If Happy Meals were availabe in The Federation, what toy would be included?

A play on:
https://piefed.world/c/asklemmy/p/946135/if-happy-meals-come-with-a-toy-what-do-angry-meals-come-with

40 points · 56 comments · view on lemmy.world

56 Comments

Contextual_Idiot@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 167d (3 replies)

A Tribble.

Oh no.

negativenull@piefed.world · 13 pts · 167d

You just doomed us all

SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 167d

God damn toy ate my happy meal!

TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 5 pts · 167d

Yes! Want that one

Cahayla@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 167d

Self sealing stem bolts

negativenull@piefed.world · 31 pts · 167d (1 reply)

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 166d

Come to Quark's

Quarks is fun

Come right now

Don't walk, RUN!

ptz@dubvee.org · 27 pts · 167d (4 replies)

A Dax symbiote Matryoshka doll

negativenull@piefed.world · 12 pts · 167d (3 replies)

This made me legitimately LOL!

ptz@dubvee.org · 6 pts · 167d (2 replies)

The worst part is I really want one of those now and am sad those probably aren't things that exist.

negativenull@piefed.world · 6 pts · 167d

A set of crocheted Dax characters with a Symbiote pouch in the stomach.

AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 167d

Post this to one of the 3d printing subs and wait.

MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 167d (1 reply)

A plush Moopsy!!!!

negativenull@piefed.world · 14 pts · 167d

Tribble Hacky Sack

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 167d (1 reply)

A Vulcan toy with "realistic Vulcan neck pinch" tm

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 166d

Or a battle damage red shirt that same month

kieron115@startrek.website · 21 pts · 167d (1 reply)

One of those miniature singing mark 1 EMHs!

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 167d

SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 167d

What do you mean "if"? Where did you think Picard got his collection of little starships?

ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 167d (2 replies)

Borg gacha-style figurines including Hugh, Locutus, Queen, and Seven of Nine. Gotta assimilate them all.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 167d (1 reply)

Gotta assimilate them all.

Before they assimilate you.

ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 167d

We... are... lovin' it.

negativenull@piefed.world · 13 pts · 167d

Bobble Headed Picard

TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 12 pts · 167d

Self-sealing stembolts with your namok sauce

Ghostie@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 167d (5 replies)
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ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 167d (4 replies)

But does it come with a lifetime of experience?

Stamau123@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 167d (1 reply)

It comes with the experience of a lifetime

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 167d

Love the platitudes Boimler gets from Ki-ty-ha.

kieron115@startrek.website · 4 pts · 167d (1 reply)

No, just the vague sense of a lifetime of trauma.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 167d

I'll take it.

Prove_your_argument@piefed.social · 10 pts · 167d

Bio Memetic Gel.

mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 167d

I'd expect a Bat'leth of course

hydrashok@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 167d

Dilithium. Along with a random assortment of isolinear chips.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 167d

The best Happy Meal toy: Little transformers that change into the food

hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 167d

A base ball.

foodandart@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 167d (2 replies)

Ferengi bobble head dolls.

negativenull@piefed.world · 7 pts · 167d (1 reply)

that moan when you rub their lobes

foodandart@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 167d

Eeeyahhh!

LOL!

tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 167d (2 replies)

Five hundred cigarettes.

tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 167d (1 reply)

Yes I know it’s from a different show, relax for the sake of comedy. It’s fine. Nothing matters. :)

AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 167d

That different show is more Star Trek than several Star Trek shows.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 167d (1 reply)

A copy of Fermat's last theorem.

negativenull@piefed.world · 4 pts · 167d

Fantastic idea!

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 167d

Miniature star ship replicas

negativenull@piefed.world · 5 pts · 167d

A small cup of yellowish clear jello putty

fireweed@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 167d (3 replies)

Happy Meal toys are usually franchise tie-ins with popular kids movies and other media, right? (I haven't actually seen a Happy Meal since the turn of the millennium so idk).

Are there any series that show in-universe media? I feel like the closest thing is maybe that drug-game from STNG (s5e6).

negativenull@piefed.world · 4 pts · 167d (2 replies)

"The Game" ring-toss play set!

Triumph@fedia.io · 4 pts · 167d (1 reply)

You just lost.

kieron115@startrek.website · 2 pts · 167d

mvilain@fedia.io · 5 pts · 167d (1 reply)

Depends on if this is the Blake's 7 Federation, in which case it's likely some toy Servalan favors. If it's the Star Trek universe, it has to be a "modified" tribble (that won't breed).

Davel23@fedia.io · 3 pts · 167d

Might also be the Trade Federation...

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 167d (5 replies)

A VPN and a USB stick with a Linux installer on it.

negativenull@piefed.world · 9 pts · 167d (4 replies)

What Linux distro is available in the 23rd century? Probably Debian

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 16 pts · 167d (1 reply)

Welp... I'm dumb. Paid no attention to the comm and was thinking about this federation of social media tools, not Star Trek's Federation 🤣

Starfleet's Happy Meals probably come with a gross of self-sealing stem bolts.

negativenull@piefed.world · 6 pts · 167d

Lol, the comment fit Lemmy/Piefed so well too!

chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 167d

LCARS Desktop Environment is a distro you can download now.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 167d

Celebrating reaching Debian 42