Put the shoes on

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officermike@lemmy.world · 157 pts · 161d (18 replies)

I think this can be explained by the mentality of completely naked means I'm not leaving the house, but naked with shoes means I intend to go somewhere.

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 57 pts · 161d (9 replies)

And in my nightmares I end up at school, and I graduated 30 years ago.

Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 161d (1 reply)

As someone diagnosed with PTSD that also has nightmares related to it, I think it’s way underplayed how much public schools give people long term emotional trauma. Not even just bullying, a lot of the expectations schools put on kids are just developmentally unreasonable. It’s not random that so many people have school related nightmares decades after they’ve graduated.

I think nakedness in dreams is just a common theme for vulnerability, but there’s a reason it’s so tied to school for many people, and it’s not because they’re healthy environments that produce well adjusted young adults.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 160d

Not just public schools. I went to private school and still woke up with high school nightmares for years as a college graduate.

I think the expectations are a part of it, but I also think it's the fact that it's an extremely stressful time period between expectations for one's future, high hormones, major social changes that happen as everyone's brain cooks at a different speed, and the constant fighting for increased independence.

Like, don't get me wrong I also didn't enjoy being in class, and I've had full on flashbacks to fights with my father over my grades in high school (also have a ptsd diagnosis), but imo the educational elements of high school weren't meaningfully worse than earlier years or college/adulthood. It was being a teenager that was particularly traumatic, and high school was just the location where most of the issues converged

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 19 pts · 160d (3 replies)

if you show up naked to a school at almost 40 i think bad things will happen

nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 160d (2 replies)

Yes, everyone else will develop acute glaucoma for some reason.

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 10 pts · 160d (1 reply)

nothing cute about glaucoma, buddy

nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 160d

Fair enough,I was trying to make a joke about the state of my 50+ saggy bod

Aneb@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 160d

I had the wildest dream where my entire class had to repeat senior year because Covid somehow invalidated our credits. Even though I graduated in 2019...

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 160d (1 reply)

I don't think I've ever gotten naked in public dreams, but I do still get stress dreams about missing an exam or having to make an assignment deadline despite not having been in school for like 20 years.

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 160d

I have them where I've forgotten my locker combination or don't have my class schedule. The thing is I actually do remember my last locker combination because I use it as a pin for something so I'm not even sure what my subconscious is on about with that one.

crazyinferno@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 160d (4 replies)

I think it's because of the steps removed you are from becoming non-naked. With no shoes, you're simply an underwear away from being non-naked. But with shoes on, you must bend over, remove your shoes, remove your socks, and only then are you free to install underwear on your naked dingaling. Now imagine if your landlord unexpectedly knocks at the door, and you were naked with no shoes versus with shoes. In the first case, you'd be non-naked in a matter of seconds. Whereas, in the second case, you'd be non-naked in about 15 seconds. Not to mention, you'd be in a very compromising position during those 15 seconds, as you'd be bent over in a strange position fiddling with your shoes over your own naked body. Never discount your brain's ability to plan ahead. And don't think this all isn't taken into account when considering how naked you feel with or without shoes. This, I believe, is one of the primary reasons. Okay, thank you for coming to my TED talk, have a blessed day, and fare thee well!

smh@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 160d (1 reply)

Just toss on a dress and go commando. No need to remove the shoes.

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 160d

Or a trenchcoat

TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 158d (1 reply)

::: spoiler .
Gullible
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sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 158d

This was foreshadowing. Oh dear god

Oisteink@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 160d

It works with socks too

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 161d (1 reply)

So if you're completely naked in public does putting on shoes make you feel less naked? We need a science.

Oisteink@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 160d

Yeah - try it

mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 81 pts · 160d (7 replies)

Reminds me of what an EMT once told me. She mentioned that every EMT inevitably learns two very important questions to ask whenever you encounter someone who is naked in public:

  1. Do you know you’re naked?
  2. Do you want to be naked?

Those two questions will shed a lot of light on the current situation, and will let you gauge how the next 15 minutes is going to go.

aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 160d

Would "yes, yes" be more entertaining or "no....yes!"

bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 18 pts · 160d

No, yes.

Any further questions?

REDACTED@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 160d

I remember getting an episode/panic attack/whatever that was. For solid 5-10 minutes, I felt like boiling from the inside and sweat started to drip from my forehead. I stripped naked and felt more comfortable that way till it passed. Thankfully I was alone, so no awkward experience.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 160d

I need to save this for the shitty religion I'm making pleased not to be the deleting until I can get my thoughts siren please

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 160d

That makes perfect sense actually. It's an effective way of asking "are you aware of what's going on" and "are you intentionally acting in a way that's socially frowned upon and may be illegal".

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 160d

Outside and inside? Edit:and, I forgot, alone?

Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 160d

No, and yes.

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 51 pts · 160d (6 replies)

Or get amputated.

The first times I went to the swimming pool in rehab, I remember feeling "more than 100%" naked in the changing room - if that makes any sense - because bits of me that used to be deep down inside of me were now only skin-deep. It's a very strange feeling to feel even more naked than naked. Hard to describe.

chaotic_ugly@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 160d

Jeez. I know that's a mind fuck.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 160d (4 replies)

Do you still feel a phantom hand in your head?

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 22 pts · 160d

Well, I still have both my hands, so no 🙂

My feet however... Well no, I don't have phantom limbs. Never had. Not everybody gets them. And I have very little phantom limb pain - which is a different thing. When I do get it, it's either in the form of mild electric shocks, which are easy to deal with and possibly even pleasant like a TENS session, or in the form of terrible itching I can't scratch that can last for up to 3 days.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 160d (2 replies)

yes. what's fun is when they cramp. and when the part of you that is cramping is not a part that is available to put up to a mirror to unclench. so you just get to sit there, since your MD believes you've healed. book says you should have years ago.

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 10 pts · 160d (1 reply)

your MD believes you’ve healed. book says you should have years ago.

If your doc thinks that, change doc.

In my neck of the woods, doctors are so aware of phantom pains that I can literally walk into any doctor's office, even one I've never met before, and ask for a prescription of Gabapentin or opioid of any denomination at any strength no questions asked. If I was still addicted, I would have no supply problem.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 160d

And then you're drug seeking and doctor hopping and then there are only four doctors will even see you.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 160d (3 replies)

I've done the nudist camp thing. This is 1000% true. This also works if you're "Donald Ducking it" and just wearing a shirt.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 23 pts · 160d (2 replies)

Straight shirt cocking it

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 160d (1 reply)

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 160d

Oh bother.

thed4rknss@bolha.forum · 49 pts · 161d (2 replies)

Feeling like Sonic

FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 161d (1 reply)

So that's why they called ron jeremy the hedgehog.

eddie@feddit.online · 14 pts · 161d

see also: shortness, roundness, hairiness

python@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 160d (4 replies)

For the opposite effect, walk into a room with other naked people and an air temperature above 70°C. Suddenly it'll be totally fine.

Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 160d (3 replies)

Nobody's fine at 70°C...

python@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 160d (1 reply)

Right, it oughta be at least 90°C to be nice and comfy

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 160d

You gotta make it that hot.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 160d

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crazyinferno@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 160d (10 replies)

I think it's because of the steps removed you are from becoming non-naked. With no shoes, you're simply an underwear away from being non-naked. But with shoes on, you must bend over, remove your shoes, remove your socks, and only then are you free to install underwear on your naked dingaling. Now imagine if your landlord unexpectedly knocks at the door, and you were naked with no shoes versus with shoes. In the first case, you'd be non-naked in a matter of seconds. Whereas, in the second case, you'd be non-naked in about 15 seconds. Not to mention, you'd be in a very compromising position during those 15 seconds, as you'd be bent over in a strange position fiddling with your shoes over your own naked body. Never discount your brain's ability to plan ahead. And don't think this all isn't taken into account when considering how naked you feel with or without shoes. This, I believe, is one of the primary reasons. Okay, thank you for coming to my TED talk, have a blessed day, and fare thee well!

Krauerking@lemy.lol · 8 pts · 160d (4 replies)

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 160d (3 replies)

What font is this?

Krauerking@lemy.lol · 5 pts · 160d (2 replies)

Blippo Black

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 160d (1 reply)

Ah I thought I'd seen it somewhere. Strong DISCO vibes

Krauerking@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 160d

Isn't it great? Old school vibes. Its very 1970s like every vinyl used it too for a while there.

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 160d (1 reply)

Paragraph breaks, my homie

thenewred@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 160d

This was not a paragraph post, it was definitely a stream of consciousness post

Shayeta@feddit.org · 1 pts · 160d

Just put on a trenchcoat?

frostysauce@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 160d (1 reply)

First, it didn't say put on socks and shoes, it said put on shoes. Second, why would you take off your socks before you try to be less naked? Also, I get that you'll probably need to take off your shoes to put on pants but you can certainly get your underwear on over your shoes, right?

crazyinferno@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 159d

Yeah that was implied but of course pants are the key

frog@feddit.uk · 21 pts · 160d (8 replies)

Women wearing thigh highs with a skirt is sexier than just skirt without socks.

Cremisi@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 160d (2 replies)

I don't know what this has to do with the post, but I totally agree.

Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 160d (1 reply)

that partial nudity is often sexier than total nudity

mosspiglet@discuss.online · 6 pts · 160d
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thebestaquaman@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 160d (2 replies)

Empirical evidence that wearing shoes makes you more naked: The only thing hotter than a naked woman is a naked woman with heels.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 160d (1 reply)

I can't believe that humanity hasn't got an explanation for this yet

frog@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 160d

I feel like heels makes women firm up their legs. It makes them look more tone, and it makes them have better posture. Also it makes them look taller and smaller feet.

anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 160d

Nothing beats her wearing sweats pulled up then the top rolled down and one of my shirts.

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 160d

Can't do that sorry. Actually I am lmao like, nah, but

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 161d

Man invented shoes first, because he was walking through the hot sand and the sharp rocks and the pointy briars, so he invented shoes to protect his feet from the ground. Then he invented pants, because he felt silly standing around naked in his shoes.

I think that was a Gallagher bit?

Agent641@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 160d

As a dude, I feel way more uncomfortable in just a t-shirt and nothing else than I feel fully naked.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 161d

Thanks, I hate it.

0ops@piefed.zip · 18 pts · 160d

It's like putting a little salt in your sweets, the contrast only makes the sweetness stand out more.

ceenote@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 161d

Well if you're gonna go outside naked, it's the sensible thing to do.

cattywampas@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 161d

I don't think I would like that feeling.

ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 161d

As someone who would routinely go around Seattle naked on my bike this is 100% true. Something about shoes and a helmet feels way more naked than actually naked

taiyang@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 160d

Even more true if you're one of many who remove shoes in the house. Shoes are an outside thing only and if they're the only thing you have on, something has gone tricky terribly awry.

cloudskater@piefed.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 161d

The shoes stay on during sex.

ryanvade@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 160d

33550336@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 160d (2 replies)

Optimally hight heels (including the case all genders).

protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 160d (1 reply)

high heels? too dangerous for me and very uncomfortable to wear too

Dasus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 159d

DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 9 pts · 161d (2 replies)

[off topic?]

The difference between naked and nude is that nude just means you aren't wearing clothes, but naked implies that there's a plan involved.

YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 160d (1 reply)

...and nekkid means nude plus a naughty plan.

nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 160d

bonk

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 8 pts · 161d (4 replies)

Naked except for my socks and sandals.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 160d (3 replies)

hey I'm wearing socks too! bet you can't guess where I'm wearing them though 😏

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 160d (1 reply)

In the pool? 🤔

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 160d

no, silly!

up my bum!

they're pink fluffy ones!

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 160d

On your fingers

Katana314@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 160d

I see this in some character costume designs that show some (not all) skin. Once in a while, they’re barefoot, and the effect is just a free spirit vibe. But, if they have very bare legs, a big thick pair of sneakers or boots draws attention to the legs, making them look more exposed.

Grass@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 160d

or socks and sandals

Ghostie@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 161d (1 reply)
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GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 160d

them: what's the belt for?

me: it's for later....

them: 1000003198

puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 160d

this is a popular artist technique, and even works with simple things like glasses and jewelry!

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 160d

Hat.

myster0n@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 161d (4 replies)

With or without socks?

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 161d (1 reply)

With socks. Otherwise, you're focused on the weird feeling of wearing shoes without socks.

thebestaquaman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 160d

However, naked with just socks is still more naked than just naked.

mcSlibinas@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 161d (1 reply)

Only without socks.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 6 pts · 161d

You are not going on a date with my daughter young man, not with that attitude.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 161d (1 reply)

If you haven't done this before, there's no time like the present. Also, go outside in your front yard. That pretty much maximizes the effect.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 160d

Naked to the elements

troglodytis@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 160d (2 replies)

I have a sizable piece of property out in the middle of nowhere. Gotta say, going walkabout wearing only socks and shoes is the BEST!

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 160d (1 reply)

I live in England and this level of certainty that you won't run into anyone is simply unfathomable to be

troglodytis@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 160d

I'm about 1km of dense woods from my nearest neighbor. Sometimes their dog gets out and they come looking for him.

They have learned to text and wait (cause signal coverage is spotty at best) the hard way 🤪

toynbee@piefed.social · 4 pts · 160d

Dave Barry posited a very similar theory about black socks, IIRC.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 160d

You can never be totally naked if you have a tattoo.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 161d

This dream, again??

Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 160d

Ever since I was a kid I, and other men, have had to occasionally remind women that if the air conditioning is too cold then can they please just put on a sweater because there's only so much clothing we can remove before we either run out of options or somebody calls the cops.

Nounka@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 160d

A hat will work to

th0maswaschosen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 160d

Then, just step over a motorcycle and if even that isn't enough just drive to a highway and speed up to +100 kmh, then you'll feel naked

altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 160d

Its working! You're a genie!

Cloudstash@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 159d
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Francislewwis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 160d

I hate how accurate this is. 😅

MustaSpiraali@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 159d

Finnish midsummer with harsh gravel between sauna and the lake.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 160d

try taking off some of your buttholes