You'll never be a billionaire if you keep foolishly indulging in the luxury of eating and drinking. You'll also wasting time eating and expelling waste, you could have two or three other micro hustles to get ahead, you're only two or three centuries away from success!
This just sounds like a good ass time and I miss being able to do this. Just replace WOW with Persona 5 and the pizza with a 6 pack and a bacon cheese burger from Parkway Deli
This is why you need to move to Brooklyn where they make 40 inch pizzas and sell them by the slice. There is little risk of you consuming a 15lb pizza in one sitting.
Not really looking to move to New Zealand, although the Wellington Region seems nice, not going to move around the world just because they have some nice pizza in Brooklyn there.
All my dads told me about how I was conceived in a bowl of iced piss from a woman they only knew as "sugar cunt". I guess she was diabetic and liked to donate eggs in the most peculiar way.
So now whenever I ask who my mom is they just tell me she's a cummy bear.
His kids are going to resent him when he brags about this in 30 years, and roll their eyes when he suggests maybe they just need to learn to be more responsible about rationing their Soylent Green.
I walked 9km today (a lot for me) and I would very much like a pizza, but I already ate too many pizzas so now I have to have anti-pizza (calorie deficit) before I can have small pizza one day again.
70 Comments
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 128 pts · 182d
Can you do this though
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 30 pts · 181d
There's always someone in the family who will name a better kid and keep comparing you, the inferior to all child.
tetris11@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 181d
Commitment. Patience. Psychokinetic ability.
dan69@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 182d
Probably used klarna
Snowclone@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 181d
You'll never be a billionaire if you keep foolishly indulging in the luxury of eating and drinking. You'll also wasting time eating and expelling waste, you could have two or three other micro hustles to get ahead, you're only two or three centuries away from success!
udc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 181d
Bottom feeders eating their 🥑 toast need to learn pull themselves by the 🥾 strap! /s
achance4cheese@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 181d
Even at my very generous salary, ignoring taxes and expenses, I’m still several millennia from joining the tres commas club.
mech@feddit.org · 5 pts · 181d
The best time to plant a tres was several millennia ago.
The second best time is now.
SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 181d
🔥SIGMA GRIND-SET 🔥
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 39 pts · 181d
IDK why they have a personal pizza size. Technically, any size pizza I order for myself is a personal pizza.
rumba@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 181d
In my late 20's i'd order 2 stuffed-crust pep lovers and two large ceasar salads every friday night, then go raiding in warcraft. I lived alone.
Sometimes I'd eat half a pizza on friday, and one of the salads, sometimes a whole.
Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 181d
This just sounds like a good ass time and I miss being able to do this. Just replace WOW with Persona 5 and the pizza with a 6 pack and a bacon cheese burger from Parkway Deli
rumba@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 181d
At the time, I never thought I'd miss all that :)
Started a family, had a couple of kids, negative time left.
I think for a retirement, I just wanna be jacked in the matrix :)
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 181d
Are you my brother from another mother?
rumba@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 180d
Could be, could also just be humans of distinguished taste :)
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 181d
Hell yeah! Same!
sness@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 181d
Any pizza is a personal size pizza, if you try hard and believe in yourself. Any pizza is a family size pizza, if you're an orphan.
socsa@piefed.social · 2 pts · 181d
This is why you need to move to Brooklyn where they make 40 inch pizzas and sell them by the slice. There is little risk of you consuming a 15lb pizza in one sitting.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 10 pts · 181d
Isn't Brooklyn in a really dangerous country? I heard they're at war and they have concentration camps, I wouldn't want to move there.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 181d
"I'll take 16 slices, please."
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 181d
Not really looking to move to New Zealand, although the Wellington Region seems nice, not going to move around the world just because they have some nice pizza in Brooklyn there.
Furbag@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 181d
Silence, mortal!
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 181d
I carry my own ketchup bottle.
Condimitment
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub · 13 pts · 181d
dan69@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 181d
Do you have mini Tabasco sauce to open that large Tabasco sauce?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 180d
Goddamnit if that isn't one of the best throwaway gags in the history of television.
AffineConnection@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 181d
That reminds me of how people used to carry around their own spoons everywhere.
jtrek@startrek.website · 1 pts · 181d
I would be more than willing to carry around my own spoon, fork, and more, if it meant less plastic crap everywhere
lath@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 182d
How many monthly payments though?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 181d
4 payments of $4.28
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 0 pts · 181d
For an american pizza?? That's a bargain!
humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 181d
My fellow American
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 181d
So strange yall have a name for a normal pizza
humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 181d
What makes it a personal pizza is that it is eaten by a single person in a single sitting.
The one pictured is an American sized personal pizza.
Jerkface@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 181d
I can understand. Our 'normal' pizzas are supposed to feed a family of four.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 181d
Any pizza is a personal pizza if you’re not afraid to live life.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 181d
Has CPA grindset vibes.
Slovene@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 181d
How does that relate to Brians Cock? Did he play a character like that?
Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 181d
I didn't watch Succession past an episode or two, but probably there.
Unrelated, his pocket square looks like a horse head.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 181d
This is weirdly wholesome.
Start small. Get yourself a pizza, and work up from there.
BigDiction@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 181d
It’s a good perspective. People get daunted by big goals like home ownership that are really just 20-60 thousand personal pizzas.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 181d
No house on Earth is worth giving up that many pizzas.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 181d
Depends on where you live. Where I'm at, single family homes are 25 pizzas per square foot.
Jerkface@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 181d
Use those calories to mow lawns. Register an LLC. Hire a fleet. Buy them pizzas. Growth mindset.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 181d
All my dads told me about how I was conceived in a bowl of iced piss from a woman they only knew as "sugar cunt". I guess she was diabetic and liked to donate eggs in the most peculiar way.
So now whenever I ask who my mom is they just tell me she's a cummy bear.
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 181d
What the absolute forking fuck is this
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 181d
My origin story
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 181d
Villain or hero?
irmoz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 181d
Mummy, there's a weird person on the internet
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 181d
I mean, setting realistic, achievable goals is a very good strategy and mindset.
Gotta build what you want, step by step.
... and also that looks like a pretty darn good pizza.
roux2scour@lemy.lol · 8 pts · 181d
Average linkedin user
Drusas@fedia.io · 7 pts · 181d
It's important to set achievable goals.
kamen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 181d
Given that they now give out loans for people to buy pizza, that's a solid achievement.
AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 181d
His kids are going to resent him when he brags about this in 30 years, and roll their eyes when he suggests maybe they just need to learn to be more responsible about rationing their Soylent Green.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 181d
I don't think that's a personal pizza, that looks like a medium. Although "personal" is subjective, any pizza can be personal, I suppose.
zebidiah@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 181d
any pizza is a personal pizza.... if you're not a coward
you_are_dust@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 181d
Set achievable goals. This is inspirational.
LynxIsInvicible@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 181d
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 181d
"Hey Guy! 😢 Why can't I make friends? I bought zza🍕" psalms 32:39
20cello@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 181d
Gg
zebidiah@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 181d
#builtdifferent #dailygrind
Mika@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 181d
30 years from now young people would find this meme and will complain that you could afford the real deal, and not just a taste simulation.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 1 pts · 181d
Hahahaha, oh my god this made me sad inside in the funniest way
vortexsurfer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 181d
At my job we get like half of a pizza FOR FREE maybe once or twice a year. It's not a personal pizza, but still. Pretty crazy bonus.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 181d
Well, he's got the grip for it.
Atlusb@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 176d
I walked 9km today (a lot for me) and I would very much like a pizza, but I already ate too many pizzas so now I have to have anti-pizza (calorie deficit) before I can have small pizza one day again.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 175d
You will have a nice, tasty pizza today.
Atlusb@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 175d
Your powers are correct I did.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 175d
Looks fantastic! I love the borders too!
balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 175d
Recession indicator
Krudler@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 181d
Cool, haven't seen this re-posted in over 18 hours, was starting to get worried I'd never see this hilarity again. Whew!