You could be dressing like this

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SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 183d (1 reply)

I don't have the RAM to pocketmax.

Jilanico@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 183d

Then resign yourself to the shame of being pocketmogged 🗿

MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 48 pts · 183d (15 replies)

This look rules so hard. I would absolutely dress like this if I had the money.

real_squids@sopuli.xyz · 25 pts · 183d (12 replies)

I would dress like this if I didn't have two black and white cats (my lint roller usage is through the roof already)

Jilanico@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 183d (8 replies)

Would lunarcore fashion solve that issue?

wizblizz@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 183d (2 replies)

Unironically love this. There more of it somewhere?

Jilanico@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 183d (1 reply)
wizblizz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 182d

Noice!!

real_squids@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 183d (4 replies)

Black fur would still show, depends on the fabric really. I just power thru it, though sometimes I wish I had like devon rexes or something like that

Jilanico@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 183d (3 replies)

Problem solved I'm kidding!

real_squids@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 183d (2 replies)

They'd appreciate it in the summer ngl

BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 183d (1 reply)

How does one convince a cat to stay still during this procedure?

real_squids@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 183d

Depends on the cat. Never tried that but from my experience having blood drawn at the vet, either food, rest, or being in an unfamiliar place chills them out.

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 4 pts · 183d (1 reply)

What do you even dress in if that's the issue? Plaid?

real_squids@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 183d

All black mostly, I suffer through it and take the hit in time taken to get dressed

edit: jeans or synthetic stuff doesn't care for the most part

MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 183d

😭 Oh my god, I always forget about this. My girl would ruin my clothes as well.

toofpic@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 183d

AliExpress has a shitton of cyberpunk-y clothes like that. Some stuff on the cheaper side can look worse than on the photo, but if you check reviews with photos, you can get yourself a decent outft.
The other thing is sizing - again, look for reviews where people write something like: "I weigh this and my height is that and it fits ok [ordered XL]”

Jilanico@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 183d

🤜🤛

FlexibleToast@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 183d (1 reply)

Like a mall ninja?

Jilanico@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 183d

Hell yeah

SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 183d (4 replies)

At first glance, the thumbnail made it look like they have a torpedo level as part of their outfit.

golden_calf@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 183d (2 replies)

If not that, then what is it?

NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net · 14 pts · 183d

"Remove before flight" tag

SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 183d

Some type of “curse” sigil?

Damage@feddit.it · 3 pts · 182d

TIL they're called torpedo level

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 31 pts · 183d (3 replies)

What has it got in its pocketses, precious?

pack-mule chic

If you pull the ripcord, does the parachute pop out?

I am the darkness... the darkness requires storage...

When you equip this outfit:

  • Carrying capacity +2
  • Dexterity -1
  • Stealth -1
  • Bludgeoning resistance +1
  • Special effects: vampire wannabe: +1 Charisma with vampire thralls, -1 Charisma with actual vampires
Zorque@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 183d (2 replies)

Rob Liefeld was a consultant. Fortunately they got someone else for the shoes.

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 183d

baines@piefed.social · 2 pts · 182d

thank you, it took a while but here it is

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 183d (4 replies)

And riding this bike...

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 183d (2 replies)

Good god, with that fork angle it must have like twenty meters turning radius.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 182d

The steering is linked to a typical steering head and fork angle.

NannerBanner@literature.cafe · 4 pts · 182d

Recumbent bikes are better! REeeeeeee!

F9 is great, but some of his videos have unintentional hilarity mixed in with the penis jokes.

tomatoely@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 182d

But can it akira slide???

hamid@crazypeople.online · 23 pts · 182d (2 replies)

I live in a place that is regularly over 38c

baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 182d (1 reply)

my condolences

hamid@crazypeople.online · 12 pts · 182d

I actually like it, I never deal with freezing temperatures though now I'm cold when it drops below 20 haha. I don't do like outside labor during the day and have a brick home so it isn't so bad

felixwhynot@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 183d

Good pic and decent fit, perhaps a bit uninspired since the fit seems to be 90% FOTU brand. I would like to see a bit more personality. More punk in the cyberpunk pls

Etterra@discuss.online · 21 pts · 183d (1 reply)

He looks like that weird guy in an anime. You know the one. The weird weird one.

Jilanico@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 183d

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 183d (3 replies)

I really like it, but it's a bit funny that the pockets must be stuffed with something light to achieve the look, defeating the functionally of all those pockets.

Sergio@piefed.social · 22 pts · 183d (2 replies)

Solution is simple: stuff pockets with cotton candy, and then if you want to put something in the pockets, just eat the candy.

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 183d (1 reply)

Oh yes, stuff some cotton candy in a pocket that you're going to wear close to your body for awhile. That'll go well.

Sergio@piefed.social · 10 pts · 183d

Absolutely. Then if you get surrounded by your enemies, reach into the pockets and throw a handful of Pocket Ants!

dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 19 pts · 183d (8 replies)

No, I couldn’t.

My gut is too big.

And I’d be snagging little bits of that outfit on every little protruding item I walked by.

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 183d

There are at least 4 straps 20cm or longer just hanging loose. This outfit is a hazard. You'd be lucky to walk through a doorway without getting caught on something.

h3ll3rsh4nks@ani.social · 9 pts · 183d (6 replies)

Yeah sadly streetwear/cyberwear just didn't work for those of us of the thick persuasion

NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 183d (4 replies)

Workwear cargo trousers are worth their weight in cordura (the heavier the material, the less likely they are to fall apart like cheap scamazon gahbage)

And they come in people sizes cause we built.

h3ll3rsh4nks@ani.social · 4 pts · 183d (3 replies)

Yeah I live in workwear but they are definitely getting weaker, last pair I got ripped in 2 months x-x

NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 182d (2 replies)

Oh dont get me started on how enshittification has hit clothing these days. I tried to get a pair from a brand I'd seen someone at work in, but because the company got bought out, they were made pf the thinnest material I've seen, every stitch had a long thread coming out of it somewhere. They went straight to the charity shop cause scamazon wont take them back

h3ll3rsh4nks@ani.social · 3 pts · 181d (1 reply)

Yeah it's horrible. I used to be able to get at least a year out of a pair (I wear them every day and do a lot of physical work that really tears them up) and now like I said the last two had crotch rips within two months. It also felt like they changed the cut of them as well. I dug out an older pair to substitute in my rotation and it was waaaaay roomier than the new pair and still the same size

NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 181d

Not to sound like a shill but Scruffs are pretty solid, have been using them in a rough environment for a few years without them collapsing (they have a reinforced patch in the crotch to boot)

Sturgist@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 183d

✊ The struggle is real.

YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 182d (1 reply)
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jamesrandysghost@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 181d

Just because I'm collecting boar asses doesn't mean it's a shitty quest! Wait...

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 182d (4 replies)

Sorry I'm not a Netrunner. Also stop trying to make cyberpunk happen, by god let's not make it happen

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 182d (3 replies)

It feels like it already is happening.

architect@thelemmy.club · 12 pts · 182d (1 reply)

Everything but the cool shit like this outfit. It’s cyberpunk in sweatpants ffs.

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 181d

Sweatpants are comfy. If they make neon glowy sweats then I'm so down.

luciferofastora@feddit.org · 2 pts · 181d

All the cyber dystopia, none of the neon punk flair.

Xerxos@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 182d (3 replies)

I mean it looks cool, but come on!

Short sleeves? The outfit looks warm and weather proof, but the short sleeves make no sense: when it's warm enough for short sleeves it's too warm for this outfit.

Or the other way around, if it's the right weather for this kind of clothing (cool, rainy) the short sleeves will be absolute horrible.

TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 182d (2 replies)

You don't need to keep your entire body warm, you just need to keep enough of it warm for homeostasis, and ironically enough most modern clothing don't address the greatest loss of heat, that active airflow system we call breathing. A simple COVID helps keep the heat tank that is your moisture from getting lost to the ambient air .

I mean, this outfit is clearly for cosplay, but keeping your sleeves short means being able to move your arms more freely and helps your skin from becoming damp swamp. It would have its uses even in cold weather.

Xerxos@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 182d (1 reply)

I don't think short sleeves would feel nice if it's raining.

TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 180d

Umbrella.

logos@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 183d (2 replies)

Reminds me of the Hong Kong resistance archers.

Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 183d (1 reply)

I'm still sad about them

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 182d

What happened?

VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 183d

Hey, my brother has those pants.

I have a weird relationship to tech wear. I like it, but it doesn't really match my style. And Fabric of the Universe charges crazy shipping to Europe.

tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 183d (8 replies)

That’s actually what really frustrates me with Fabric of the Universe—all their designs look so damn good, until they put their logo and name on everything ever, breaking any sort of immersion and diegetics.

NikkiDimes@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 182d

Seeing a big ol' "生地" meaning "fabric" or "material" is just kinda goofy looking lol

oxideseven@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 182d (6 replies)

Putting your name, brand, logo all over everything is kind of normal in fashion tho. Heck not just fashion.

My main issue is their price to quality ratio.

tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 182d (1 reply)

I mean, I specifically avoid anything with text or logos.

I feel like if I’m trying to create a look that has a point, splattering a brand name over myself ruins that.

Not a single logo in sight. It would detract from the aesthetic.

oxideseven@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 182d

Fair enough. I could go either way.

I think FotU is going for that mecha derived look that is quite popular. Which borrowed for military aircraft. Lots of writing, warnings, symbols and so on.

Stuff like this: Which is just a decal sheet for generic sci-fi.

Throwing their name in there is just a small step. You even kind of see that on the car side of things with brand logos everywhere.

I wish it wasn't brands though cus I don't wanna be a billboard....

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 182d (3 replies)

The pricier the clothes, the more invisible the logos are.

oxideseven@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 182d (2 replies)

Not necessarily true. Some of the most expensive brands are all about showing the brand off as a sign of wealth and exclusivity. See: LV, chanel, Gucci as obvious examples, Ferrari, Tag, Hermes, Dior, so on as less obvious but still very brand forward.

Companies love using people as walking ads. You even pay them to do it instead of the other way around. It's genius but sad.

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 181d (1 reply)

I think those are mid-rich brands. Meanwhile someone like Zuckerberg is wearing t-shirts of a brand of which no one here has heard.

oxideseven@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 181d

Pretty sure those are just cucinelli. Not that expensive in the grand scheme of quality clothing. Ridiculous for the average person unless you care that much about having high quality clothes, but only about $300.

Though there are better values for quality out there like maybe kiton or LP. None of these are the style to be like brand forward. More meant to be staple low mental effort stuff then statement pieces.

brachiosaurus@mander.xyz · 12 pts · 183d (7 replies)

This outfit looks functional but i would argue that in fact it isn't, it doesn't really serve a purpose other than look cool which means that once it stop being cool it ends up in a trash can.

__Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 183d (6 replies)

They're clothes. What other function do you want them to perform?

knatschus@discuss.tchncs.de · 17 pts · 183d

Protection from the environment and providing accessible storage space mostly

Drasglaf@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 183d (1 reply)

My clothes often serve as cat beds.

OrgunDonor@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 182d

Ahh, mine serve as carpets.

wabafee@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 182d

I want my clothes to do my taxes.

brachiosaurus@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 182d

this outfit is clearly designed after tactical/waterproof gear, i believe you wouldn't want to actually use it for that purpose

Frostbeard@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 183d
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RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 182d

Like, in Minneapolis, or other places?

TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 182d
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sen@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 183d (4 replies)

But it looks like repurposed reusable grocery bags and it would snag on every doorknob.

Also those shoes for whatever reason look like bags roughly toed to feet because you couldn't afford shoes. This shit does not look comfy.

NannerBanner@literature.cafe · 5 pts · 182d (1 reply)

The shoes are always the part of 'streetwear' that make me roll my eyes. Even more than the ridiculous bag pockets, they always seem to be going for the I'm-going-to-fall-out-of-these-or-spend-an-hour-putting-them-on style.

real_squids@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 182d

hightop shoes are incredibly comfy and you won't fall out, these look like an even more wearable version of air max 720s so I don't see a problem

cabillaud@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 182d

One shoe has a orange tag and the other has a red one, so you can't mistake, so there's that.

real_squids@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 182d

hightop anything is comfy, fight me. like even skating shoes (d3h for example) are awesome, they feel like cushy slippers if you like that kind of sole

KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 182d (1 reply)

Yeah yeah then the hot snakes start coming and you're clink clanking your way to the shitter dropping spaghetti everywhere

No thank you

I prefer freeballing a kilt for this exact reason

jamesrandysghost@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 181d

That's a brand new sentence it if ever heard one!

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 182d (1 reply)

My goal is to have all my clothes be various shades of near-black gray. But relatives keep gifting me clothes of assorted colors, and I'm too poor not to wear those. Thankfully I have at least steered the folks in the direction of mostly gray and, bafflingly, swamp green.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 182d

Dude...this was GenX in the 90s.

billwashere@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 182d

Pockets that low on my knees would drive me nuts.

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 181d

Dress for the cyberpunk dystopia you want, not the one you have!

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 182d

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Fmstrat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 182d

Looks like something Nerdforge would wear.

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 7 pts · 183d
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OwOarchist@pawb.social · 6 pts · 183d

Make it brown, slightly less pockets, and a bit less floppy, and that's pretty much what I wear during winter.

Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 182d

If i was 10 years younger i might. But if i tried that now people would thing im having a breakdown 😅

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 183d (6 replies)

I want this with bright neon yellow highlights.

I coild be the Cyberpunk edition of the Beverly Hills Ninja.

Jilanico@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 183d (3 replies)

bunnyBoy@pawb.social · 4 pts · 183d (1 reply)

I had this exact jacket in my cart for months, but damn, why machine 56 gotta be so expensive

Jilanico@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 183d

And then there's Hamcus prices 😭

YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 182d
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NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 183d

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 1 pts · 183d

That kind of milkshake would bring all the boys to your yard if you catch my drift.

PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 183d (2 replies)

Seems like a real pain to wash. Hand wash only? Throw everything away and buy new ones?

YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 182d
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real_squids@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 182d

You can wash Nylon just fine

prettybunnys@piefed.social · 5 pts · 183d

I swear I saw a band last night that was kitted out like this

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 183d

Why? Seems inconvenient.

CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 181d (2 replies)

Where would you even purchase that

Jilanico@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 181d (1 reply)

Fabric of the Universe

There are similar brands like Machine56

Also plenty of cheap no-brands on Amazon.

If you're feeling particularly spendy, Acronym and Hamcus.

Furbag@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 180d

If I were 20 years younger, I'd be all over this! I feel like as an older dude I would just look silly wearing crop hoodies and cargo pants with way too many pockets and straps.

nandeEbisu@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 182d

I got headphone cords stuck on shit all the time before I got wireless ones. This would be a nightmare!

Shameless@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 183d

Looks like it would be an uncomfortable sensory outfit

mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 183d

I could be dressing like that, but I'd die of heat stroke. I sweat in shorts in a blizzard

FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 182d

Its dope, just not my style. I like the thwomp shaped streetwear. Doubling as a stone door is my passion.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 183d

I don't remember this outfit in AC Shadows

Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 183d

That's what I used to wear at cons. Got the mask to glow

lonesomeCat@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 182d

Yes please

CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 183d (2 replies)

I could but:

  • I couldn't afford to
  • That mask would be illegal outside a pandemic.
  • Society has conditioned me to be as invisible as possible.
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org · 10 pts · 183d (1 reply)

Lmao what hellhole do you recide in that tells you what you can or can't put on your face for no reason?

rabber@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 182d

No darkthrone shirt 0/10

Hupf@feddit.org · 3 pts · 181d

I never dressed for this.

glorkon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 183d

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 183d

If I made a list of things I could do, that would be on the list.

limonade@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 141d

No I coudn't. That seems too uncomfortable but I like how many pocket it has. I like the shoes.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 179d

I love this look, but I'm struggling with the intersection of this and age. Frankly, I have no idea what middle-aged-but-not-dead-yet looks like when dressing in a more streetware/cyberpunk savvy way.

Alpha71@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 183d