That map is missing Alaska

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48 Comments

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 41 pts · 172d (5 replies)

They just made up Alaska for that movie.

damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 172d (4 replies)

Isn’t Hawaii further than Alaska?

Redacted@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 172d

They always asking hawaii and never hahowii

RamenJunkie@midwest.social · 4 pts · 172d (1 reply)

What the hell is a "Hawaii?"

damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 172d

It’s some kingdom these people annexed and aren’t giving back.

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 172d

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Asafum@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 172d (9 replies)

There's Virginia, North Virginia, Northwest Virginia, North Northwest Virginia, West Virginia, Southwest Virginia, South Southwest Virginia, South Virginia... Looks right to me

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 172d (6 replies)

They forgot Left Virginia.

moncharleskey@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 172d (5 replies)

What about Mississipsissippi?

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 172d (1 reply)

It’s right next to Alakazamabama.

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 171d

South of Toxis

Wait no that was Metaxa

Bakkoda@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 171d (1 reply)

Mipissipissipissi

BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 170d

Mississpissi

Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 171d

And Mippippi, Missississi, and Miiiiiiiiii.

fitjazz@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 171d

Also New Mexico, Old Mexico, Middle-aged Mexico, Adolescent Mexico, and Teenage Mexico.

Cethin@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 170d

Fun fact about Virginia/West Virginia: Virginia actually extends further west than West Virginia does. It really should be named Northwest Virginia.

theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 172d (1 reply)

Love super new england.

BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 170d

If your New England lasts more than 4 hours, seek medical help.

defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 172d (1 reply)

Texas and California are a lot smaller than I remember them being.

Zanshi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 172d

Everything is bigger in Texas, even Texas!

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 172d (7 replies)

Also, New Zealand. New Zealund always gets left off of maps. Poor New Zeeland gets no love.

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 9 pts · 172d (3 replies)

Stop making places up

dgdft@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 172d (2 replies)

“New Zealand” is a meme island made up by international criminal gangs.

They make fraudulent passports for this fake island, then gaslight authorities into letting them off the hook by insisting it’s a real place somewhere near Australia, even though it doesn’t appear on real globes or maps.

RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 172d

This has gone so far, that there are now maps that include it, either because they are made by said gangs or because the authors have been successfully tricked and didn't bother to double check

binarytobis@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 172d

They made up New Zealand to finally create a good spinoff of Taskmaster, since no one else seemed capable.

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 171d (2 replies)

Neu Zodland doesn't even get a mention.

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 170d (1 reply)

It's almost like New Zelend is a far away island.

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 170d

fah fah away

WalleyeWarrior@midwest.social · 10 pts · 172d (3 replies)

Also, Delaware was the first state

kat_angstrom@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 172d (2 replies)

I thought it was gaseous, probably followed by solid, then liquid

Manjushri@piefed.social · 3 pts · 171d (1 reply)

I think plasma would come before gaseous.

kat_angstrom@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 171d

Good call, actually

Etterra@discuss.online · 9 pts · 171d (1 reply)

This is part of the citizenship test. You have to identify which states are real.

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 171d

A. None of them

essell@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 172d (2 replies)

Virginia isn't a state, it's a Commonwealth 😏

deltapi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 172d (1 reply)

While it is true that Virginia is a Commonwealth, it does not diminish the fact that it is a state.

Even though it was officially so declared in 1776, the status as a Commonwealth has no impact legally on the status of Virginia, and is impactful only in name & symbol.

essell@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 172d

What are states if not names and symbols? 😃

pennomi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 172d (3 replies)
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Aedis@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 172d (2 replies)

So many ohios

ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 172d (1 reply)

Greater Ohios.

Manjushri@piefed.social · 3 pts · 171d

They really would have to be Greater Ohios. They certainly couldn't be worse.

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 171d

Feels like if you let Photoshop do context aware fill around the US

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 171d (1 reply)

Illinois INDIANA^7^

CPMSP@midwest.social · 1 pts · 171d

Bum bum bum bum

Darcranium@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 171d

It's an AI generated state line map?

recklessengagement@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 170d

I need that map, so much potential

the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 170d

Pfft. Maybe the first state in the CSA. Delaware was the first to ratify the constitution and officially become a state.

kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 171d

Big Boy America

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 171d

good old Oregon #7, where the weed is cheap