Birthday is in five days - Which cake do I choose?

Pie is always the answer, but of those, the cheese cake.

Of these options, cheesecake!

Mmm cheesecake.

I let my cat, Cheddar, sniff the picture. He checked all the cakes but he seemed more focused on the top row. Do with his fuzzy knowledge what you will...

Cheesecake!

I mean that cheesecake appears to have fresh strawberries.

The cheesecake.

The custard pie. (cheesecake)

Cheesecake, obv

Cheesecake.

Way too much frosting on most of those cakes. Gotta go with cheesecake.

I consider sprinkles the herpes of pastry, but even if the other 5 cakes weren't disgusting, I'd still take the cheesecake.

And don't get me started on fondant.

I vote for the strawberry cream cheese cake.

Here's a method. When facing a choice where all options seem to be good, pick a random one. As an extension, if, after picking, you don't like the selection, eliminate it and pick another random.

Repeat until good enough, otherwise again pick a random one, but this time final.

Since they all are ok, there no wrong choice, thus a random is still ok and better than no choice.

Those fancy textured clumps of frosting that make up the "trim" of a cake are usually dried out by the time you get to eating the cake. Just not good.

But the question is whether you want to choose based on flavor, texture, or appearance. If you want a pink princess cake from the bottom right. Get that. If you want cheesecake because that's your favorite, get that. Like sprinkles? Do that. Dislike sprinkles because texture? Skip them!

Pick what makes you happy.

I personally would go with the cheesecake or the top middle cake, I think. But I'd skip the clumps on top of the middle cake.

That's tough. You could roll a dice.

Personally I'd want the top right or bottom left, but I love sprinkles and dislike cheesecake.

I like the green if only because it's interesting looking, but I'm not a fan of thick fondant.

None! I can't stand the texture of any cream in my mouth. So whipped cream and other frequent creams on cakes are an absolute no-go for me.

I also don't have a sweet tooth at all so I'll be fine with a birthday pizza :D

Six is too many, first narrow to two.

In 5 days, 5 days....

To everyone saying cheesecake. Eww. Cheesecake has the worst texture, how can anyone even.

Autistic cake thread. Reminds me of the show about an autistic doctor. He wanted all the different cakes in one as far as I can remember. Maybe try to combine them all?