WTF, a banana is a berry!!?

Aubergines, cucumbers, kiwi, and citrusfruit are botanical berries as well. The correct answer is that berry should be seen as a culinary term just like fruit and vegetable.

Not only that, banana is a grass berry.

Fruit is sweet, vegetables are savory, berries are what I declare to be a berry. Done and done

Mushrooms in the vegetable section hoping no one calls them out

Humans accidentally named blueberries correctly.

Berries aren't berries. Vegetables aren't real.

Also so is squash lol

I didn't know plants have ovaries. Does that mean that strawberries are like an afterbirth? Are seedless fruit menstrual flow?

Maybe humans could evolve so that the bloody placenta attracts wolves who then raise the baby.

Now I need to know if Blackberry is a berry.

*No:

The usually black fruit is not a berry in the botanical sense, as it is termed botanically as an aggregate fruit, composed of small drupelets.

It's the same as tomato being taxonomically a fruit. Taxonomically does not mean culinarily. Most people use culinary terms for these. Tomato is a vegetable. The first berry group is berries. Etc.

At times like these I'm kinda ok with portuguese lacking a "proper" word for berry. "Bago" or "baga" isn't really used, at least not in everyday life, everyone will always refer to them as fruits

All could’ve been solved with some inclusivity, but nooo…