Happy Meal toys are usually franchise tie-ins with popular kids movies and other media, right? (I haven't actually seen a Happy Meal since the turn of the millennium so idk).
Are there any series that show in-universe media? I feel like the closest thing is maybe that drug-game from STNG (s5e6).
Depends on if this is the Blake's 7 Federation, in which case it's likely some toy Servalan favors.
If it's the Star Trek universe, it has to be a "modified" tribble (that won't breed).
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Contextual_Idiot@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 167d
A Tribble.
Oh no.
negativenull@piefed.world · 13 pts · 167d
You just doomed us all
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 167d
God damn toy ate my happy meal!
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 5 pts · 167d
Yes! Want that one
Cahayla@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 167d
Self sealing stem bolts
negativenull@piefed.world · 31 pts · 167d
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 166d
Come to Quark's
Quarks is fun
Come right now
Don't walk, RUN!
ptz@dubvee.org · 27 pts · 167d
A Dax symbiote Matryoshka doll
negativenull@piefed.world · 12 pts · 167d
This made me legitimately LOL!
ptz@dubvee.org · 6 pts · 167d
The worst part is I really want one of those now and am sad those probably aren't things that exist.
negativenull@piefed.world · 6 pts · 167d
A set of crocheted Dax characters with a Symbiote pouch in the stomach.
AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 167d
Post this to one of the 3d printing subs and wait.
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 167d
A plush Moopsy!!!!
negativenull@piefed.world · 14 pts · 167d
Tribble Hacky Sack
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 167d
A Vulcan toy with "realistic Vulcan neck pinch" tm
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 166d
Or a battle damage red shirt that same month
kieron115@startrek.website · 21 pts · 167d
One of those miniature singing mark 1 EMHs!
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 167d
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 167d
What do you mean "if"? Where did you think Picard got his collection of little starships?
ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 167d
Borg gacha-style figurines including Hugh, Locutus, Queen, and Seven of Nine. Gotta assimilate them all.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 167d
Before they assimilate you.
ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 167d
We... are... lovin' it.
negativenull@piefed.world · 13 pts · 167d
Bobble Headed Picard
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 12 pts · 167d
Self-sealing stembolts with your namok sauce
Ghostie@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 167d
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 167d
But does it come with a lifetime of experience?
Stamau123@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 167d
It comes with the experience of a lifetime
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 167d
Love the platitudes Boimler gets from Ki-ty-ha.
kieron115@startrek.website · 4 pts · 167d
No, just the vague sense of a lifetime of trauma.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 167d
I'll take it.
Prove_your_argument@piefed.social · 10 pts · 167d
Bio Memetic Gel.
mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 167d
I'd expect a Bat'leth of course
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 167d
Dilithium. Along with a random assortment of isolinear chips.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 167d
The best Happy Meal toy: Little transformers that change into the food
hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 167d
A base ball.
foodandart@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 167d
Ferengi bobble head dolls.
negativenull@piefed.world · 7 pts · 167d
that moan when you rub their lobes
foodandart@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 167d
Eeeyahhh!
LOL!
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 167d
Five hundred cigarettes.
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 167d
Yes I know it’s from a different show, relax for the sake of comedy. It’s fine. Nothing matters. :)
AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 167d
That different show is more Star Trek than several Star Trek shows.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 167d
A copy of Fermat's last theorem.
negativenull@piefed.world · 4 pts · 167d
Fantastic idea!
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 167d
Miniature star ship replicas
negativenull@piefed.world · 5 pts · 167d
A small cup of yellowish clear jello putty
fireweed@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 167d
Happy Meal toys are usually franchise tie-ins with popular kids movies and other media, right? (I haven't actually seen a Happy Meal since the turn of the millennium so idk).
Are there any series that show in-universe media? I feel like the closest thing is maybe that drug-game from STNG (s5e6).
negativenull@piefed.world · 4 pts · 167d
"The Game" ring-toss play set!
Triumph@fedia.io · 4 pts · 167d
You just lost.
kieron115@startrek.website · 2 pts · 167d
mvilain@fedia.io · 5 pts · 167d
Depends on if this is the Blake's 7 Federation, in which case it's likely some toy Servalan favors. If it's the Star Trek universe, it has to be a "modified" tribble (that won't breed).
Davel23@fedia.io · 3 pts · 167d
Might also be the Trade Federation...
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 167d
A VPN and a USB stick with a Linux installer on it.
negativenull@piefed.world · 9 pts · 167d
What Linux distro is available in the 23rd century? Probably Debian
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 16 pts · 167d
Welp... I'm dumb. Paid no attention to the comm and was thinking about this federation of social media tools, not Star Trek's Federation 🤣
Starfleet's Happy Meals probably come with a gross of self-sealing stem bolts.
negativenull@piefed.world · 6 pts · 167d
Lol, the comment fit Lemmy/Piefed so well too!
chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 167d
LCARS Desktop Environment is a distro you can download now.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 167d
Celebrating reaching Debian 42