What do your teeth taste like?

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TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 179d (3 replies)

YOUR.MOTHER'S.GIANT.WARM.PPPPPERFECTLY. cooked meatloaf because she is an excellent cook and very hospitable

gilokee@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 179d (2 replies)

wow

TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 179d (1 reply)

That's what I said after I GOT ALL WET AND SLOPPY WITH OP'S MOM because I helped her do the dishes after the delicious meatloaf dinner.

That's what a gentleman does before he LAYS SOME PIPE AND REARRANGES OP'S MOM'S plumbing situation because whoever did the pipe fitting before was clearly not certified, dang system looks like somebody threw spaghetti in a blender!

gilokee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 179d

such a gentleman!

drkt@scribe.disroot.org · 24 pts · 179d

why don't you come and find out 👅👅👅

FishFace@piefed.social · 12 pts · 179d

Now THIS is a shower thought

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 9 pts · 179d (1 reply)

Al dente. 👌

Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 179d

Should be top comment

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 179d (1 reply)

Composite dental filling flavor.

db2@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 179d

Silver mercury amalgammmmmmmmm

tronx4002@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 179d

Lick them and find out

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 178d

Teethe.

Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz · 6 pts · 179d

They taste like tongue, and regret

Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 178d

You know the taste when the dentist drills or polishes your teeth? That is you powdered teeth and because they are powdered they have a strong enough flavor.

brownsugga@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 179d

Mouth

Breezy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 178d (4 replies)

I broke a tooth eating at an Indian curry buffet. Shatered a tooth eating some lamb curry full of bones. Spit tooth pieces out for a moth as the breakage finished. I definitely swallowed some. Didnt taste like anything. So i figured thats normal, if not we would be constantly tasting our teeth.

So to answer this question, someone might need to taste your teeth for you.

RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 178d (3 replies)

I had a tooth shatter in my jaw (stupid wisdom teeth) and the shards tasted of nothing, so I agree. Nothingness.

Qwel@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 178d (2 replies)

You guys just don't grind your teeth fine enough.

RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 178d (1 reply)

I mean the dentist ground down the spikes left by the shattered tooth until I could get in and get it pulled, and the dust tastes like. Well. Dust?

Qwel@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 178d

It's dust yeah, but it's a bit different than sand or sawdust. It has a slight taste to it, I wouldn't call it outright nothing.

nikolasdimi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 179d

this is the fundamental meditation.

hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 179d

Cheese but I put minty toothpaste on them to make them temporarily taste like mint until they taste like cheese again.

autriyo@feddit.org · 3 pts · 179d (1 reply)

What does my mouth taste like?

MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 178d

Pucker up and let's find out

ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 179d

Do your mouth and teeth taste something? I just taste whstever I just ate and bits and pieces that are left, if any.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 179d
JoshuaFalken@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 179d (1 reply)

America's favourite chocolate, according to this post I just happened across.

Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 179d

But only in Australia apparently

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 179d

What do you want them to taste like? 😘

toynbee@piefed.social · 1 pts · 179d

Bones from Star Trek

squaresinger@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 178d

If you want to know, I can remove them from your mouth for a few days and return them after.

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 179d

Probably whatever you eat most often. Kind of how if one drinks too much coffee then they get stained.

gilokee@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 179d (6 replies)

bone

rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social · 1 pts · 179d (5 replies)

Teeth aren't bone

Mothra@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 179d (2 replies)

But why can't they taste like bone?

gilokee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 179d (1 reply)

YEAH. They're almost bone. Someone educate me, I'm too lazy to look it up.

nieminen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 179d (1 reply)

I... Did not know this

rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social · 1 pts · 179d

But, they have bones! ಠ_à²