelor and thinking power behind the 3rd Reich:
And this is MAGA's equivalent:
The former tried to present himself as a well-kempt, important military figure (he was not), while the latter looks like a tramp picked right off the street.
That's the face of American fascism: sloppiness and mediocrity.
Dragomus@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 177d
All of them in the current regime look like washed out wannabes.
Every single one has a certain look of not fitting in the picture nor aspiring to be.
From the orange makeup head-honcho in his too-big suits to the head of the fbi looking like a deer in headlights, to the barbie girl viciously snapping at people for asking legitimate questions that she must never answer.
Not to forget the guy in charge of the military running around holding a microphone like he is about to start an auction.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 177d
Weirdly, they’ve got similar faces. I can’t tell if it’s the eyes, the head shape, or the expression, but I’d believe they were related.
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 8 pts · 177d
That's the fat fascist look. Bormann too was overweight.
bunkyprewster@startrek.website · 1 pts · 177d
Same haircut though
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 177d
It's just another attempt at puritanism, this time with "look, my values are healthy, so do everything that I tell you"
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 177d
Just a couple of men getting sweaty in a sauna together, no big deal. Definitely not gay.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 177d
I'm queer and I haven't done anything this Gay before.
philycheeze@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 176d
CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de · 27 pts · 177d
Never mind the sauna or being barefoot, nobody does cardio in jeans and a belt
hector@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 177d
Yeah pants with a belt will have your boxers ride up on you, it's super annoying, you need some kind of workout pants, with a drawstring.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 177d
What makes you think he wears underwear.
You're welcome.
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 176d
"RFK Jr's saggy cock and balls flopping about in sweat-soaked sauna jeans as he cycles whilst Twink Rock air humps the bench behind"
This mental image brought to you by @PhoenixDog@lemmy.world.
Bonus: what does that room smell like?
EtherWhack@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 176d
You know that odor people have when they eat too much garlic? Yeah...
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 176d
Lol, the worst is that person doesn't smell it at all. I used to go through a head or two of roasted garlic a week (my grandparents grew up in rural Italy and still ate like it) so we all reeked constantly.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 176d
It smells exactly like you would expect it to. Stale cigarettes, stanky ball sweat, and international disappointment.
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 176d
From my time in the US, I know that scent could be sold as a car freshener tree printed with the American flag and an eagle flying through a ragged tear in the background.
hector@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 177d
Damn, checkmate I didn't even see that one coming.
CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 177d
It’s the chafing. Look at his position. The belt is in his hips constantly crease.
Goodeye8@piefed.social · 21 pts · 177d
Low key that's a sick album cover, just needs the title "the worm tales".
bitchkat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 176d
Kind of a Nigel Pepper Cock vibe
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 20 pts · 176d
This is insane and I legitimately love it. The video is fucking a glorious train wreck.
Sure Worm Brain RFK is definitely not operating on all cylinders however can't deny he looks good for his age of being 72.
Kid Rock on the other hand looks like the kind of person who will offer a blow job behind the Arby's so they can afford some crack.
Edit: Video link: https://xcancel.com/SecKennedy/status/2023860472026669400#m
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 176d
Steriods. I'm sure if he actually took doctor's advice they'd have something to say about a man in his 70s abusing steroids. Hopefully it's extremely dangerous.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 2 pts · 176d
Oh Worm Brain RFK Jr is defintely not listening to anything except the worm in his brain.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 176d
Maybe from neck down. From the neck up, he looks like a cardiologist’s next paycheck.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 176d
I think they might make a good comedy duo, if they stopped trying to be cool and hard or whatever this workout is supposed to show. They are both so fucking strange.
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 176d
Wear jeans only jeans all the time jeans every activity jeans always jeans just jeans
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 176d
Oh shit that's me. I love jeans 😆 not at a gym ofc
Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 177d
Such badasses, in a cold sauna...
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 177d
He famously works out shirtless, in long jeans. That's a real popular look at the gym I go to, the MAGA chicks dig it. They say that's how Trump works out. They never show it on TV because he doesn't want to make American he-men feel bad about his raw animal power.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 176d
FYI, this is the only part that set off my sarcasm detector.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 176d
Y'all are weird. Years ago, I stayed on campus at College Station Texas A&M and guys there showered at the gym with underwear on.
I can only conclude it was to hide erections.
hOrni@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 177d
This can't be a real photo. Nobody can be stupid enough to pose for this thinking it will make him look good.
Edit: I just saw "The Majority Report" on this. It's not only real, it's a screen from a video.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 177d
It's a real photo.
800XL@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 177d
Just two really old insecure hetero guys with their shirts off "exercising" and showing off to other insecure totally hetero old guys in what looks to be a closet.
What's the big deal?
hector@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 177d
Drinking Milk, like men!
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 177d
Wait, this isn’t AI? Are you for real???
Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 177d
yeah they really did this and posted it a few days ago. they're super weird people
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 176d
So like, did he have a stroke again that caused his eye to fall even lower or is the picture just weird(er)?
Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 176d
i think that's an artifact of this being a still image clipped from a phone camera video
foggianism@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 177d
AI ain't got shit on reality
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 177d
I haven’t ridden an exercise bike in too long to remember. Do they have pedals built for cycling shoes? Because pedaling on those barefoot is just unpleasant and opens you up to injury for any kind of actual exertion
halcyoncmdr@piefed.social · 12 pts · 177d
It's a photo op, they're not actually doing any there there but posing for the cameras. It's clearly a wet sauna that's dry as a bone and almost surely at room temperature. The exercise bike was grabbed from the gym floor and dragged in there for the photo. They were probably told by the owner that they can't wear shoes so they aren't even though it makes no sense with the bike.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 177d
Well yeah, I’m just pointing out the lack of thought that went into this.
halcyoncmdr@piefed.social · 5 pts · 177d
I mean how much do we really expect the worm driving RFK Jr like a mech to actually know?
frostysauce@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 176d
This is a still from a video. It's not a photo shoot.
VibeSurgeon@piefed.social · 1 pts · 177d
Not all of them have pedals meant to be connected with cycling shoes, but they are definitely not meant to be used barefoot.
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 177d
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 5 pts · 177d
I didn't laugh, but it made me shake my head in disbelief, so I exercised my spine, which is good for health.
robocall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 177d
Did they kiss?
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 177d
What losers
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 177d
Why would they publish this and where? Or, how did we obtain this?
mx_smith@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 177d
Here is the original post
AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 177d
Ah chugging whole milk 🥛 (raw I presume?) while doing cardio in a sauna seems like an excellent and very normal choice.
hector@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 177d
Drinking Milk? You know who drinks milk, wierdos and perverts. -Rome from succession, as I recall
Nastybutler@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 176d
frostysauce@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 176d
For those wondering: The jeans stay on the whole time.
derAbsender@piefed.social · 3 pts · 177d
Look at its foots!
ironcrotch@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 177d
Can anyone enhance enough to read the thermostat?
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 176d
Much more akin to a circus or meth den than a political party.
Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 171d
Can we talk about going underwater while wearing jeans?
brem@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 177d
This new 'Froggy Fresh' video is pretty lit.
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 176d
Is this the thumbnail image for the new Brokeback Mountain?
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 176d
Looks like these two are getting some tonight.
800XL@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 176d
Someone tell RFK his left foot is on upside down. Their AI is getting better tho.
switcheroo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 176d
Repugnicants are so freaking weird...
VibeSurgeon@piefed.social · 1 pts · 177d
Are the chuds getting into heat training now? If yes, what's their motivation? It's only really a tool for getting a slight edge in endurance sports, and I thought they were nominally only about longevity.